Twitter 1/2 - Chris on his anger issues

Marvin dijo:
He was 210 at some point recently and he doesn't look much different.


When you can see his body head-to-toe, he looks very flabby. He doesn't look like a really big fat guy, but more like a somewhat deflated fat guy.

He might be more since I last saw him, but I have no reason to think he is. Like he doesn't look different from when he was 210.

Also his stick legs and arms are very noticeable.
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Fair enough. Still 175-185 is pretty big. I don't think Chris would be able to handle a sub 100lbs female fighter, let alone someone who may look small compared to Chris lol.
 
TrippinKahlua dijo:
Remember guys, he is part Pokémon so he can just use a TM for Mega Punch and Mega Kick so he can surely hit you hard!
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Yes but where is he gonna find one of these in the boring, mundane reality of Dimension 1218?

Gunslinger dijo:
Yes, Chris is fat, but someone his same height and weight who was even mildly in shape would weight more.
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I seriously hope you meant "someone his same height and girth".
 
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Chris saying he's like Stonewall Jackson when it comes to anger is pretty funny.

Jackson was notorious for being a dick when he taught at the Virginia Military Academy, his students generally considered him a short tempered asshole because he hated explaining himself and was petty enough to try getting them drummed out if they were sick.
 
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Deadpool dijo:
I think the period around bronycon has the potential to be interesting. You have Chris with his cartoon pony high, clashing with the fact that both Bronycon and whatever the fuck generation of MLP are ending. He's already demanding that the show go on another five years. I can see a possible tantrum when he tells a VA that, and they make the mistake of telling him "nope, we've already started working on next gen MLP."

Then again Chris's reactions are unpredictable, he could always shit himself and do nothing.
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I hope he pepper sprays an MLP VA.
 
Marvin dijo:
I'd pay to see a boxing match between Chris and an amateur boxer who weighs like 20-30 pounds less than Chris.

Chris would probably feel a little overconfident if the guy looks smaller than him, but he'd get his ass kicked and it'd be genuine, complete shock for Chris.

Like when Chris tried to do a pull up and it wasn't until his hands were literally on the bar and he started pulling that he realized "oh shit, this is way harder than I thought".
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Pull ups are way harder than most people think. I think Kacey claimed to be able to do one or two, which was totally bullshit

I'd love to see Chris fight an amateur MMA flyweight (125 lb). Flyweight would fuck his shit up, but it'd be funny to watch Chris thinks he can win because he's 6" taller than the other guy
 
Blue Jerkop dijo:
Basically that. There are a number of 'martial arts' that emphasize magic instead of physical fighting (hey, less pushups and busted lips! win win!). Which is fine if you're basically looking for yoga, but the problem is the 'masters' manage to get really big heads because their students play along. So eventually they get the idea that their ki shit actually knocks people over- not unlike Chris's curse spells. While some of these guys are smart enough not to actually put their money where their mouth is, a few drink their own kool-aid and think they can actually 'fight'. In a few cases we're lucky enough to have video of them finding out that their bullshido doesn't work.

I once had a woman in a professional setting warn people to get out of the way because she was going to direct chi (or ki or whatever) down the hall and she did a fucking hadoken- this while I was standing there considering that she was being paid to do this and I probably wasn't supposed to call her an exceptional individual. We make fun of Chris, and rightfully so, but a lot of his magical thinking is not limited to him.

I do wonder if a good slap upside the head (like in that video) would help him but I think he's too far gone and would always just find an excuse like he did with the Game Place or every other time his fuckups have actually resulted in problems for him.
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God damn, I had a flash back to high school, one of those anime nerds who would try to channel what ever anime power they were into that week and picked fights.

Most people ignored him. I put him through the cafeteria window <Actually I swung, connected, he turned, ran..into said window>. Given every one thought he was weird as fuck to begin with, every one said he yelled some anime thing and ran into the window and broke it.

Sorry, I'll shut up now, but I will forever remember that kid likely now is trying to cast energy doom orbs at people to this day.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan dijo:
I'd love to see Chris fight an amateur MMA flyweight (125 lb). Flyweight would fuck his shit up, but it'd be funny to watch Chris thinks he can win because he's 6" taller than the other guy
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Isn't Tard-Strength a thing? I can imagine, having this absolute unit of a woman flay his arms around without a shred of consideration for his own body might actually hurt someone. I admit, I'd be initimated to some degree if we were to fight in close quarter combat. :punished:
 
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