🎨 Artcow ugojesse - nigerian graphic designer and cartoonist extradinoire

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What's the opposite of a horrorcow? A wholesomecow? Something like that? Because this guy should be in that category.
Yeah. While other lolcows spread strange fetishes, discriminations, pure cringe and Sonichu; this one search to spread awareness about his country's problems and conditions.
 
OK, if I understood correctly: He wants to make the world a better place, produces comedy gold and likes Afro Samurai, wanted to be a rapper, perhaps he was a fan of Wu Tang too. I think we found an unicorn. Time to have another drink.
 
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I know it's been said, but this guy is really endearing. I look forward to more Nigerianglish comics.
Here you go, Jeffrey pal. A scantily clad girl gets hard nipples by being oogled by a drooling apeman and exchanges funny(?) banter about medicines.
 
ugojesse, if you manage to stumble across this thread, please create and account here and talk to us. You seem like a genuinely good guy and we'd love to get to know you. @jenffer a jay is another artist who has a thread and is a well-liked member.
 
U go see pipty shades of weeen, and dey flog dey train cow. It's simple really. :epik:
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upside down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Homes, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter backlot perform' us' down I take TCB-in, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: :see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
 
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It's extremely refreshing to see an artcow like this, i can't help but smile at his incomprehensible art. anyways, have an edit.
 

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