Warning: This rant about Shrek might offend Shrek lovers, whose who want to have sex with Shrek,etc, so I am not responsible if you ignore this warning, read this rant and get offended. Got it? Good.
Anywho, If people start shipping me with Shrek or any of my OCs with Shrek, I will make a contract with Kyubey and wish for Shrek to die.



or Bloom Luna, and her friends Madoka Kaname, Mami Tomoe, Rainbow Dash, her BF Foxy, Bonnie,etc will come and help her kill Shrek! Or just be really pissed off. You have been warned shrek fans. Why am I saying this?
It's because of the fac that I really H-A-T-E Shrek, the movies are boring as hell (Even Foodfight is more entertaning but thats because that movie is so bad its good), the "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" meme is so annoying and people saying things like "You love shrek", "Accept Shrek as your lord and saviour", etc make me really mad and upset. I HATE SHREK!
I H-A-T-E Shrek a lot! I am sooooo sick and tired of you Shrek lovers who want to have sex with Shrek, suck his you-know-what, etc spamming Shrek on my profile and on other Shrek haters profiles. Its annoying seeing this spam on

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and on my friends

(who is an really nice person by the way) profile things like "worship shrek" or whatever! STOP SPAMMING THEM! They don't deserve this babyish behaviour on their profile. Just because Alex likes Rick Sanchez and Kevin likes Mr Peabody and Sherman and they both hate shrek doesnt make them evil! And I love and have a crush on Foxy from FNAF as well as Kyubey and Mami Tomoe from Madoka Magica (I know its a little weird but still) and many other characters
and I hate Shrek with all my heart, but does that mean I am an evil bitch? NO IT FUCKING DOESNT!
When people say its wrong for me to have a crush on Mami Tomoe or Foxy or whatever yet they say they want to hump shrek and suck on his you-know-what really makes me mad because your saying that only you can love and have a crush on a fictional character yet when alex makes alex x rick art everyone loses their minds? Just, what the hell -_- I love Alex X Rick its so cute and I do not like Alex X Shrek and I support Lucy from Elfen Lied killing shrek using her vectors to kill him.Lucy is awesome!
And what else makes me furious? Shrek crossovers! I once saw Shrek as a pony and I saw a fanfic when Freddy Fazbear has sex with Shrek. JUST WHY JUST WHY! The two examples make me mad because My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic and Five Nights at Freddy's are two of some of my fandoms and I love them both and I detest shrek with all my heart! GO AWAY SHREK! keep your ugly ass in your fanbase where all the shrek lovers can have sexy time with you and leave my cute and cuddly talking ponies and cute but creepy animantronics alone! hmmph! >:I
I'm done ranting. Shrek needs to die, period.
EDIT: Look at what disgusting brogres did:
bloom-lunaxshrek-fc.deviantart…
They shipped my OC with shrek, which is disgusting! Bloom Luna loves Foxy (from Five Nights At Freddys) and Mami Tomoe, NOT SHREK SHE WOULD KILL SHREK! I am fucking sick of you brogres making fun of my crush on Foxy and Mami Tomoe, hating on my art and yet YOU make crappy Alex X Shrek and Kevin hate art and YOU guys want to suck Shrek's penis and fuck him/ get fucked by him, and yet I'M the one who is a pedo and you brogres are probably not older than 17 and if you are, you still want to fuck Shrek anyway and even though I don't want to fuck either Foxy or Mami and I just love both of them
, YOU want to fuck shrek. One word that suits you brogres: HYPOCRITES!
And no brogres, I WON'T stop drawing pregnancy, I WON'T stop shipping my OC with shrek because of you hater bitches who get to get a fucking life. I love Foxy and Mami Tomoe and many other characters, what is wrong with that? N-O-T-H-I-N-G! End of story. Sorry for sounding like a whiny baby, I'm just really pissed off. :I
EDIT 2: I NEVER said I would stop shipping my OC with shrek since I HATE shrek, so shut up brogres!
EDIT 3: LOOK WHAT BROGRES DID:
cuteyanderenekoshrek.deviantar… THEY MADE ANOTHER GROUP! WHAT THE FUCK! oh and have a raindom kyubey gif