US 2022 Mid-Term Election

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Done, quick and easy. Probably gonna order a pizza and kick back and watch as the results roll in.
 
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The election isn't even over and they are already blaming Russia. It really says something about their chances if they were putting this out days before the election. They knew they were fucked from the start.
I'm sorry, what? I've been repeatedly told over the past two years that our elections are the safest, securest, bestest most greatest awesomest elections on earth!
 
Probably democrat since they want to get us tied up in this Russia shit more than Republicans.
How do we get socially "conservative" (i.e. fuck trannies, minorities ain't speshul, suck on it hoes) dems or Reps that are not obsessive fake Christians and are normal on foreign policy i.e. they don't abandon NATO allies under a new iron curtain.
 
"Man, what were the odds that every single person who put their vote in box 3 voted blue? I'm also really glad that we found those other 53 boxes in Jeff's trunk of pure D votes. Jeff sure can be forgetful sometimes ;)"
-Arizona Election Official in like a week
“Breaking news: It appears that gunmen have run Jeff off the road and have broken into his vehicle. They found boxes of ballots in the trunk and are currently holding up traffic in both directions. They claim to have found election ballots and have vowed to stay in the road until all the ballots are examined, regardless of how much traffic has been backed up. The leader of this group had taken Jeff away from the scene of the accident following the initial crash, and the men who stayed behind refuse to tell me where the two of them are.”

-what the schizo accelarationist in me feels like we’re going to hear sooner or later.
 
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