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[XYZpdq]

This sounds like the confession of a time traveling mother murderer.

That's a lot more creative than most of his writing.

 

[Chefbot]

"THOSE SCOOPS ARE MINE, DONALD"
V

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Michelle Obama has to keep opening her stupid fucking soccer mom mouth.

It's more of a passive aggressive statement than directly at Trump, but it's too obvious to miss.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Some editors are starting to clue in that constantly screaming about Trump's actions causes people to tune them out.

 

[Ruin]

Some editors are starting to clue in that constantly screaming about Trump's actions causes people to tune them out.

Too bad he's still a moron.

But the firing of FBI Director James Comey is different. It is not business as usual in Washington, coming as it did amid the agency’s investigation of Russian intervention in the presidential election.

Actually dipshit the president as the chief executive authority of the United States has broad and almost limitless authority to fire whomever they damn well please for any reason.

It's also a nontroversy since even the New York Times admitted Comey would have been gone on day one of a Clinton administration.

 

[Hummingbird]

Michelle Obama has to keep opening her stupid fucking soccer mom mouth.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bVZYk2g8jfk
It's more of a passive aggressive statement than directly at Trump, but it's too obvious to miss.

Combating childhood obesity is an admerable goal, it's too bad she went at it the wrong way.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Black Miss USA, Plus Conservative Views ... Equals Confused, Angry Left
http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/05/1...conservative-views-equals-confused-angry-left

Among her statements: Health care is not a right, but rather a privilege.

“The winner of #MissUSA says health care is not a right & feminism is bad. It’s like Ben Carson saying slaves came to [USA] to have opportunity.”

“A brown girl won #MissUSA, but she thinks affordable healthcare is a privilege and feminism is man-hate so she’s cancelled. #ByeGirl.”

 

[Ruin]

Black Miss USA, Plus Conservative Views ... Equals Confused, Angry Left
http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/05/1...conservative-views-equals-confused-angry-left

Among her statements: Health care is not a right, but rather a privilege.

“The winner of #MissUSA says health care is not a right & feminism is bad. It’s like Ben Carson saying slaves came to [USA] to have opportunity.”

“A brown girl won #MissUSA, but she thinks affordable healthcare is a privilege and feminism is man-hate so she’s cancelled. #ByeGirl.”

In addition to being black she's also a nuclear chemist and an immigrant but because she disagrees with the social justice cult she's just a stupid nigger apparently.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Some editors are starting to clue in that constantly screaming about Trump's actions causes people to tune them out.

So close to being self-aware. "We howled and shrieked whenever Trump moved a muscle before, and because of that, people don't pay attention to us anymore. BUT THIS IS SERIOUS YOU GUYS! HE'S REALLY GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Okay, what the fuck happened now? Twitter is REEEEEEing harder then ever all of a sudden.

 

[QI 541]

Trump leaked classified information to Russia about some laptop bombs or something.

 

[Walter Temple]

Something about Trump, Russia and classified information. I saw it was Washington Post and presumed the Crying of the Wolf.

It *could* actually be bad. Or it could be as damaging as a mouse fart.

 

[zap2theextreme]

BREAKING NEWS TURN ON CNN

Trump wipes his butt standing up and pees with his pants all the way down!!!!

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I called my mom to talk to her since it was Mother's Day and all and I let it slide that she spent like a half hour yelling and screaming that Trump is literally Hitler and so on.

I mean he kind of is, sort of, but I wasn't going to argue about shit like this on Mother's Day, yanno.

You're a good son, in that case. More should be like you. My family won't ever stop going on about him- they love him. Which surprises me quite a bit. What can you do?

 

[Mrs Paul]

My grandfather was always ranting about Ronald Reagan. YEARS after the guy was out of office. I mean, I wasn't a big Reagan fan, but c'mon.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...4f199710b69_story.html?utm_term=.ac6a0a4f0f46
Here's an article on the latest media freakout. tl;dr Trump was talking to the Russian ambassador and let slip a few sensitive things about our intel on terrorists. However, Trump also has the power as president to change-up what's classified or not whenever he wants. So take that for what it's worth.

To me it just seems pretty fucking stupid to go running to the press in the event that this did happen. If Trump really told the ambassador all of this, now all the Russia intel agencies have to do is go to the Washington Post home page to fact check what the ambassador was told. Fuckin' morons

 

[zap2theextreme]

if its buzzfeed, vox, wapo, or nyt you can safely disregard it

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I have a report that the latest Russia story is fake news:

Not sure who to believe. It does seem like a strange blunder for Trump, so I'm not convinced the story is true.

 

[The Great Chandler]

My grandfather was always ranting about Ronald Reagan. YEARS after the guy was out of office. I mean, I wasn't a big Reagan fan, but c'mon.

If the internet was around at the time, we would've seen chimp outs over Reagan pardoning illegal immigrants.
"How much of a bigot this Readumb can get? He should've pardoned those illegals! That's Carter's job!"

 

[Mrs Paul]

Yeah, but any news Trump doesn't like is "fake news". Or else it's "alternative facts". Dude's pretty thin-skinned.