Twitter 9/12 - Annoyed at Barb over finances

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't wait until Chris begs for a service dog citing a need based on an imaginary, puffy vagina.

 

[BeanBidan]

When's he gonna go grave robbing for his own cats bones and sell em?

 

[LazloChalos]

I said it before and I'll say it again, she will haunt him from the great below.

Just watch, after Barb is dead he will still bitch about her and her needs.

 

[BeanBidan]

I said it before and I'll say it again, she will haunt him from the great below.

Just watch, after Barb is dead he will still bitch about her and her needs.

Mom just spoke to me in my dreams! She said she won't rest in peace until my father's stamp collection is sold. So please BUY BUY BUY!!!

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Although Barb fucked up the whole financial situation for both of them. At least she raised Chris and gave him a childhood so good, that he still wants and is living it. Also, Chris whining about Barb asking for his money is funny. Chris literally stole money from Barb's purse and Max out his credit, so his parents needed to bail him out.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Based OPL teaching these newfags how to eBeg. DSP, take notes.

 

[fenny]

When's he gonna go grave robbing for his own cats bones and sell em?

I was gonna be like, Patti was a dog, then I remembered the cat (cats?) that they killed in the hoard fire. Man. Fuck the Chandlers.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Imagine being enough of a piece of shit narcissist that you say how awful it is that people beg for donations that they don't need after doing that exact same thing. Bonus points for posting it as a reply to a well known lolcow's tweet so more people will see it.

I'm not saying she's cow material, but that level of obnoxious bullshit warrants a look through of her tweets.
Someone else do it, I'm a lazy fuck.

EDIT:
Thankfully, almost no one cares about her fake problems she's using to get free money.
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I also watched her video.
Her reasoning why she needs the dog is that if she faints the dog will "have information on her condition and numbers for EMS in a pouch on its body" which is obvious bullshit because if a lady just passes out randomly people will call 911 without having to search a pouch on a random dog.
She also claims to go to college and has 2 jobs, which she wouldn't be able to handle if her condition made her unable to function without a service dog.
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Is it really all that surprising that one sped watched another sped pull successful sped hustles on a pool of other speds, & not get the spedly idea to try to cannibalize the other sped's sped pool?

Because it isn't, except in that this doesn't happen all the time.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Mom just spoke to me in my dreams! She said she won't rest in peace until my father's stamp collection is sold. So please BUY BUY BUY!!!

"And until I produce a legitimate, human heir. So, ladies and fellas, hit me up. I'm looking to get pregnant and donate da lady paste"

 

[DeathHeat]

I went and looked at the tweets. There are four, and they run in reverse order.

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This was someone talking about Alzheimer's and how much strength you need to help someone with it. It's about love. It is not crabbing about a relative who is perfectly fine but is just lazy as hell.

But I suppose everything must be about Blueheart Zappadore Sonichu Goddessprincess Nightshart...

I'm not sure if Chris has ever, apart from pets and anime, seen what true love is.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

But...why not have that on a pouch on her own body? Like on a medical bracelet or something? The dog is superfluous.

She is going to fuck that dog

 

[Mason Verger]

Although Barb fucked up the whole financial situation for both of them. At least she raised Chris and gave him a childhood so good, that he still wants and is living it. Also, Chris whining about Barb asking for his money is funny. Chris literally stole money from Barb's purse and Max out his credit, so his parents needed to bail him out.

Yeah exactly, bitching about throwing his mom $50 while he lives in her house, yet barely even mentions getting ripped of by Wise for 6 thousand. IIRC he had no problem pledging that amount monthly to doopie last year for a handful of drawings.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Poor Barb

"Please send donations so I can buy more toys to play with during the hurricane"

 

[Porker LeVance]

I’m guessing Chris and Barb refused to evacuate...

 

[Buck Mullet]

I’m guessing Chris and Barb refused to evacuate...

They are not in an evacuation zone. They may see some low level flooding or power outages. Normal people would have stocked up on a weeks worth of non perishable food and stuff like batteries and bottled water by now.

Come to think of it, today might be the perfect time for Chris to try and shop at the Walmart he's banned from. It's probably busier than usual, and he can have the toy aisles all to himself while everyone else is preoccupied with buying items that are actually useful.

 

[White bubblegum]

Poor Barb

"My head cant handle it right now!" That's called responsibility, Chris. I'm sure you can handle toys and astral projecting juet fine, though.

 

[BeanBidan]

I’m guessing Chris and Barb refused to evacuate...

Well that would be silly. Chris has Sonichu CPU pony goddess powers. He and barb can just teleport to a new dimension anytime.

 

[BeanBidan]

I was gonna be like, Patti was a dog, then I remembered the cat (cats?) that they killed in the hoard fire. Man. Fuck the Chandlers.

I still believe it was Bobs last action from beyond the grave to cleanse the land of ruckersville

 

[DeathHeat]

They are not in an evacuation zone. They may see some low level flooding or power outages. Normal people would have stocked up on a weeks worth of non perishable food and stuff like batteries and bottled water by now.

Come to think of it, today might be the perfect time for Chris to try and shop at the Walmart he's banned from. It's probably busier than usual, and he can have the toy aisles all to himself while everyone else is preoccupied with buying items that are actually useful.

Perfectly normal people can buy a Pikachu plush or a basketball if they want, getting into an argument with an eight-year-over and overspending on Funkos is where we have the problem

 

[Skeletor]

This shit makes me Mad On The Internet, exploiting a natural disaster to grift.