Twitter 1/2 - Chris on his anger issues

the biggest kicker here is that he almost had a single moment of clarity and was /almost/ able to accept that these troons were threat actors.

BUT WAIT! NOPE! WITCH POSSESSION!

2019 is off to a great start for you, Chris.
 
Marvin dijo:
I'd pay to see a boxing match between Chris and an amateur boxer who weighs like 20-30 pounds less than Chris.

Chris would probably feel a little overconfident if the guy looks smaller than him, but he'd get his ass kicked and it'd be genuine, complete shock for Chris.

Like when Chris tried to do a pull up and it wasn't until his hands were literally on the bar and he started pulling that he realized "oh shit, this is way harder than I thought".
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Sounds pretty gay so where do I buy tickets?
 
"Felt on the verge of a heart attack"...that has less to do with Chris going off his meds for a short while and more (everything really) to do with him being a lazy lard ass who gets no exercise and has clogged arteries due to a shitty, high-fat, high-sugar diet. If Chris doesn't have a heart attack at some point I'll be very surprised. Likewise, he is at high risk of getting diabetes, so he might lose a limb or two.
 
Blue Jerkop dijo:
I'll be fair, Chris has a lot to be angry about. But a lot of that anger should be directed at himself.



I think it would look a little like when bullshido artists get in the ring with real fighters
start video at beginning if you want to see the bullshit parthttps://youtube.com/watch?v=id=Wd7M4H0b62k;t=227
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Started watching at the beginning. That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Is there a story behind that tomfoolery?
 
Marvin dijo:
I'd pay to see a boxing match between Chris and an amateur boxer who weighs like 20-30 pounds less than Chris.

Chris would probably feel a little overconfident if the guy looks smaller than him, but he'd get his ass kicked and it'd be genuine, complete shock for Chris.

Like when Chris tried to do a pull up and it wasn't until his hands were literally on the bar and he started pulling that he realized "oh shit, this is way harder than I thought".
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The only thing he would do in the way of fighting back would be using super powers.
 
"I'm like Stonewall Jackson and The Rock of Gibaltar" - so he's on par with a Confederate General (who got killed by friendly fire!) and an inanimate rock?

"DO NOT BRING UP THE PEPPER SPRAY INCIDENT!" - lol everybody knows you maced the guy because you wanted to get the last word in, you tard. That guy was walking away from you, no justification for using the mace.

"I end up randomly spouting "I'm going to kick your ass!"" - what, is that supposed to make people die of laughter? By his own admission he only does like, half an hour of walking for exercise every day (and that was back in the rental house so he may not even be doing THAT anymore). He could get his ass beat by a child that took a single karate class.

"My fullest, electric, Goddess, and other SuperPowers I have inside me" - it's been what, a full decade since Chris was first tracked? He still thinks he has fucking extrordinary superhuman abilities based on the horrid abomination of an electric rat and a mutant hedgehog.

Raiken dijo:
The only thing he would do in the way of fighting back would be using super powers.
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HEDGEHOG DEFENSIVE POSITION - ACTIVATE!

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This is what peak performance looks like for Chris, the Electric Commodore 64 Goddess...thing...and you may not like it, but this is what it look like.
 
Chris is going to be in for a very unpleasant and painful surprise if he ever gets into a physical altercation and tries to defend himself with SuperPowers(TM). Good thing for him he's gutless without pepper spray.
 
Wraith dijo:
Started watching at the beginning. That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Is there a story behind that tomfoolery?
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Another video claims the "Kiai master" offered any MMA fighter 5,000 bucks to fight him, not sure on that though. I think Joe Rogan featured it in one of his podcasts and either he or one of the guests identified the challenger as an MMA fighter who fought in Pride, so the dude was a legit professional. I can't find the specific clip but there is this one where he argues with a guy who apparently thinks aikido is real.

In a way this is pretty much what Chris believes, he can just wave his hands and his mind powers will overwhelm anyone. His problem though is that no one is willing to indulge him in this belief aside from some remorseful teen troons.
 
Brian Butterfield dijo:
Another video claims the "Kiai master" offered any MMA fighter 5,000 bucks to fight him, not sure on that though. I think Joe Rogan featured it in one of his podcasts and either he or one of the guests identified the challenger as an MMA fighter who fought in Pride, so the dude was a legit professional. I can't find the specific clip but there is this one where he argues with a guy who apparently thinks aikido is real.

In a way this is pretty much what Chris believes, he can just wave his hands and his mind powers will overwhelm anyone. His problem though is that no one is willing to indulge him in this belief aside from some remorseful teen troons.
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Don't forget that this is how Chris respond to the people that 'wronged' him.

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...or at least was in the past.
 
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