Unpopular Opinions about Video Games

More games should let you slaughter NPCs. I miss when that was an option in more shit. Nowadays devs are so scared you'll mess up their '''story''' that you can't do anything but let their retarded characters spout bullshit at you.
They aren't afraid you'll mess up "their story". They got tired of dealing with mouth breathing retards crying about fucking over their entire game because they killed an important NPC.
 
More games should let you slaughter NPCs. I miss when that was an option in more shit. Nowadays devs are so scared you'll mess up their '''story''' that you can't do anything but let their retarded characters spout bullshit at you.

I don’t know how well known the game is, but Star Wars Episode 1 tie-in game on the PS1/PC fits the description perfectly.

You can slaughter enemies, allies and civilians alike. Sometimes the game won’t let you continue the plot, other times it proceeds like nothing happened.

You can genocide the entire gungan population as Obi-Wan and still finish the level.

You can murder every single NPC in the Tatooine level as Qui-Gon, including children. Yes, that includes Anakin.

The game is absolutely amazing and underrated for its time, even though it didn’t age too well.

 
BOTW fans are irreconcilably different from Zelda fans, with the main difference being BOTW fans are coomers pushing their gay and tranny fantasies on Link because of all the six gorillion gay porn on him and that one time he crossdressed in BOTW
I'd argue this is more of a Tumblr/Twitter/Reddit leftie thing than a BOTW thing.

Games used to be full of hot women with few clothes, but now everything is safe and sexless to not offend the political extremes. So when something comes along that ticks certain "acceptable" fetish boxes like crossdressing Link or the tall lady from Resident Evil 8, coomers go insane.

And 99% of those same people would turn around and say that "there's porn on the internet if you want to jerk off!" whenever anyone points out that they miss the days of sexy women and buff guys in games.

I'll hold that other than Dark Souls 1 and Bloodborne, if their games would have had some other, random name on the box they wouldn't have sold for shit.
We don't even have to speculate. When FromSoft made a FromSoft style VR game, the soulsbourne fans shit their pants and review bombed the trailer for daring to step away from the soulbourne format.

When the new Armored Core was announced, the fanbase was speculating how it would be Dark Souls with mechs, and how they were always lifelong AC fans while binging any AC game that would play on emulator.
 
And 99% of those same people would turn around and say that "there's porn on the internet if you want to jerk off!" whenever anyone points out that they miss the days of sexy women and buff guys in games.
Dudes in games really haven't strayed too far away from the idealized "conventionally attractive, hyper competent, in shape fucker of women and/or slayer of bad guys" mold though. It's female characters that get the short stick. Acting like men in games have gotten the same faggoty sjw cover up and ugly stick that women have is dumb.

But I also agree that there's porn all over the place. If you're playing a game  because you find the pixels hot, or you're mad because the pixels aren't showing enough fake skin, you're a fuckin coomer and a loser.

Like I get it. Anytime I'm given the option I'll create a female character and make them attractive because if I'm gonna spend a bunch if time playing a game, I'd rather look at a hot jpg of a woman than a man. But the way so many nerds get so up their ass about games not having enough sex appeal just reeks of crusty cum socks.
 
We don't even have to speculate. When FromSoft made a FromSoft style VR game, the soulsbourne fans shit their pants and review bombed the trailer for daring to step away from the soulbourne format.

When the new Armored Core was announced, the fanbase was speculating how it would be Dark Souls with mechs, and how they were always lifelong AC fans while binging any AC game that would play on emulator.
I love souls games so fucking much but the fanbase is so incredibly gay I've resorted to ignoring the online aspect almost entirely. Every goddamn aspect is filled with pozzed asshats. The pve fags hate the pvp fags, most of the pvp fags have a stick up their ass about muh honor duels, bloodborne draws trannies like flies to shit, souls streamers are some of the most egocentrist jackoffs I've ever come across, and souls content creators deserve to be sodomized with an impact driver. All I want to do is grief in the townshit.

Nothing would make me happier than for the new AC to filter these spergs.
 
I'd argue this is more of a Tumblr/Twitter/Reddit leftie thing than a BOTW thing.

Games used to be full of hot women with few clothes, but now everything is safe and sexless to not offend the political extremes. So when something comes along that ticks certain "acceptable" fetish boxes like crossdressing Link or the tall lady from Resident Evil 8, coomers go insane.
Used to? I don't know, I've seen Japan's output and it seems the same to me, unless you're going for a very cheeky jab at how kidlike that output is.
 
Just look at what happened to Dead or Alive and Resident Evil 3.
I'm not sure about DOA, you'd have to enlighten me.

However, RE3 Remake had a very weird scene that had something force Jill to choke down on a very phallic object and swallow its eggs.

Which, now that I think about it, I am not sure supports or degrades your point. I'm just saying I wouldn't call it sexless, Capcom absolutely knew what they were doing there.
 
Today's political/social climate would be perfect for a Manhunt 3 entry. You're a mentally ill live streamer looking to avenge fight police brutality amidst a regime through state law. The live chat eggs you on and reacts with every kill, execution, reckless behavior you present. The drugs you're on mask the world around you down to your ability, perspective and psyche.
So IP2: The game? But on their way to the Ntrepid blacksite?
 
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