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I very much want to learn more about #area51dad and how that guinea wop daigo might be an illegal grey alien.
 
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Those aren't quite what you think they are. :jacewtf::briefs:

The video Tyce was watching when he took the picture. NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR:

I love the progression in Tyces' mind that tweet exhibits:

"FUCK YOU OBAMA"
"SKELETON WAR"
"MY DAD IS AN ALIEUM"
"GET THE GUNS"
"SLAY THEM ALL"
"BACK TO THE WALL"
"Denny's has some delicious food! Grand Slam time!"
"#SUMMERSLAM"
 
The video Tyce was watching when he took the picture. NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M7hJYqGTuFM
Nice detective work as always. The greatest part is this is probably exactly what he actually believes will happen. How many times do you think he's watched this to "psych himself up" after he got in a screaming match with his dad? Ten? Twenty? It's like all of his fantasies rolled into one, and set to Skrillex no less.
 
Those aren't quite what you think they are. :jacewtf::briefs:

The video Tyce was watching when he took the picture. NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR:

Shitty animation, crappy music - that...that just might be even more retarded than Sonichu.

I love the progression in Tyces' mind that tweet exhibits:

"FUCK YOU OBAMA"
"SKELETON WAR"
"MY DAD IS AN ALIEUM"
"GET THE GUNS"
"SLAY THEM ALL"
"BACK TO THE WALL"
"Denny's has some delicious food! Grand Slam time!"
"#SUMMERSLAM"

No doubt Tyler spends a significant amount of time at Dennys, (I wonder how many local restaurants have banhammered Our Pet Sped for camping.) occupying a booth, staring dumbly at his iphone, awkwardly pecking at the screen as he searches for just the right hashtag to convey his complex feelings about international events.
 
Sorry, kinda new, but I had a question:
Has anyone ever actually tested Tyce's literacy? Has it been determined that he CAN'T form a sentence, as opposed to chooses not to?
I don't mean to nitpick; it just bothers the shit out of me. I refuse to believe there can be a true illiterate like that in the first world today. I don't want to believe that...
For instance, could he, if challenged, form a simple sentance like:
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"?
 
Sorry, kinda new, but I had a question:
Has anyone ever actually tested Tyce's literacy? Has it been determined that he CAN'T form a sentence, as opposed to chooses not to?
I don't mean to nitpick; it just bothers the shit out of me. I refuse to believe there can be a true illiterate like that in the first world today. I don't want to believe that...
For instance, could he, if challenged, form a simple sentance like:
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"?

Sorry to say that illiteracy is alive and well in this country. Sometimes they even go to college. For instance: http://articles.latimes.com/1989-07-25/sports/sp-391_1_basketball-player
 
I honestly have trouble reading whatever Tyce posts. I mean, I know he's a retard and all, but how can he manage to misspell every single fucking word? Even his own fucking name? The only two possibilities that I can come up with are that he's an elaborate (and really dedicated) troll or he's slightly more competent than he acts, and the misspellings are intentional to make him look... well I'm not sure what he wants to look like, but something to do with his image at any rate.
 
I honestly have trouble reading whatever Tyce posts. I mean, I know he's a exceptional individual and all, but how can he manage to misspell every single fucking word? Even his own fucking name? The only two possibilities that I can come up with are that he's an elaborate (and really dedicated) troll or he's slightly more competent than he acts, and the misspellings are intentional to make him look... well I'm not sure what he wants to look like, but something to do with his image at any rate.

Well, thinking on this and talking with Dude. We do know first off that Tyce IS illiterate... but him playing up the illiteracy to be 'kewl' is not necessarily mutually exclusive. As Dude pointed out to me, he does spell some things the same (analchest, obme/obeme) and (according to him, who while I belive compleatly I cant recall it happening myself) even pronounces "anarchist" like "analchest".

Who the fuck knows with that kid Marine Trained Teen
 
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Tyce's panties will be wet enough to drown a toddler inside.
 
He'll caulk the Swastika Van like in the Oregon Trail and float across the Atlantic.
Come on now, you know he's just gonna huff the caulk to try and get high them declare the whole thing gay shortly before he begins puking and pissing all over everything to prank the government.
 
If they patch things up and we ever get another Tycezone I'd love to see people pick his brain about what's disrespectful or not. The old Ub Iwerks skeleton cartoons? La Parka? Crazy Larry Energy Drink?

Whoever told Tyce to go look at that will it blend video deserves all the winner ratings.
 
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