Unfriended 2: Dark Web - Dear god why?

[Quijibo69]

Siting you ass down at a computer for an hour and a half lame Skype chat 2: electric boogaloo
or
What old farts think the internet is 2: electric boogaloo

 

[Desire Lines]

lmao they spoiled the whole movie in the trailer

 

[aricebowl]

Did they just fucking flatline someone via the internet?

 

[LofaSofa]

It seems more like a parody than anything.

It's just too silly to be taken seriously.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Didn't the first one bomb?

 

[The Nothingness]

The first movie had a ghost wanting revenge. This one looks like the ghosts (or maybe they are actually people) are doing it for the lulz

Didn't the first one bomb?

No since it was made on a very small budget, it make shit-tons of money at the box office

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

What annoyed me most about the first movie was that none of those little shits knew how to use keyboard shortcuts.

 

[Gutpuke]

This is gonna suck...

 

[Raging Capybara]

I'm happy this is getting a sequel, it means YMS will make another excellent video.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This doesn’t even look like ghosts this time. It’s just like “dark web hackers” coming to kill/enslave the people who know about the laptop.

 

[Judge Holden]

Also I suggest yall not be so quick to judge. I memba hearing word of this back in 2015 where apparently arch bull-prepper Wil Wheaton was being asked to help write it and (get reddy nigz) it would be based at least partially on everyone's favourite never ending tard war Gamergate

If we are lucky-cucky we may well have ourself some vintage cringebad horror that we can put on saturday drunk movie night in a few months

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

OK, like, small nitpick but goddamn that's a terrible "message received" noise in whatever off-brand Google Hangouts lookalike they're using.

Plotwise: honestly we've seen this all before. The gimmick of "haha it's like a Skype call you guys" worked for half of one movie, and that was the first one of these. The very idea of a group of Darkweb hacker ninjas who are located in every city and no more than 4 minutes away from anyone at any given time is hilarious. They all just instantly know everyone's address, identity, cross-reference a billion different things.

This could be interesting if it was a regular movie, but like any "found footage" style film, this really begs the question "why are you still filming" or in this case, still on a conference webcam call, when multiple people have died and your house is being actively raided by Darkweb Spetznaz

 

[Hell0]

what if in the movie, ghost was just the hacker know as 4chan the whole time

 

[neverendingmidi]

what if in the movie, ghost was just the hacker know as 4chan the whole time

Oh hell no. It should be the elite internet sleuths of Kiwifarms. I mean we do have a kill count.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Oh shit that dude has an ominous looking orange skype avatar with a gradient!
That clearly means he's serious!


Also lol at the "boat in the sewer" animation and some dickwad going "That's the dark web!"

Edit:
This movie might be worth watching for the stupid mugging alone.

 

[Judge Holden]

Old people's hysteria and paranoia over "THA DARK DEEP WEB!".....Logan Paul level acting...possibility that fucking gamergate might play into all this...

I am legit hyped

 

[Nobunaga]

Isnt this just the plot of welcome to the game with ghosts?

 

[XYZpdq]

I want Unfriended vs Strangeland.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Awww I expected Unfriended 2: Kiwifarms, speds getting doxed and the internet hate machine playing "Kick the Autistic" and literally raping and murdering trannies by making comic edits.

 

[Judge Holden]

Awww I expected Unfriended 2: Kiwifarms, speds getting doxed and the internet hate machine playing "Kick the Autistic" and literally raping and murdering trannies by making comic edits.

Thing is you say this as a joke, but given how fucking autistic this timeline has gotten and how many other batshit implausable things have happened, not to mention the growing REEEEEEEEEE KIWIFARMS REEEEEEEE sentiment in the SJW media sphere, it wouldnt actually be too much of a surprise to see "UNFRIENDED 3: FARMING FOR PAIN" based on us to be released in 2020