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[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

But you can't spell Häagen-Dazs without AGENDA.

I prefer Ben & Jerry's, myself.

 

[SiccDicc]

I prefer Ben & Jerry's, myself.

Never had it. I'm not much of an ice cream eater.

So obviously I'm the perfect person to tell you you're wrong.

 

[Vorhtbame]

why

"Melon-Drama". You pull it out every time Trump says something--anything--and go to town.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Never had it. I'm not much of an ice cream eater.

So obviously I'm the perfect person to tell you you're wrong.

It's what Haagen-Dazs would be if you mixed ice cream flavours together and then dumped a candy store in it.

Fucking brill.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I never got sick from Blue Bell, and I've typically waited out recalls all the time with no bullets taken in the process.

All bets they have more company values related to selling ICE CREAM than Ben & Jerry's, who are like TDS leeches, they don't enjoy anything without expressing passive contempt for the first world.

 

[Ghostse]

New BJ flavors for this fall:
"Blue Wave" - preceeded with a marketing blitz with tons of quotes and surveys about how great it is, but its just an empty carton.
Layers of Vanilla & Tea-flavored icecream coated in dark chocolate are found in "Benghazi Cover-up". Marketed as non-calorie, non-dairy, if you still get fat after eating it, its because your cells watched a Youtube video.
"Obama" - Chocolate ice cream layed ontop of actual feces. You're racist if you don't finish & want to eat something else.
"That Lady from Sex & City" - there's no price tag on it, you'll be told how much it costs after you check out, and can figure out how to pay for it then.
"Her Turn" - one of pint of pure salt.

Canceled: "Tear down the wall" - sale proceeds were to go to keeping a wall from being built in the desert to halt illegal immigration. This flavor promotion was scraped when they realized the wall that the money was going to stop from being built was the one Israel is building.

 

[Vorhtbame]

"Alexandria OC!"--Hyped up massively with razzle-dazzle packaging, but inside is Cool Whip: all promise, no substance, and you'll probably get cancer from it.
"Maxine"--Nuts in chocolate syrup. No dairy; dairy is m.ilk, and m.ilk is a white-supremacist dog-whistle, you Nazi.

ETA: Dang it, Alexandria and @Ghostse 's "Blue Wave" are basically the same thing. I need to refresh more.

 

[XYZpdq]

I had a job that did advertising business with Blue Bell and apparently that means your job has shit tons of Blue Bell around.
Pretty good stuff.

These days I go for Breyer's. They seem to have a lot less weird shit in the ingredients.

 

[Creep3r]

Am I wrong or are we witnessing the next stage of the Two Scoops meme?

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Blue Bell gets pulled off the shelf all the time for killing people. They don't even have seals on the pints they sell like Haagen Dazs or Ben & Jerry. They're the one that has the most "classic" flavors compared to the other two, so I'll buy them occasionally, but it makes me feel like I'm playing Russian Roulette every time.

Don't be a bitch and savor the salmonella.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm a Californian that got out and I've assimilated well enough into the South. Of course I'm the rare bird that lived in the part the rest of the state pays to dump their homeless and tweakers in and became vastly more distrusting of government as a result. I don't know how anyone with a functioning brain can observe California politics and not come away with the assumption that the liberal dems are corrupt retards and we'd be better off in Mad Max World.

I feel like I've asked this a lot recently, but what do they hope to gain by doing this?

Will it turn people against Trump? No.
Does it make them look clever? No.
Will it enrage Trump? No.
Is it for their own amusement? I doubt it.
Do they profit from it? I doubt it.

The only reason I can think of is they want their 15 seconds of Twitter fame. If so, congratulations.

Well, Jack's a has-been since Tenacious D and most rock music related culture in general have been bypassed by the mainstream.

Maybe he thinks it will make him seem relevant again, as opposed to being a fat old guy that mostly makes children's films.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Maybe he thinks it will make him seem relevant again, as opposed to being a fat old guy that mostly makes children's films.

You know, I enjoy him in Kung Fu Panda and Jumanji...but this is just one more reason to cut out Hollywood stuff entirely, for me.

 

[Vivec]

Fun fact: Ben Cohen literally cannot taste anything. He has anosmia, and so that's why the ice cream is filled with stuff that has weird textures.

Fun fact 2: Ben and Jerry's is owned by unilever, which is pretty funny given that the #2 animal testing conglomerate and giant worldwide polluter is aiming to cash in on progressives via ice cream.

 

[Munchingonfish]

Am I wrong or are we witnessing the next stage of the Two Scoops meme?
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[Vorhtbame]

I don't ever want to hear leftists talk about Michelle Obama's school-lunch travesty program again. Not ever. Holy shit, that's diabetes in bite-sized portions.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Michelle Obama's school-lunch travesty program again

Explain.

 

[NiggerFaggot1488]

Imagining people who aren't able to buy ice cream that comes from cows in a field you can ride a bike to from your house, what a hell world you must all live in.

 

[thismanlies]

Explain.

A lot of first ladies are given some pet project, usually aimed at kids, to generate some goodwill for the White House. Nancy Reagan tackled drug prevention, Barbara Bush dealt with literacy, and Michelle Obama decided to deal with childhood obesity. Let's just say her efforts earned her the hashtag #ThanksMichelle.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Explain.

Have a music video parodying the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010 to the tune of "We Are Young".

EDIT: Oh, the video's already featured in the above post's URL, but have it anyway if no one's clicked the link.

 

[Jub-Jub]

Whatever they make won't hold a candle to the most progressive ice cream.