"He's also more than happy being a father in-law to my hubbies. He gave them a head a to toe inspection before they were allowed to court me in C197 He was a bit overwhelmed by the thought of his daughter being overwhelmed by more cock than she can handle, but I showed him the picture of the megastraw...and his anxieties were put to rest".
What a twat.
Jesus fucking Christ. I feel like I've had a septic tank pumped directly into my brain.
My dear Chrus: If I had a contact for "uncle 'Cid," do you think I (or anyone, really) would waste this resource on the likes of CWC? It's all him. He doesn't have the excuse of drugs for his unhinged rantings and ludicrous fantasies. "Whoa, man, look at the colors" and "I'm an orange!" pales in comparison to the garbage-spewings we've been reading from the CPU of Ancient and Busted Electronics.
My other teories are:
I'm amazed that sickness actually managed to attract Chris.
Ugh, so Sockness finally managed to get Chris to believe in his edgy Scientology knockoff. Now he’s officially worse than the idea guys, Sonichu canon is ruined forever.Chris dijo:
It was already a bit similar with Magi-chan acting like Xenu wanting everyone on earth to have disembodied spirits from Sonichu-land merge with them like body thetans.
Got to disagree here. Whenever Chris mentions stuff by Sockness (Jakoba etc.) he always uses phrases like "and all that", "yadda yadda yadda". It seems as is he is playing along with the homo-tard including his input in Chris' sonichuverse which is basically Chris' mind right now, but not in a meaningful way. Can't say the reason is Chris wanting total control over his imagined universe and not letting other people in (there could even be a possibility he understood the Idea Guys were bad) or showing a glimpse of autistic genius and noticing that Sockness may be more rętarded than him (which he seems to be) and seeing him as a source of cash for car repairs and nutritious bananas.
Yeah I can agree on this, while Chris seems vulnerable, Sockness is probably a bigger idiot than him since he is very open about who he is moreso than Chris and if something bad happened to Chris at Sockness' hand, Sockness would likely get arrested. The way Chris treats Sockness too is just to use him to give him money, and it doesn't help that it's clear Sockness fully believes in Chris' nonsensical beliefs since he goes through the effort and money dedicated to appease Chris even back when Chris was ignoring him completely till he was convenient.
I see it this way. Chris wants money and praise. Sockness wants sex and someone to play sorceror with. They are each trying to use the other guy. We'll see how it ultimately pans out.
