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One thing I did notice in that rap was that Eminem basically called Trump a pussy because he doesn't respond when Eminem shit-talks him.

Why would the President of the United States bother caring about a rapper whose last good album was thirteen years and two Presidents ago?
 
It gets dumber.

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Wait. Didn't one of the candidates insist that voters needed to "Pokemon GO to the polls"?

Hillary is Russian spy, confirmed. It explains why she worked so hard to lose the election!
 
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Best white person rapping I've seen in a fucking while (not from Eminem, of course - he's washed up after this in my eyes; damn shame - he wasn't all that bad himself at it.... Until it's anything involving politics like him bashing Trump like a little bitch - because, bandwagon.).

It's worth mentioning that he had a habit of bashing Bush & Cheney, so this is nothing really startling.
 
My personal favourite way a president was attacked was Andrew Jackson, who ended up being faced by a would-be assassin armed with 4 pistols.

The assassin fired two shots from two different guns, but both misfired. Then Andrew Jackson started smacking him with his cane. In the melee, the third gun is fired, but also misfires. After the secret service drags the furious president off the guy, the guns were tested and found to be in working order.
 
My personal favourite way a president was attacked was Andrew Jackson, who ended up being faced by a would-be assassin armed with 4 pistols.

The assassin fired two shots from two different guns, but both misfired. Then Andrew Jackson started smacking him with his cane. In the melee, the third gun is fired, but also misfires. After the secret service drags the furious president off the guy, the guns were tested and found to be in working order.

It's like a founding fathers version of Pulp Fiction.
 
Wait. Didn't one of the candidates insist that voters needed to "Pokemon GO to the polls"?

Hillary is Russian spy, confirmed. It explains why she worked so hard to lose the election!

If she weren't so obviously assblasted, I would actually take seriously the idea that (((Hillary))) deliberately threw the election just to drive America completely insane as the double combover orangutan took over.
 
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