Twitter 2/3 - Chris doubles down on alternate reality beliefs

There’s way too many contradicting stories out there for cartoon characters to be real in different worlds. They have different versions, and different lives in different stories it would be way too hard for them to all be real. And if it was possible people would use it for nefarious reasons, creating really powerful evil cartoon characters every day.

Once upon a time there was a monster so powerful that he destroyed every universe, including our own. The end.

Oh, look, we're still alive. If every fictional character is real, How do you explain that, Chris?
 
They are small timers, all right. But what about the Enclave? Akatsuki? The Nazi Zombies? The Chimerans? The Necromorphs?
With all the horror/fantascientific stuff we made in the years, we surrounded ourselves of fiends, ready to come into our homes and reap what matters to us the most. Humanity is doomed.

Chris reimagined as a necromorph would be something.
 
I think the real explanation for Chris' delusions is that he's mentally about six. The autism doesn't help, but really he just didn't mature to the level where you stop believing in crazy shit.
 
Once upon a time there was a monster so powerful that he destroyed every universe, including our own. The end.

Oh, look, we're still alive. If every fictional character is real, How do you explain that, Chris?
I don't think its that Chris thinks ALL fantasy characters are real, just the ones he likes and the ones he created (or at least he hasn't thought that hard on the logistics).
That way he doesn't feel like a loser who wasted his life in fantasy land because if cartoons and his comics are real, all his fictional friends, adventures, and accomplishments are real too.
 
I think Never having male friends probably somehow also stopped him from maturing also. He never had a genuine male friend. That jason kendrick howl guy was bullying him and not a actual friend. and thats only one male. he litterally had never had a male friend. ever. that cant be good for your mental levels.
 
Once upon a time there was a monster so powerful that he destroyed every universe, including our own. The end.

Oh, look, we're still alive. If every fictional character is real, How do you explain that, Chris?
Chris Chan, you are under arrest for first degree murder. Your sentence is life in prison, without the possibility of parole. I wrote it, and thus it is true. Africa America George.
Don't you guys think that would've been the first objection someone would bring up? Like years ago, when he first started this shit?

Someone did bring up that objection, like almost immediately. And Chris came up with an explanation in like five minutes and that was that.
I think Never having male friends probably somehow also stopped him from maturing also. He never had a genuine male friend. That jason kendrick howl guy was bullying him and not a actual friend. and thats only one male. he litterally had never had a male friend. ever. that cant be good for your mental levels.
No, he's had male friends before. There was that pizzaface kid he knew from school, for example.

But I agree, it fucked with his development to not grow up with that combination of comraderie and ribbing you get with male peers.
 
Chris has some decent male peers in his life. Even "Santa Claus". This didn't do any good for him, in fact he decided to make a special list of "men I don't hate" just for those peers, instead of just realizing that maybe, just maybe, males aren't inherently malicious.

Chris' issue is that he's all Id and no Ego. When you get down to the brass tacks of Chris' psychology, Chris is straight. He wants to fuck women. And his stupid idiot brain just doesn't understand how he's supposed to handle those urges while also communicating with entities he doesn't want to fuck. He doesn't really see the value in acknowledging an entity he doesn't want to have sex with, or otherwise won't give him something he wants (although getting things he wants is far less important than getting to bone something). His auto-gynophiliac tendencies kind of show that. He can't really understand things without first placing them into a situation where he gets to have sex. Or, more specifically, situations that appeal to his sexuality, getting to see naked women. Like any asspie who likes lesbians/yuri (e.g. Dobson), he's a broken idiot who don't understand the psychology and technicalities behind mating, he just wants to see vags, the more the better. There's just something missing, some inherent primitive failsafe for mammals from wanting this dumb shit so they don't inevitable devolve into wanting to see entities of the opposite sex mate for their own amusement. Again, it's probably something Ego-themed to prevent the Id from self-destructing like this.

I think Chris' current path was inevitable, there's not really much I could imagine would change it. With proper counseling and not being enabled by the insanity of twitter, sure, maybe he would have not turned into a bag lady who thinks Bugs Bunny is real. But otherwise, I think someone would have enabled his broken putty brain into these delusions, something deep seated within his psychology, and ultimately it would have surfaced anyway. Even if he understood how to hold down a job or otherwise manage his own finances, he would have inevitably trooned out, become an outcast and isolated from the world due to a persecution complex from the criticisms he would have received, and ultimately would have fell into his imaginary world anyway. We've seen this from other cows before, they had decent lives and jobs before trooning out, and then became literal Gollum imitators.

I don't think Chris ever had a chance. Maybe it was due to his genes alone, he was born from fucking senior citizens after all. No matter what the cause, Chris never seemed right to me, and his behavior really suggests that it stems from something extremely primitive and deep-seeded in his mind, not something he picked up later in life, definitely not something developed past his pre-teenaged years.
 
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