US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[JU 199]

Is that fucking thing on the front page getting bigger?

Yes it is

 

[Florence]

 

[Ruin]

Is that fucking thing on the front page getting bigger?

Never played MM. Fucking newfags.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The moon will kill us all

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I have some chocolate milk.

 

[Pikimon]

What's the best poll or whatever to follow today?

The exit polls would be the best ones, but they change throughout the day as results come in

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm going to bed now, will the usa still exist when I wake up?

 

[Luminous Being]

Is that fucking thing on the front page getting bigger?

 

[RP 520]

This song sums up the entirety of this election. (you'll see why if you listen for a bit).

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm going to bed now, will the usa still exist when I wake up?

In heaven, if you don't get to the Deus Vault.

 

[The Giver]

Well I've got my drink poured and a my popcorn popping. Let's do this shit.

I'm primarily waiting on Florida. If Clinton wins Florida, it's basically over as most of Trumps plausible paths to victory include Florida. But if Trump wins Florida, shit gets real interesting.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

The moon will kill us all

Sounds nice compared to what will happen within the next 4 years. Death by moon will probably be quick and painless. We'll actually die a slow and painful death over the course of 4 years.

 

[Shit Waifu]

Anyone want to join me in the Kiwi bunker?

One of my friends will actually be spending today and tomorrow camping. Won't even know the results until after he comes home from the middle of nowhere.

 

[Skeletor]

This song sums up the entirety of this election. (you'll see why if you listen for a bit).
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MYPJOCxSUFc

Some dude gets BTFO, cries, then threatens to leave but doesn't? Sounds vaguely familiar.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

So yeah. Remember I'm 2004 when democrats were screaming about how Diebold was gonna steal the election and nothing happened?

They don't seem to whine when Democrats actually do it, though

http://www.dailywire.com/news/10615/report-trump-votes-pa-switched-hillary-amanda-prestigiacomo

 

[Shokew]

Will Vermin Supreme win this time?

One of my votes was for Vermin Supreme - someone like him could make South Carolina not great - but awesome again.

 

[Corn Sake]

 

[Pikimon]

So yeah. Remember I'm 2004 when democrats were screaming about how Diebold was gonna steal the election and nothing happened?

They don't seem to whine when Democrats actually do it, though

http://www.dailywire.com/news/10615/report-trump-votes-pa-switched-hillary-amanda-prestigiacomo

Literally the only people reporting on this are right-leaning rags. Whats funny is that they leave out that the machines were re-calibrated and their votes have been fixed after they called attention to it.

“Those machines should be taken out of the mix and they shouldn’t be using those machines. They ought to be replacing those and using new machines to replace the ones that are acting up,” Metcalfe said.

Officials have recalibrated the machines and are confident that the problem has been resolved.

“I would like to know that my vote was for Trump, and not for Hillary,” voter Bobbie Lee said.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/11/08/some-problems-reported-as-voters-head-to-polls/

 

[melty]

Fierce Deity Trump will save us.

 

[muina]

The reason why a Trump loss would be so great is because he kamikaze'd the value of his brand and lost hundreds of millions... FOR NOTHING