Interests Twitter 12/7 - Chris is mad that Mario beats Sonic.

[The Dude]

Chris points out Mario gets too many powerups.

Sonic literally goes Super Saiyan.

Not to mention all of Chris' own OP characters, especially the handful of characters who are stand-ins/alternate versions of Chris himself who have every super power ever. Chris is just bitter his guy lost and is looking for any reason or excuse to justify why the outcome isn't true. He can't stand when something he likes doesn't come in at first place because he literally has the mind of a child.

 

[Mick92]

ScrewAttack? More like ScrewYouChris!

Not even gonna bother watching the video, it looks extremely exceptional.

 

[The Fool]

I like how chris shits out four tweets and it gets an 8 page thread going "the new blarms!" but really chris just sighed, farted and passed out after feeling half his body go numb again.

 

[Raiken]

but really chris just sighed, shat his panties and passed out after feeling half his body go numb again.

Ftfy