Twitter 5/25 - Chris and his new Sleeping Method - Healthy or Damaging? I’m not sure at this point.

This still sounds like Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome or Middle Insomnia. The first is the inability to fall asleep until very early, early morning (basically when everyone else is getting up), the second is falling asleep and then waking in the middle of the night -- puttering around, and then finally taking a five hour nap somewhere around 8 a.m. Yeah, they can be caused by Not Doing A Damn Thing With Your Life disorder, but they are also hallmarks of severe depression and anxiety disorders and you can treat them easily. Whoever said that actually getting the hell up and occupying your mind and body all day will fix this was absolutely right. Taking a nap so you can wake up at 2 a.m. and play with some fucking model magic and draw pony tea parties and then go back to sleep when the world wakes up isn't the same thing.
 
I think it's supposed to be MaKeR = M_K_R = MKR, since he mentioned her in another part of his brain diarrhea.
I like how the egotistical fuck says that she "discovered" this bullshit first, but it should be named after him anyways because of reasons. Then he is so fucking magnanimous to "share" credit with her.
 
This sounds like self-hypnosis. REM Sleep is not achievable straight from falling asleep, it happens once you already are asleep. My guess is Chris found some sort of hokum online (hypnosis is legitimate but it takes a certain type of person) and convinced himself it would work.
 
Watch him soon buy purple pills and sleep masks in order to do this even more.

Unlike his astral projecting claims, I think this is real.

Fuck you Chris. Wish I could dream more. But unlike you, I have a job where I stand all day.
 
Not sure exactly what psych meds Chris is on but they can really fuck with your dreams, I mean really fucking vivid dreams. I could see where someone as dumb and as delusion prone as Chris could see "meaning" behind them.
 
Chris has always had inordinately vivid dreams as if there's something deeper in him than ponies and CPU goddesses. The problem is instead of fixing the shit his subconscious is screaming at him, he decides to make a hobby out of it.
 
Chris has always had inordinately vivid dreams as if there's something deeper in him than ponies and CPU goddesses. The problem is instead of fixing the shit his subconscious is screaming at him, he decides to make a hobby out of it.

He'd rather have Hedgehog butt sex with Magi Chan because Magi Chan isn't real.

In fact, doesn't he have Magi Chan painted on the ceiling over his bed? Probably to make sure his lover appears in the lucid dream
 
Chris has always had inordinately vivid dreams as if there's something deeper in him than ponies and CPU goddesses. The problem is instead of fixing the shit his subconscious is screaming at him, he decides to make a hobby out of it.

Imagine being Chris and your dreams are even more autistic and retarded than your waking life.
 
But are the dreams hyper-realistic, Chris?

P.S. Sleep level 5, really . . . who showed this dumb motherfucker "Inception". Never mind, he probably just got it from South Park . . .
 
Someday a demon is gonna appear through shadows in Chris's room when he fucks up trying to achieve sleep paralysis.
I don't think he actually understands what sleep paralysis is. It's never pleasant. People feel like evil spirits, burglars, etc are in their room while they lay frozen, unable to act. Also it's hard to breathe for some.
 
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