🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[dick tha master]

I don't understand why anyone would be seething at you when all you do is archiving Tom's videos with only little commentary. You're not like Blav, returnofthemacandcheese, and any notorious Kiwi A-logs who would come up with convoluted theories about the cow's personal life and compelling analysis on their character.

I'm a very frequent poster here, and that's enough to hate me i guess

I don't want to offer too many commentaries- i woud rather archived stuff speak for itself. Besides i'm too lazy and sane to offer deep analysis of a guy where it's not necessary.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

New video, this one on Tyler Catastrophe.

 

[dick tha master]

New video, this one on Tyler Catastrophe.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Yai5SlyHsA

And a link that leads to absolutely nowhere



Edit: Tom traveled to India (probably with Brandon who made a similar post not too long ago)

 

[dezazlop]

And a link that leads to absolutely nowhere
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Edit: Tom traveled to India (probably with Brandon who made a similar post not too long ago)
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So they finally went to the shit festival?

 

[dick tha master]

So they finally went to the shit festival?

A year too late to the trend, and Brandon was dangerously sick a while back.

Great idea on their part to go to a country where goddess Lakshmi left them a long time ago.

 

[dick tha master]

Merch drop story form his insta



P/A
And why she blocked you? 


Also lmao,

P/A

 

[dick tha master]

More ig stories




And what looks like a Destiny-type missing patch on his jawline.

 

[Flake452]

Turkey Tom has gotten his revenge against Null by making a video about a troon who looks like him.

 

[dick tha master]

Archived on CTB thread

Archiving Tom's video here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ut_-f_yyEQI

Spoiler: Local Archive

The Racist Streamer Facing 60 Years in Prison [ut_-f_yyEQI].mp4

 

[dick tha master]

Brandon isn't following Tom, but Tom is following him. For some reason.

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Edit: Kai terminated her account?

Thankfully her acoount was archived here, so no need to worry. Her other tweets can also be found here if you bother to use the searchbar.

 

[dick tha master]

Another set of random tweets from his old account.

Sounds funny in retrospect.







Bowbie stuff



"Hey Augie- you lookin' really short today"


Duh nigga


Bitchy Tom fighting with Tippy


I remember that shot, it was from a video.


He's the artist that occasionally drew for the half baked podcast.


Self explanatory








Vagueposting


Not anymore i guess


Admits to liking black nailpolish


Urges Joon The King to make a documentary on Keemstar


Friendly interaction with others



Something that didn't happen


He also told about it on some podcast too


Destiny mention from 2021


Youtube stuff




Joker Tom



Tom doesn't like ImAlexx

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Edit:

With some shilling, of course

Spoiler: Local Archive

1:25:20

 

[GoGoNoJo]

With some shilling, of course

Fucking Morgan & Morgan? That's an actually respectable law firm, what the hell are they doing sponsoring Turkey Tom (no disrespect to the man intended but, c'mon, he makes fucking lolcow videos)?