Sonichu Twitter 3/18 - Gender differences between Sonichus and Rosechus

[King Kiwi]

Look, just cause one pic of Rosechu hugging Sonichu is kinda nice. Doesnt mean I need a nature documentary.

I guess he didnt draw it, so that's good.

 

[Kuruminha]

I'm pretty sure it was this person.
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Chris has sperged in response to them before.
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Am I having a stroke?

 

[deathray44]

Talks about gender differences.
Leaves out "Naughty bits."

Seems legit.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I think Chris chose G cup boobs because that's probably Barb's cup size and she's his only frame of reference of a real world female adult.

Or its a reference to Excel Saga where a pedophile finally get a little girl at the end but he's horrified to find out she's not a prepubescent girl but a 40 year old midget with G-cup breasts.

 

[semiSolidMeteor]

Only two genders?

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

In a near future:

No one:
CWC:

Sonichu has a 12-inch dong.

 

[Wraith]

In a near future:

No one:
CWC:

Sonichu has a 12-inch dong.

Great. You just made me imagine the meme of the poor little white girl on the couch in a pron surrounded by five sonichus instead of black guys with giant penors.

 

[No_one]

Great. You just made me imagine the meme of the poor little white girl on the couch in a pron surrounded by five sonichus instead of black guys with giant penors.

This. But with Chris instead of the girl.

 

[Space.Muffin]

In a near future:

No one:
CWC:

Sonichu has a 12-inch dong.

Chris is the new J.K. Rowling

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Is there real life pron of midgets with gigantic breasts or something?

Let Google be your friend. Slight power-level but yes, there are some big-busted but otherwise petite midgets making a decent crust on the fetish scene. The taller midget girl - four foot six or so - can carry off DD-cups or so surprisingly well, but yeah, F or G-cups would be be genuinely freakish on someone that size. Then again, as DStecks - to give him a little credit - deduced, Sonichu's seven-incher, scaled up for someone twice his size, would result in a trouser-trombone to make Dirk Diggler weep with envy. I suspect that Chris just thinks 'yeah, da girls have huge titties and da boys have huge pickles because THAT IS SETSY', then forgets the difference in scale and the nightmares that would result.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It wouldn't be the first time Chris thought long and hard about Sonichu anatomy. At least he spared us the graphic imagery which he employed a decade ago.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Let Google be your friend. Slight power-level but yes, there are some big-busted but otherwise petite midgets making a decent crust on the fetish scene. The taller midget girl - four foot six or so - can carry off DD-cups or so surprisingly well, but yeah, F or G-cups would be be genuinely freakish on someone that size. Then again, as DStecks - to give him a little credit - deduced, Sonichu's seven-incher, scaled up for someone twice his size, would result in a trouser-trombone to make Dirk Diggler weep with envy. I suspect that Chris just thinks 'yeah, da girls have huge titties and da boys have huge pickles because THAT IS SETSY', then forgets the difference in scale and the nightmares that would result.

This is for you, you filthy degenerate

 

[Y2K Baby]

The double lighting bolts in his signature make me nervous

Are you wringing your hands and counting your sheckles?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Those shadows

He gets an F for effort.

 

[King Kiwi]

He gets an F for Fat.

 

[Oh shit it's a duck!]

Does it mean that all those foot fetish pictures of Sonic are actually legit now?

 

[Onewittyuser]

Chris is the new J.K. Rowling

You mean J.K Rowling is the new Chris. He was retconning in that scale eons before she was.

INB4 J.K makes a shitty comic with a self insert

 

[CWCissey]

INB4 J.K makes a shitty comic with a self insert

Who is Hermione Granger?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Thank god I'm spared from the "naughty bits".

No, really, thanks.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

>I'm leaving off the naughty bits so they're SFW. for educational purposes

Oh hi boss. I'm just educating myself about the anatomical differences between between these cartoon characters and... yes I'm aware I'm using your time... yes I'm aware you're paying me... oh you want me to drop by the human resources department and watch a few videos? Why sure I can do that immediately.

If I was your boss and caught you or anyone else browsing CWC shit at work I'd fire your ass on the spot.