Twitter 12/14 - Barb confirms she's not dead

LOL @ Chris mentioning he upgraded his laptop to Windows 10 as a security measure. Pajeet at Microsoft is probably keylogging the dimensional merge as we speak
 

I am calling "hacker" on this one too. Chris never showered since...Lord knows when.

He reeks of AXE if nothing else, and he never gave any actual flying fuck about it no matter how much people resented him for it.

Also...anybody want to bet this "hacker" is nothing more than another calculated move from Magi-Chan?
 
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Chris: "Mom, how strong are you feeling?"
Barb: "Strong enough to lift 10 dog houses and bench press your fat ass, faggot."
 
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Why do people insist Barb is still faking..well, basically being old, and run down?

We know she was at one point a party girl, she popped out a few kids, and lost god knows how many fuckbuddies and husbands.

Like she's old, but she just looks really god damn old. I suspect if any of us met her in person, we'd realize she should be in a home. The two of them at their peak days, were useless. I could see Barb forgetting plastic bowls don't go on the stove, trying to reheat some thing and FWOOSH a new fire.
The stove would require too much effort. She'd just microwave whatever she finds in the freezer.
 
Every video with Barb has her acting like she's in a Cambodian POW camp reciting her name, rank, and number. I was waiting for her to start blinking morse code
 
Why the fuck hasn't he just reset his password, this is getting boring

I think he does but he's to dumb and niave to realize that the ones asking for the new password, magichan or another one of his abominations, and not real. By saying they're not real only makes Chris admit that he was a delusional shit for the past couple years. He doesn't want that, so he keeps giving out his password.


Only a matter of time before you fuckup and give the password to one of your troon friends who pretend to be magichan again Chris. He doesn't realize he's the problem does he??

I first read the title as "Barb confirms she's dead" and got really confused

Who's to say she won't have Chris post on her behalf from the alternate earth, just like Stan Lee did??
 
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dang, what's she ON. what kind of drugs makes you make a weird overcaffeinated zombie face like that???
 
this makes feel very uncomfortable, looks like a hostage situation.
Yeah, the Barb videos, with Chris barking commands from off-camera, always remind of ISIS hostage videos, with some confused-looking aid worker stuttering about how well theyre being treated, tied to a chair.
 
They've had several welfare checks called in on them in the past few months, whatever Barb is like off camera, she's lucid enough to get them out the door.
 
"Barb isn't dead"
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I guess dead internally is the best we have for right now.

*Update*
I found this video Chris posted after that one before somehow it got deleted. Good thing I found it.
 

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