Only if we also recreate the Aggro Crag on the South Lawn.
Aggro Crag contestants would be comprised of the top four placing individuals of the UFC match and the mud wrestling competition (eight total); with each of these earlier contests having awarded their respective winners the equal amounts of points based upon their rank. During the Aggro Crag portion, points will be scored based upon the time it takes a contestant to climb the Crag, with a small bonus awarded for the order in which contestants finish (no more than 5 points). The four highest scorers then face off against each other simultaneously atop the Crag in a pugil bout, with points awarded for hits landed, form, showmanship and victory. The winner of the bout will be declared winner but the highest scoring individual will also be declared winner. Each category gets half of the trophy, encouraging people to do their very best and take home the full trophy.
In the event that the bout winner and the score winner are not the same person and the trophy is split; they will face off in a biathlon on Pearl Harbor Day and the ultimate winner will be determined. The loser of the biathlon must relinquish their half of the trophy to the winner.
In the event of any ties during the points competition, the tied individuals will play best out of three rock, paper scissors in the presence of a veteran of each branch of America's armed forces and the First Lady.
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