Urgent: New Intel on Dicksquad aka The tupac operation was a trap

[StallChaser]

I have some intel I got from a Dicksquad base in England.
At 2100 hours, I sneaked into the base and took out some guards with my Deagle. I had a camera ready to capture some intel but when I came to a room that said "Pleasure Island"
I was shocked at what I saw.
Here, what looks to be a man in a basketball uniform is lying on the ground, presumably dead.

Spoiler: Blood slightly NSFW

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And the other piece of Intel, in it is a picture of a that was man impaled through on a pole through his ass.

Spoiler: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE EVIL DICKSQUAD

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I will now resume my recon mission on Dicksquad.
420 fidelis and best of luck to you all.

That second picture is Gaben, one of the confirmed higher ups in Dicksquad. He's notorious for doing that in public places, most frequently on the spires of skyscrapers. It's a Dicksquad version of teabagging.

 

[bristol]

Dude it was all a Fuckin Lie!! Get Eli the fuck Outta There, he's gonna get Iced!!

#NoToGaza

 

[Garmfield]

That second picture is Gaben, one of the confirmed higher ups in Dicksquad. He's notorious for doing that in public places, most frequently on the spires of skyscrapers. It's a Dicksquad version of teabagging.

My god, now that you mention it, I think I saw him doing that on the cliffs of Dover recently.
He is a menace to society along with the rest of Dicksquad UK.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Dude it was all a Fuckin Lie!! Get Eli the fuck Outta There, he's gonna get Iced!!

#NoToGaza

I think you mean he's gonna get

 

[Enig]

OP is fucking high man. Of course Dicksquad would use Tupac as a diversion, but why would they put him in a contested warzone like Gaza? Isn't it obvious by now that it was used as a trap to lure in one of the Deagle Nation high commanding officers to a crucial danger zone? Like I said before, he isn't in Gaza, he's been in Serbia this whole time training the Russian Rainbow forces in triple-speak to turn the farmer populations of Russia into gay foot soldiers, through the art of sick ass rapping, united under a rainbow federation... a federation that is a front for Dicksquad and the Gayluminati they stand for. This is why the people in the Ukraine fight. They know that if they don't then the gay Russians will come in and take their people and force them into gayhood. They fight the good fight against gayism, and if I were you, I'd rise up too against the Gayluminati. We all must rise to free Tupac, to free Ukraine, and to free us from that goddamn tacky rainbow of iron curtained oppression.

 

[A-№1]

At least Eli has a story to tell his mailman's grandchildren someday.

Fixed that for you.