u kno who da fuck it is Tyce launches www.tyceandrews.com, publishes "Analchest Cookbook"

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Berith dijo:
My personal favorite Tyce "prank"

Gotta love that he has a name for this.
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I don't know fucking why but the stupid doge word filter make this even better for some terrible reason.
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I've always wondered why some people just shit all over the place in public restrooms. Were they vandals? Perverts? Just regular schmucks with bad aim who are too embarrassed to tell anyone so they just leave?

But now I know the truth: they were souljerz. #TYCED
 
Berith dijo:
My personal favorite Tyce "prank"

Gotta love that he has a name for this.
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I don't know fucking why but the stupid doge word filter make this even better for some terrible reason.
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I like that the "pissnado" requires the use of jean shorts.

Jean shortz. I mean.
 
Handsome Pete dijo:
I've always wondered why some people just shit all over the place in public restrooms. Were they vandals? Perverts? Just regular schmucks with bad aim who are too embarrassed to tell anyone so they just leave?

But now I know the truth: they were souljerz. #TYCED
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semper fi to all our armed forces shitting on the walls of toilet cubicles, they are the real heroes fighting for our rights to shit freely. deagle nation 4 life #shitfreely
 
Tyce dijo:
-EZ Poisin LAW: SUPER ILLEGAL ANALCHY LEVEL: xxxxxxxxx| DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM !!! WARNING: I HAVENT TRIED THIS YET... DO AT UR OWN RISK !!! ok this 1 is really fukin illeagl but like basically if u spray windex in sum1s food it has imonia in it and imonia is like toxic n shit its basically like bleach so if u wanna fuk sum1 up really bad u just like pretened 2 b cleaning da table they eatin on n just spray it in dere drink wen they lok away. i never dun this 1 but itd totally work theyd proly die.

-Sauna Prank LAW: ???? ANALCHY LEVEL: xxxxxxx|xx DIFFICULTY: HARD basically u go in a sauna n u kno how dey have roks in the sauna and u arent allowed 2 pour water on da rocks rite?? here wat u do. so basically u take a small watr bottle and go 2 da bathroom n fill it up wit ur piss. den take of ur clothes wear towel n hide the bottle in da towel. now u go in sauana n wait till there like 5 ppl in there wit u. all of a sudden u just grab da bottle n pour it on da fukin rocks. other ppl wont even kno wat u doin till its too late unless they really quick. basicaally what happen is the hole room smells like piss but lik the worst piss smell u ever smelled. now wat will happen is u have like, 2 or 3 seconds 2 get out b4 the smell hits. its lik platning a bomb n running awya b4 it xplodes. so just pour it rely quik n get out as quikly as u can. its rly ez 2 do this with little kids cuz theyre lik not strong nuff 2 push da door open. also its beter 2 do it if u stand near th door wen u pour da piss out. cuz den u basically close 2 da exit u can get out b4 any 1 else can get out. so like so a really good place 2 do this 1 is at the ymca. ive been kiked out of like every fuking ymca in all of masachusets cuz i keep doing this n they kno they cant fuking stop me cuz i just kmeep cuming in weering disguises n shit n they cant stp me hahahaha cuz lik most of da time dey dont even chek if u actualy have ymca card or not.
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These pranks in particular show just how stupid Tyce really is. They won't work because they are obvious to detect, and I think he's just using his warped imagination with the sauna prank. 5 people could easily stop him and beat his ass if he tried to pour piss on the rocks in a sauna.

All the while, I'm just laughing at how dumb all of this is.
 
fuzzypickles dijo:
These pranks in particular show just how stupid Tyce really is. They won't work because they are obvious to detect, and I think he's just using his warped imagination with the sauna prank. 5 people could easily stop him and beat his ass if he tried to pour piss on the rocks in a sauna.

All the while, I'm just laughing at how dumb all of this is.
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His whole "windex contains ammonia which is just like bleach" thing cracks me up.

What really upsets me though is that in his "shout-downs" he has the audacity to consider Judge Mathis more worthy of contempt than the cops.
 
A couple choice items from Tyce's list of ideas for graffiti tags

3. a pic of obama being saying sumething gay, like a pic of his head (brown colur) n then a speech bubbele that says "im a fuckin nigger muslim who hates guns"
5. a girls boobs #lmao
6. a skeletin smoking wweeed
8. a pic of tupac n then it says "pac is alive / police is bullshit" make it in brown cuz hes a nigger
9. a cop being owned by me
10. skateboard
11. a catana sword
12. a pic of geroge bush with oil barral n it says OIL BLOOD on it
13. hot wheels logo(look it up retadsrds)
14. dead trayvon
15. a beyblade
17. laserr beem
18. "he beast has been unleashed."then a pic of a scary wolf teeth or sum shit
19. rasta flag
21.beer world
22 a america flag with doollar signs over it n then deres a milk jug on it says THE %%1 WHICH HAS A DOLLER SINE ON IT CUZ $%1 CONTROL THE BANKS
23: gun
23"tek dek
24. beer
24 wed beer
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"Beer world" and "police is bullshit" may be the most amazing things ever committed to human language.
 
Damn, between the Analchest Cookbook and ultimatepower .net, I am getting some mad oldguy feels. Did not expect such a 1990s vibe from Deaglnation.
 
Wow, definitely one of the funniest things I've read all week. The entire Deagle Nation crew really is a gift to mankind.

Also apparently some of the Homestucks last AWA were analchest soljerz because there was suppodly an incident with them smearing poop and graffiti all over one of the restrooms.
 
I was going to post the sauna prank, but someone beat me to it. That and the bathroom stall stuff. With the poo, he's pranking himself more than anyone else.
 
"disclaimer:this guide is for entertainment and educataional purposes onlyi do not condene any of the actions in here and i do not encourage people to do illegal acts. 99% of the shit in here is totally legal and the other 1% u wont ever get caught unless ur retarded. if u do somethin stupid dont blame me because im just the messenger dont shoot the messenger."
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sure
 
If anyone legitimately followed Tyce's "Survival Guide" they'd probably end up dead or in jail in less than a week.
 
It was nice of Tyce to publish a 'Steal this Book' for retards.
 
How do we know this isn't a troll? Tyce is fucking illiterate, how could he even buy a domain?
EDIT: Nevermind, he confirmed on his Twitter.
 
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