US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Null]

The reason why a Trump loss would be so great is because he kamikaze'd the value of his brand and lost hundreds of millions... FOR NOTHING

Yeah haha it'd be really funny to see a guy trying to help his country go bankrupt and jeopardize the future of his children

haha drumpf btfo by based muina.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

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The reason why a Trump loss would be so great is because he kamikaze'd the value of his brand and lost hundreds of millions... FOR NOTHING

Nah, son. If he loses, he'll become a medi mogul and steal most of the Fox News audience.

 

[muina]

I sperg to please.

 

[IV 445]

He will always have a future in the House of Representatives if he loses

 

[Melkor]

I can't believe Donald Trump kissed Putin on saturday night live the other night.

(It's a joke)

 

[muina]

lol

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Literally the only people reporting on this are right-leaning rags.

>current year
>thinking msnbc CNN and the rest of the mainstream media will report fair and accurate news

 

[JU 199]

 

[Ineedahero]

All of my aussie friends have been bugging me to tell them who my postal vote was for and today I woke up to at least ten emails and messages asking me, and I just don't know how to tell them that I want to wait until the results are in so I can lie about voting for whoever won (I wrote in Bernie)

 

[Pikimon]

>current year
>thinking msnbc CNN and the rest of the mainstream media will report fair and accurate news

>fair and accurate news
>Daily Wire, Breitbart, WND, Infowars

 

[Internet War Criminal]

>fair and accurate news
>Daily Wire, Breitbart, WND, Infowars

You forgot Daily Stormer

 

[Shokew]

Giant Meteor 2016 - gonna end Kiwi Farms. It's been real, everyone.

Who I am kidding? I don't want this site to die *SOBS*

 

[Randall Fragg]

Livestream of the election going on at http://lolcow.tv/r/Autism
Currently watching the Infowar stream.

 

[IV 445]

Had a bit of a derp at the polling station. Rather than put my ballot in the big, man-operated box on the left side of the booth, I put my ballot in the scanner on the right side. My tab broke off as it was spit out and probably ruined that poor Methodist Church's electronic.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

With people like Chris and every mouth breather on social media who is going on about how they voted and how uninformed they are it made me realize there really are people who make their voting decisions based off article headlines, scare media or just because of a meme image/click bait article. I'm getting fucking hammered tonight.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

With people like Chris and every mouth breather on social media who is going on about how they voted and how uninformed they are it made me realize there really are people who make their voting decisions based off article headlines, scare media or just because of a meme image/click bait article. I'm getting fucking hammered tonight.

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Spoiler: Powerlevel time

I actually read the Drudge Report as it's a good place to find a bunch of articles in one place. Just makes it easier for me to find shit.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Spoiler: Powerlevel time

I actually read the Drudge Report as it's a good place to find a bunch of articles in one place. Just makes it easier for me to find shit.

So is Huffington Post which is equally agenda pushing garbage. Congrats. Here's your asspat.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Make this your election jam it's really good

 

[Johnny Bravo]

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Seriously, thank you for this. It gave me the laugh I needed today.

 

[Cosmos]

I'm just so tired, you guys.

So. Tired.