Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

[Tubular Monkey]

Still insecure, eh Chris?

Chris really is just about a piece of shit.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ok, so I added his profile cuz someone asked me to.

Here's the whole thing
as it sits now.

For those of you that already looked at it; I'm sorry to
make you look at it again; but it's the first four pictures
so you can just click it and take a quick peek if you
want. <3

He doesn't realize that a plea deal is not a dropped charge. He pled guilty for a lesser sentance. We need a facepalm emoticon.

 

[CatParty]

Still insecure, eh Chris?

like anyone would want to hug a rotting watermelon

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He doesn't realize that a plea deal is not a dropped charge. He pled guilty for a lesser sentance. We need a facepalm emoticon.

Chris remembers what he wants to have happened. That, and he's profoundly retarded. He can't remember away the whole court ordeal, but he can twist it to being found not guilty. Eventually he'll work it into his memory that the court ordered Snyder to close his store, and that's why it's out of business. Like I said, he's retarded. And probably insane.

Basically, consider his "memory" of high school.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

like anyone would want to hug a rotting watermelon

I don't think he uses that brand of axe anymore, now he just smells like

 

[Henry Bemis]

I believe the term you're looking for is escort. Technically escorts are usually paid to do that for being a temp girlfriend, even know their actual service involves something else.

And those cost WAY more than $100.

 

[Pikonic]

So no, you wouldn't date a transgendered person.

 

[exball]

So no, you wouldn't date a transgendered person.

Chris doesn't really know what transgendered is. Big surprise.

 

[Pikonic]

Chris doesn't really know what transgendered is. Big surprise.

I get you can be transgender without being transsexual, but Chris views transgender as "tomboy."

 

[Tommy "Shrimp eyes" Mcgee]

I'm so sorry.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Totally spergy but that was jail not prison. Huge difference.

I love that he doesn't know what a nickname is.

.... Too easy.

 

[Holdek]

There is another definition of piddling.

Ya.

“ ​

I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my cats." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are their back and their heads. Nothing more.
​

„

—Chris about molesting his cats​

 

[namazuros]

Wait, does Chris actually believe he was found innocent in his dealings with Snyder?

 

[cahoots]

Holy shit, he's answered 1333 of these dumb questions.

 

[Holdek]

Ver archivo adjunto 3555 Wait, does Chris actually believe he was found innocent in his dealings with Snyder?

Ha ha no goddamn he's straight up lying (well more like gay up lying, am I right?)

 

[CatParty]

Holy shit, he's answered 1333 of these dumb questions.

i know right? how'd he find time to get any of his office work done?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Holy shit, he's answered 1333 of these dumb questions.

There's that many? Damn. Now I'm sad we don't have pics of those.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Holy shit, he's answered 1333 of these dumb questions.

Do you want to know if the ironic thing is? Answering the questions the way he has been is fucking up his chances even more so than his pictures, which says ALOT.

 

[CWCTime]

you forgot to put a bra on it.

How could I have forgotten about modesty for those dog-gone ugly pecs?! Pasties will have to suffice.

Spoiler

 

[cahoots]

I'm having to resurrect my old profile and answer questions just to see what his answers are. But there is gold in them there hills.

Does he even own a radio? I don't think the 2 minute news break on the hour in between songs while you drive counts. Its not like he's listening to NPR.

(Possible answers were Tradition/Upbringing, Instinct/Emotion, or Reason/Observation)

Good idea. Sometimes when I go to Coinstar to cash in my coin jar I'll realize I accidentally had a few sunken Spanish gold doubloons mixed in.