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Tyce is getting high on paint thinner because of Obama's ethnicity?
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IF I HAD A SUN IT WUD LOK LIKE #TYCED - OBEME 20014
 
So, Tyce is staying with his mom. He is high on paint thinner and cold medicine, the latter of which he stole from his mom. TyceMom wouldn't buy him any matchbox cars. Obama is nug. Got it.
 
If this were my kid I'd have let him sit in jail.

Agreed. His Dad probably at least considered it, but even if he didn't cave in out of love he would've caved in because his father has a reputation to uphold. Imagine trying to run a reputable law practice with your son in jail for pushing a handicapped girl down a flight of stairs.
 
Tyce is back.

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Tyce Andrews @UnknownSold1er1 · 29 minutes ago
im hi on pnt thinur cz obeme is nug ##bith #teeroraost go bk 2 furgazin qeeeermom bic 4 nt by myy raceein cars @ stor

Tyce Andrews @UnknownSold1er1 · 19 minutes ago
Wow mom bot sum tusssin cuz she sikk GEus who haas it now #methertheieff #blazzod ya d rit it da paarnk mystr a lso non as me hahaaaha #moms
Oh Tyce how I missed your jenk fueled dyslexic/illiterate rantings about obeme and furgazin.
 
I'm assuming his Mom is the one who lives in Ohio since Ohio is full of junkies. I'm guessing he's in hiding to escape the wraith of Jali
 
Well, considering Tyce has upgraded to huffing paint thinner, how long will it be until he gets his hands on and tries meth or some other hard drug?
 
Well, considering Tyce has upgraded to huffing paint thinner, how long will it be until he gets his hands on and tries meth or some other hard drug?
If I'm remembering correctly I think Jace in one of his streams might have mentioned that Tyce was trying cocaine but I might be wrong.
 
Tyce is back.

https://twitter.com/UnknownSold1er1

Tyce Andrews @UnknownSold1er1 · 29 minutes ago
im hi on pnt thinur cz obeme is nug ##bith #teeroraost go bk 2 furgazin qeeeermom bic 4 nt by myy raceein cars @ stor

Tyce Andrews @UnknownSold1er1 · 19 minutes ago
Wow mom bot sum tusssin cuz she sikk GEus who haas it now #methertheieff #blazzod ya d rit it da paarnk mystr a lso non as me hahaaaha #moms

I'm more than slightly annoyed by the fact my phone didn't alert me :twisted:

Lazy fuck.
 
Tyce Andrews @UnknownSold1er1 · 29 minutes ago
im hi on pnt thinur cz obeme is nug ##bith #teeroraost go bk 2 furgazin qeeeermom bic 4 nt by myy raceein cars @ stor
I'm high off Paint Thinner cause Obama is nug(???) #Bitch #Terrorist Go back to Ferguson queer mom bitch for not by my racing cars at the store

Tyce Andrews @UnknownSold1er1 · 19 minutes ago
Wow mom bot sum tusssin cuz she sikk GEus who haas it now #methertheieff #blazzod ya d rit it da paarnk mystr a lso non as me hahaaaha #moms
Wow, Mom bought some Robitussin cause she's sick. Genius, who has it now #MeTheThief(???) #blazed Yah did it right in the park myself a lso(???) non as me hahahaha #Moms

I have no idea what Tyce is trying to say in the second half of tweet #2.
Let me try:
I'm high off paint thinner because Obama is (a nigger?) #Bitch #Terrorist Go back to Ferguson(?), queer-Mom-bitch for not buying my racing cars at the store
(Seems to be justifying getting high because Obama, second half seems to be complaining about his Mum not buying him hot-wheels).

Wow, Mom bought some Robitussin because she's sick. Guess who has it now? #MeTheThief #Blazzed Yes, that's right it's the prank-master also known as me hahahaha #Moms
(This time he's bragging about stealing medicine from his mother to get high).
 
Tyce should really get someone else to tweet for him. I read the way he tried to spell terrorist as "terror toast" and I don't think I'll get the image of suicide bombing toast out of my head for the rest of the day.
 
I'm almost disapointed Tyce, Eli and Jace didn't all die on the same day in entirely seperate situations of their own making like the finale episode of some extremely depressing British comedy.

Tyce is killed when Stone Tone flips the race war van running from police to get to 'ferguzen'. The first victim of the looming Skeleton War.

Eli 'parkours' onto his parents carefully planned thanksgiving fracturing his spine in the process.

And Jace? Well Jace did what he was always going to do. He 9/11'd.

Then Colby returns to town to see what his faggot friends are up to..
 
Not to mention getting high on paint thinner. This is really, really bad news for what's left of his brain.
Tyce has been huffing paint thinner (And anything else he could find) since before he even started on Jenkem. He is the MacGyver of getting high after all. He's definitely done enough to make 'drugged himself retarded' a legitimate theory on his illiteracy.
 
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