Tweaker Appreciation Thread

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Oh! Then call the police!
 
It's okay bro. Take a deep breath. Flex the muscles in your neck. Crack all your knuckles. Relax and rotate your wrists. Run your hands through your hair. Feel all the sensations. Scratch your back by rubbing against the back rest of your chair if you adjust yourself in the seat just right. Cross your legs, then do it the other way around, then uncross them again. Swing your jaw around. Just chill bro.
 
Have you considered moving out of the ghetto?

And you should appreciate tweakers since they're some of the most efficient workers around. Just pump them up with meth then set them loose, they'll have a whole house stripped of its copper piping in like an hour.
 
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