Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

[DeeCeeBees]

If someone tweeted withIn Chris’s view about seeing their mom’s clam I wonder how long we would have to wait to see Chris regale us with a story about glimpsing Barb’s own mudflaps.

 

[Alex Krycek]

If someone tweeted withIn Chris’s view about seeing their mom’s clam I wonder how long we would have to wait to see Chris regale us with a story about glimpsing Barb’s own mudflaps.

@Cedric_Eff you have a job to do.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The fact that once upon a time THIS
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Was considered "doable" is living proof the adage of " better stone cold than old "

She looks like she could gum my banana pretty good. Bet she’d do it for a q-sand.

 

[CwChalk]

If someone tweeted withIn Chris’s view about seeing their mom’s clam I wonder how long we would have to wait to see Chris regale us with a story about glimpsing Barb’s own mudflaps.

Wasn't there a time where he said that had to freeze or put cortisone cream on her ass because of bug bites or something?

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Wasn't there a time where he said that had to freeze or put cortisone cream on her ass because of bug bites or something?

Like at the end of The Mist when the US army is incinerating the spider nests with flame throwers?

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Well, at least he was not exiled like Noah's son when he came upon him nude.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

@Cedric_Eff you have a job to do.

What job? I haven’t spoken to him in ages.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Wasn't there a time where he said that had to freeze or put cortisone cream on her ass because of bug bites or something?

I'm sure her girthy glutes covered up the promised land. Unless the flies had gotten to her taint.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

If someone tweeted withIn Chris’s view about seeing their mom’s clam I wonder how long we would have to wait to see Chris regale us with a story about glimpsing Barb’s own mudflaps.

By the Nine Divines, please, no.

 

[deeman]

Pic(kle)s or it didn't happen.

 

[Santiagothrumachifacku]

"It turned me on, then I proceeded to aggressively masturbate in my bathroom"

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

If someone tweeted withIn Chris’s view about seeing their mom’s clam I wonder how long we would have to wait to see Chris regale us with a story about glimpsing Barb’s own mudflaps.

I mean, we know he does it every night in his dreams...

 

[Echo_Ender]

This falls into the category of stuff that's rightfully upsetting but too personal to talk about, just like his sex dream with his mom and his numerous pairs of dirty crapped briefs. Equally upsetting is that he doesn't understand this.

This is actually my favorite type of Chris content. It's when he volunteers his personal information due to autism or one-upsmanship.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

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I've seen mutilation beyond your wildest imagination and Chris thinks seeing a man's pickle is distressing?

 

[Kup]

You think this is where his hatred of duck’s came from?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You think this is where his hatred of duck’s came from?

His repression of the desire for duck, maybe.