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- 17 de Ene, 2017
The chris chan special is basically the equivalent of bacon-cheese omelet with toast... except you put that on a salad and call it 'health food.'
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
In marriage, two person become one, Chris might take it literally and to his advantage.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
This was just one of the plates ate by Chris, I'm sure. He's just like Amberlynn, a fat liar.
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
That moon waffle from the Simpsons must be diet food to him.
What is it with lolcows always having fattening diets anyway?
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- 30 de Jul, 2016
I hate to say it, but that salad looks tasty as fuck.
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
Taste over nutrients
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- 16 de Jul, 2019
You can tell its magi chan and not Chris because they have identical tastes in food
Also did he do the magi chan voice for the waiter? imagine seeing some retard dressed like a hobo with his draugur mother talking like he has brain damage
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- 27 de Mayo, 2013
I hope Cryzel had tons of people staring at her hairy chest.
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- 3 de Jul, 2019
Is chris pretending to be magi chan 24/7? or only for videos and his sock accounts, just curious
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
MC draws like Chris, eating the same food as Chris, wearing clothes like Chris. It's just being himself while doing his man voice and changing his name
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- 13 de Mayo, 2015
Here we have Magi-Chan admitting that Chris' diet is super high in sodium but just continues eating it anyway. I thought he was supposed to be helping Chris become healthier and lose weight. What a shitlord.
I love how Chris keeps smacking Sockness on the nose when he thinks he's getting too uppity. I think he desperately wants the input that Sockness is adding to the Merge fantasy (and a playmate) but is afraid of losing control of the narrative like he did with Idea Guy. One of the reasons, I think, that he is larping as Magi-Chan is so he can be this ultimate super-smart being that's more powerful than everyone else, but also has this wisdom and experience that Chris lacks so no one can question him. It's kinda funny because Chris is usually the tard getting wrangled, but he's the one having to do the wrangling in this relationship with Sockness.
And good luck trying to get fatty to switch to better art supplies. I'd love to know how many pads of decent drawing paper and other art supplies have been sent to Chris over the years and he keeps using fucking RSVP ink pens and copy paper. There are far superior sculpting compounds that Chris could use for his medallions, but you'll take away his Crayola Fucking Model Magic when you pry it from his cold, dead autistic hands.
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
I'm still curious what started this whole roleplaying insanity in the first place. What was the spark that set it off?
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
Can you imagine Chris using his loudest tard voice possible, "I am Magi-Chan, magical healer, master of technology, reformed villain, and husband to the beautiful and buxom Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Sockness you see before your very eyes"
Server, "Okay, sir. I just asked your drink order"
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- 24 de Mayo, 2014
Chris' magi-chan impersonation is just him talking in a normal intonation and speaking with an eight-grade level vocabulary. He's somehow found the cure for autism by being so autistic his brain tricked itself into being normal.
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- 14 de Abr, 2019
He needed something to happen in regards to the Dimensional Merge.
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- 17 de Ene, 2017
This is all just one big distraction from the reality of his situation. I still vividly remember chris responding to what he'd do if barb died and he said 'I'll cross that bridge when I come to it." Meaning he's pushing any preparation aside in favor of one final grand game of pretend. He knows he's fucked and doesn't want to do anything but sponge off donations and play this 'cartoonz R real' game in the slimmest hope that wishing on a star every night makes his dream of being a god comes true. In life a bitter truth is better than a pretty lie, but chris have proven that he will take the lie 100% of the time.
Chris might be able to waddle away from danger most of the time, but he knows he's waddling toward disaster, and has chosen to believe the on-coming bus that's going to kill him is a cartoon unicorn that will take him to a magic dream land. I'll concede that maybe he now fervently believes that the merge and magi-chan are totally real, the delusions now as vivid as anything else in his life, but at one point this was just a pathetic attempt to run away from his problems the only way he could.
And the best part about all this? The blame's all on him. You can argue that Idea Guy put the idea in his head and other trolls have enabled him, but you know the old saying about a horse and water. Chris isn't that exceptional, if he didn't want to believe it, he wouldn't. Chris has chosen to go down this path on his own while the majority of his trolls have actively tried to shatter his delusion.
And where are we now? Chris is wandering around his house pretending to be possessed by his psychic creation/son/husband. I hope Barb is so senile at this point that when Sockness comes to stay with them that she thinks Chris got a haircut and started looking like the boy she remembers, and tries to throw the strange, ugly tranny in the cartoon pony dress out on the street.
Chris might be able to waddle away from danger most of the time, but he knows he's waddling toward disaster, and has chosen to believe the on-coming bus that's going to kill him is a cartoon unicorn that will take him to a magic dream land. I'll concede that maybe he now fervently believes that the merge and magi-chan are totally real, the delusions now as vivid as anything else in his life, but at one point this was just a pathetic attempt to run away from his problems the only way he could.
And the best part about all this? The blame's all on him. You can argue that Idea Guy put the idea in his head and other trolls have enabled him, but you know the old saying about a horse and water. Chris isn't that exceptional, if he didn't want to believe it, he wouldn't. Chris has chosen to go down this path on his own while the majority of his trolls have actively tried to shatter his delusion.
And where are we now? Chris is wandering around his house pretending to be possessed by his psychic creation/son/husband. I hope Barb is so senile at this point that when Sockness comes to stay with them that she thinks Chris got a haircut and started looking like the boy she remembers, and tries to throw the strange, ugly tranny in the cartoon pony dress out on the street.
Good point. He's been saying this will happen... since last November or late October if I remember correctly. Nearly a year of trolls asking 'are we there yet?' and chris replying 'Almost.' that's gotta weigh on his patience.
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