Twitter 8/9/2020 - Chris Talks about wellness, mentions Barb. - We personally think he only mentioned barb because he doesn't want everyone to know that she's dead.

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Ted_Breakfast dijo:
"In the sequence of events, this was timed as a think-ahead moment for this timeline."

Chris connects words together with the same care and wit he uses to build teetering, keleidoscopic Lego totems to the sky.
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Translation: I made a will and testament because I've been thinking about the chance I'll die in this universe and go on to the one I've deluded myself into believing exists.
 
Sounds like Chris is having a Han Solo moment.

" But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you? "
 
Autumnal Equinox dijo:
I'm just waiting for him to go full Norman Bates in his next video; wearing one of Barb's old dresses and a wig, telling everyone her spirit is now occupying his body while her body rots away in the hoard.
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If only this wasn't the forgone conclusion to Barb's sad life. I know she brought every bit of this on herself but God damn, no one deserves that as their legacy.
 
An Ghost dijo:
Its been reported hes had an obsessive hand sanitizer habit in the past. In a sick twist of survival of the fittest, Chris and Barb will outlive us all.
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Yes much like dsp Chris and barb could survive an atom bomb.
Barbs tactical hoard saves the day and they thrive on canned goods.
Neets and elder neets have been preparing for this without realising it.
Product's and consoomers built for modern day western civilization.
 
anameisaname dijo:
Yes much like dsp Chris and barb could survive an atom bomb.
Barbs tactical hoard saves the day and they thrive on canned goods.
Neets and elder neets have been preparing for this without realising it.
Product's and consoomers built for modern day western civilization.
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You mean old people like Barb are buying Jim Bakker's food buckets?

Barb will become a ghost type sonichu one day
 
An Ghost dijo:
Its been reported hes had an obsessive hand sanitizer habit in the past. In a sick twist of survival of the fittest, Chris and Barb will outlive us all.
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This could actually backfire on him. While washing your hands and using hand sanitizer is recommended during this time overuse of them can wind up backfiring on you. It doesn't only kill the bad bacteria and viruses on your skin, but the good bacteria as well. And if your hands are dirty, using sanitizer alone doesn't magically get them clean. The dirt is still there.

Using it too often has negative effects on your skin as well. The alcohol dries out your skin and can irritate it. This leads to chapping, cracking of the skin and providing easy access to bacteria and other pathogens to get into your system. Soap and water is still the best thing when dealing with getting your hands clean. If you must use sanitizer then use one with a moisturizer like aloe or wash your hands when you get home and use a bit of moisturizer on your hands.
 
Phil Ken Sebben dijo:
This could actually backfire on him. While washing your hands and using hand sanitizer is recommended during this time overuse of them can wind up backfiring on you. It doesn't only kill the bad bacteria and viruses on your skin, but the good bacteria as well. And if your hands are dirty, using sanitizer alone doesn't magically get them clean. The dirt is still there.

Using it too often has negative effects on your skin as well. The alcohol dries out your skin and can irritate it. This leads to chapping, cracking of the skin and providing easy access to bacteria and other pathogens to get into your system. Soap and water is still the best thing when dealing with getting your hands clean. If you must use sanitizer then use one with a moisturizer like aloe or wash your hands when you get home and use a bit of moisturizer on your hands.
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Do we even have evidence chris wears a mask in public?
 
I'm thinking that it's possible if not highly likely that when Barb dies Chris simply doesn't report her death and thus continues to collect her tugboats (Social Security and the small pension she has from the power company) and thus is able to continue to pay for the 14BLC mortgage and utilities and thus is able to keep the legos and the rest of the hoard.

Old people usually die in hospitals and thus the proper procedures are followed by trained admin staff as to reporting the death to Office of Personnel Management (the federal agency that keeps a list of every living American) and Social Security. Even if a person dies at home first responders are usually summoned by relatives and then the county coroner gets involved and the report is sent.

But since Barb has no family (and I'm not counting Cole since he seems to have cut her loose ages ago) except Chris, and will/has died at home, it's likely Chris just leaves her in the hoard, collects her tugboats, and has a great old time among his Legos and Commodore 64 goddesses and Transformers and the rest of the hoard.

It can take a REALLY long time for Social Security to catch on, I'm talking fucking DECADES, and only when the recipient appears to be 112 years old. Chris could get away with it until he himself is old and gray haired and decrepit. Or Chris could simply die in the hoard, and the only way he's found is via the turkey vultures circling 14BLC.
 
Comandante Marcos dijo:
I'm thinking that it's possible if not highly likely that when Barb dies Chris simply doesn't report her death and thus continues to collect her tugboats (Social Security and the small pension she has from the power company) and thus is able to continue to pay for the 14BLC mortgage and utilities and thus is able to keep the legos and the rest of the hoard.

Old people usually die in hospitals and thus the proper procedures are followed by trained admin staff as to reporting the death to Office of Personnel Management (the federal agency that keeps a list of every living American) and Social Security. Even if a person dies at home first responders are usually summoned by relatives and then the county coroner gets involved and the report is sent.

But since Barb has no family (and I'm not counting Cole since he seems to have cut her loose ages ago) except Chris, and will/has died at home, it's likely Chris just leaves her in the hoard, collects her tugboats, and has a great old time among his Legos and Commodore 64 goddesses and Transformers and the rest of the hoard.

It can take a REALLY long time for Social Security to catch on, I'm talking fucking DECADES, and only when the recipient appears to be 112 years old. Chris could get away with it until he himself is old and gray haired and decrepit. Or Chris could simply die in the hoard, and the only way he's found is via the turkey vultures circling 14BLC.
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Bob is lucky he died in a hospital— at least he was in a warm bed and was being properly cared for.

Chris and his mother probably didn’t give a shit that Bob was on death’s door— most likely out of denial since it meant losing the financial lynchpin of their household.

If Chris tries to neglect Barb’s decaying body as long as possible as a way of cheating the system, he’s gonna be jolly well fucked when EMTs discover and then he’s got a count of fraud and one for gross negligence that he won’t be able to autism card his way out of.
 
The hoard probably smells awful as it is, so it's possible that nobody will notice the smell of Barb's rotting corpse for a while. I've read of cases where people die and their bodies aren't discovered for YEARS. If Chris keeps paying the mortgage, and nobody notices the smell above and beyond the stench likely surrounding the house in current year, Chris could collect quite a bit of tugboat cash until he's found out. Eventually he would be fucked, yeah, and gibme fraud carries really severe penalties, but since Chris is literally incapable of planning ahead he would just bash Transformers on his school desk until somebody gets suspicious and manages to contact somebody who cares. Greene County no longer gives two shits about the sewer of 14BLC, if they ever did. I recently read of a guy who was collecting Social Security in the name of a woman who died in fucking 1971 ffs! It was only noticed because some Social Security droid realized the woman was supposedly the world's second oldest living person, but the droid had never heard of her.
 
Comandante Marcos dijo:
If Chris keeps paying the mortgage
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Lemme stop you right there, son.

Besides, with the way that his brain has been going lately, I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris stops paying the mortgage because it was Barbs mortgage, and he assumes the house is his now.

God I hope he tries some of his merge nonsense during the legal process after Barb dies.

Something like explaining to the judge that he is Sonichu, and since Christine Chandler is in C197, the whole eviction process must be put on hold, seeing as Christine was never served.

Chris is fucked anyways, so he might as well go down in a fantastic display of autistic glory.
 
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