Tumblr's Dirty confessionals.

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these always make me laugh honestly. the things people come up with are frankly amazing and all sorts of creepy. like i legit wonder if any of these people would do this sort of thing in real life if they got the chance. like there's someone out there that really wants their s/o to dress up as the sniper, pour several jars of piss on themselves and then shove a piss-soaked dildo in their butt.

it would be a tale to tell at least.
 
i'll share some favorites
http://dirtiestpetshopconfessions.tumblr.com/ for Littlest Pet Shop (my favorite have to be the ones involving penny ling and roger baxter)
http://dirtyanimalcrossingconfessions.tumblr.com/ just getting into this one but still promising
all of these are inactive, if i find more laugh/cringe enducing dirty confessionals, i'll pass the savings into this post

EDIT: http://dirtynintendoconfessions.tumblr.com/ http://dirtygrandtheftautoconfessions.tumblr.com/
http://dirty-gravity-falls-confessions.tumblr.com/
http://tesiiiconfessions.tumblr.com/ this isn't so much dirty as it is just a little something something i would have posted the TF2 confession tumblr but someone beat old jakey to it.. also fellow kiwis.. i have a confession i have confessed to these confessionals from time to time, well moreso the TF2 one any way i hope you enjoy an if i find one you know the rest
 
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Indigo dijo:
The ones that bother me are the ones aimed at real people.
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you don't say

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Jake Morgendorffer dijo:
i'll share some favorites
http://dirtiestpetshopconfessions.tumblr.com/ for Littlest Pet Shop (my favorite have to be the ones involving penny ling and roger baxter)
http://dirtyanimalcrossingconfessions.tumblr.com/ just getting into this one but still promising
all of these are inactive, if i find more laugh/cringe enducing dirty confessionals, i'll pass the savings into this post
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I'm going through the Animal Crossing one and I am losing my shit.

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My life has been enriched.

Thank you. :heart-full:
 
As much as I like the bizarre sexual confessions, and I do, I also like the heavy over analyzing confessions as well.
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I wish I could find the confessions tumblr Blythe doll collectors had where they basically talked shit about other Blythe collectors, because that's a good use of time.
 
Meowthkip dijo:
I was trying to find that confession that somebody wrote wondering if they were the only person on Neopets that murdered someone but I can't find it.

It might have been a Fandom Secrets confession. IDK
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I remember that post! I was looking for that post all over tumblr, that how I came across the one above. It's like the holy grail of confessions posts.
 
littlebiscuits dijo:
I remember that post! I was looking for that post all over tumblr, that how I came across the one above. It's like the holy grail of confessions posts.
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It's my favorite.

I know I've reblogged it on Tumblr, but I'd have to sift through a lot of weird bullshit to find it. It'd take me days.
 
christ on a cracker, who wants to fuck joshua graham. i can understand fisto, for the robot appeal, the deathclaws for all the reptile fanatics out there, fuck i can see someone getting off to the cazadores because nothing is sacred, but i draw the line at burned men.
 
Birthday Matto dijo:
christ on a cracker, who wants to fuck joshua graham. i can understand fisto, for the robot appeal, the deathclaws for all the reptile fanatics out there, fuck i can see someone getting off to the cazadores because nothing is sacred, but i draw the line at burned men.
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I don't know who Joshua Graham is or what he is like, but I'm going to take a guess based on the three pictures above.
  1. He is hurt. Like, SERIOUSLY hurt, and I can imagine that tugging at someone's nurturing instinct.
  2. He is mysterious. Being bandaged from head to toe does that.
  3. He is (from what I can see) deeply religious. While he may not be a celibate priest, there is a certain kind of thrill in getting between a man and his god.
Sauce: just my personal uneducated feels. If Joshua is an asshole, disregard everything I wrote.
 
Varis dijo:
I don't know who Joshua Graham is or what he is like, but I'm going to take a guess based on the three pictures above.
  1. He is hurt. Like, SERIOUSLY hurt, and I can imagine it tugging at someone's nurturing instinct.
  2. He is mysterious. Being bandaged from head to toe does that.
  3. He is (from what I can see) deeply religious. While he may not be a celibate priest, there is a certain kind of thrill in getting between a man and his god.
Sauce: just my personal uneducated feels. If Joshua is an asshole, disregard everything I wrote.
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you're mostly right. he got lit on fire and thrown into the grand canyon one time aend somehow survived. but he's not in the least mysterious. the most mysterious thing about him is if he even exists, since no one's really sure if the legends of him surviving are true. other than that, he's really straight-forward about his goals and his backstory. and he's probably the most religious character in the series, aside from the bomb worshippers in fallout 3. there's a point where he runs up to you for no reason and i guess starts trying to educate you on the bible by spewing verses at you with no context.

and yes, you can tell him off on it.
 
Varis dijo:
I don't know who Joshua Graham is or what he is like, but I'm going to take a guess based on the three pictures above.
  1. He is hurt. Like, SERIOUSLY hurt, and I can imagine that tugging at someone's nurturing instinct.
  2. He is mysterious. Being bandaged from head to toe does that.
  3. He is (from what I can see) deeply religious. While he may not be a celibate priest, there is a certain kind of thrill in getting between a man and his god.
Sauce: just my personal uneducated feels. If Joshua is an asshole, disregard everything I wrote.
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1) Coated in Tar, Set on fire then thrown into the Grand Canyon.
2) Kinda, he is known as the Burned man, in the main game he is roumoured to be alive an is known as the burned man.
3) Mormon missionary, trying to save the last Paradise in the wasteland.

I...I....I.... just lost for fucking words.... you win internet you win, because if we play this game we all lose.

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