Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

" You see he didn't actually enjoy fucking those underage girls. He was just doing it to keep his cover"

The thunderdome probably
Well...
Donald Trump is not a pedophile. It’s medically normal for men to be attracted to underage women. It wasn’t really until 90s feminists brainwashed us that we started considering fully developed 17 year olds to be helpless babies. Trump even said it himself on Howard Stern he wouldn’t mess with anyone younger than 12. So technically speaking he’s not a pedophile on any level and calling him one only furthers a woke and anti family view of the world. Let’s not even get started with the type of sick and depraved acts by elite liberals which in fact DO involve actual children under 12 and often involve abuse, confinement and murder
 
ah yes, I see, he's not a PEDOPHILE, he's akshually an EPHEBEPHILE who is interested in, and I quote "fully developed 17 year olds".

because as we all know, 17 year olds, male and female, are famously known for being "fully developed", which is why they're allowed to vote, drink alcohol, and all of those other things that 'fully developed 17 year olds' are allowed to do due to being "fully developed".

there are a disturbing number of pedophiles or pedophile-adjacent people on this site these days, most of whom post in a&h.

sure gets that noggin joggin.
 
As if that statement by cockraine isn't sick enough, see how MAGAs always have to bring "but the libs!" into every argument to defend their Dear Leader? I posted about this in the Trump lolcow thread. Anti-Trumpers have been saying that they don't care if both Democrats and Republicans are on the list, they should ALL be held accountable.

Whenever a MAGA throws out a general "but the libs!" accusation and I ask them for specific examples, they can never come up with any. Even the "but Hillary's emails" defense is old and holds no water compared to Hegseth's fuckups over Signal. Actually, multiple members of the Trump administration have been found to be using private email for government business.
 
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Covid really hit that libertarian nerve, eh?
 
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Yesterday: Wants attention but doesn’t want to answer questions....

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Today: His argument is that Republicans deserve five more House seats because he won Texas. Okay, cool. Harris got 43% of the vote there, so by that logic Democrats should get 43% of the seats too, right? Oh wait, no.
 
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Imagine being a Secret Service agent having to put up with Trump's nonsense. They are literally at his beck and call at all times. He wants to get on the White House roof for no apparent reason? Up to the roof we go! We have to stand on a golf course for hours on end AGAIN? Fly all the way to Scotland so he can cut a ribbon? Oh well, part of the job.

EDIT: Forget the last one. The ribbon-cutting was on the last day of his UK trip. I thought I read that it was a separate trip. Hard to keep up.
 
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Today: His argument is that Republicans deserve five more House seats because he won Texas. Okay, cool. Harris got 43% of the vote there, so by that logic Democrats should get 43% of the seats too, right? Oh wait, no.
California has a map drawn up that gives Republicans 0 seats there. I know that nearly everything that fatty touches fails, but this is one that will likely backfire significantly

ah yes, I see, he's not a PEDOPHILE, he's akshually an EPHEBEPHILE who is interested in, and I quote "fully developed 17 year olds".

because as we all know, 17 year olds, male and female, are famously known for being "fully developed", which is why they're allowed to vote, drink alcohol, and all of those other things that 'fully developed 17 year olds' are allowed to do due to being "fully developed".

there are a disturbing number of pedophiles or pedophile-adjacent people on this site these days, most of whom post in a&h.

sure gets that noggin joggin.
Remember when Thunderdomers claimed it was gay people who were all pedos? Now being a pedo is a good thing to Thunderdomers. They've already said that there's not a thing that Trump could do that would make them stop worshipping and support him.

The official .gov site containing the constitution has been edited to remove certain sections.
A mistake by the tards maintaining the site? A ploy to own the libs? Who knows!
The sections were also removed from the annotated version, so it's probably intentional.
It's fatty's MO. You just pretend it doesn't exist. So of course they removed the sections on habeus corpus and tariffs being controlled by tariffs. Now fatty can say "SEE! IT IS OKAY WE ARE VIOLATING THE CONSTITUTION!"
 
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Allow me to translate: They're trying to argue that $250 to $16 is a 1500% reduction because 1500% of 16 is ~250. Obviously this has nothing to do with math, and nobody in their right mind would put it like this, because reducing $250 by 100% could either mean $0 or $125, depending on whether you're using actual percentages or Trump percentages.

What probably happened is this: Someone told Trump that drug XYZ is 1500% more expensive in the US than elsewhere, and since he wants to force drug companies to lower their prices to whatever the cheapest price is globally, and because he doesn't understand percentages, he thinks that this amounts to a 1500% reduction. And now MAGA folks are tying themselves into knots to explain away his lack of basic math skills. It's embarrassing, but in their mind it's less embarrassing than admitting that their god emperor doesn't know what he's talking about.
Maybe Elon explained it to Trump in terms of Path of Exile 2 "increased/decreased" multipliers.

Oh wait it can't be that because Elon was bullshitting on his l33t gam3r sk1llz, because Trump and his on-again-off-again buddies are such pseuds they don't even have knowledge of a fucking video game they purport to love, no less the knowledge to make informed decisions on matters of national interest.
 
She allegedly said that during non-public meetings with Trump's personal attorney (who is now the deputy attorney general) and was secretly moved to a minimum security facility following those meetings.
Some news report that she is ineligible for minimum security prisons due to being a sex offender, but I don't know whether that's true.
 
Can he tell the truth about his relationship with Epstein?
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Why are so many of these from Jan 6?
Trump either really loves pardoning pedophiles, or he thinks nobody did anything illegal on January 6th.
Not to adore the decorum of the presidency but my god I can't wait for the cuck behind this account to be gone

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"Facts expose the haters."

Yep, this is the kind of language I'd expect from a representative of the White House.
This just reminds me of prohibition honestly. I could teach a whole damn history class using primary sources about the temperance movement.

Where, magically, all the problem drunks would be taken care of but certainly not you, they drink hard liquor, you just have a couple beers every once in a while, and oh God whoops tf did I vote for?
It's like wanting to ban guns. Criminals don't care about the law and will find other ways to get booze.
ah yes, I see, he's not a PEDOPHILE, he's akshually an EPHEBEPHILE who is interested in, and I quote "fully developed 17 year olds".

because as we all know, 17 year olds, male and female, are famously known for being "fully developed", which is why they're allowed to vote, drink alcohol, and all of those other things that 'fully developed 17 year olds' are allowed to do due to being "fully developed".

there are a disturbing number of pedophiles or pedophile-adjacent people on this site these days, most of whom post in a&h.

sure gets that noggin joggin.
Yes, 17, the legal age of consent.
The official .gov site containing the constitution has been edited to remove certain sections.
A mistake by the tards maintaining the site? A ploy to own the libs? Who knows!
The sections were also removed from the annotated version, so it's probably intentional.
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Don't do it! There's still so many poorly worded Truth posts to make!
Imagine being a Secret Service agent having to put up with Trump's nonsense. They are literally at his beck and call at all times. He wants to get on the White House roof for no apparent reason? Up to the roof we go! We have to stand on a golf course for hours on end AGAIN? Fly all the way to Scotland so he can cut a ribbon? Oh well, part of the job.
"A decade ago, I was watching the cast of Hamilton perform for Obama. Why am I babysitting a reality TV schmuck now?
Taylor Swift will receive my vote in 2028.
Careful, you'll get her involved in politics.
 
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