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[Memento Malum]

In late october of 2001 Max penned an op-ed about the state of the war in Afghanistan.
In this little screed he decried the Bush administration for it's "bloodless, push button" war.
He then went on to say that the war should be won with "American blood and guts instead of Afghan blood and guts".
In other words he wanted the Battle of the Bulge not the Battle of Tora Bora.
A defender might make the argument that he just wanted the war to be fought to the utmost America was/is capable of but in truth like any good NeoCon he just wanted some war porn to salivate over.
Thus we get Max "Blood and Guts" Boot.

I just realized I have a book by him on my bookshelf. Shit. That'll teach me to buy books in airports when I'm bored to death. Anyone need some kindling?

Interestingly, the book is Invisible Armies, a book about guerrilla warfare and insurgency efforts throughout history, and one notable exclusion is any account of America in Afghanistan. All you get is one paragraph describing CIA operatives arriving in Kabul and this shot at Bush, quote: "Bin Laden and Zawahiri were able to escape into Pakistan due to the blunders of American military commanders and their bosses in Washington who did not send enough troops to trap them in the Tora Bora mountains outside Jalalabad..."

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Say what you will about Mussolini, at least he was an actual war vet.

You know who also was a war vet? Hitler.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

So...biden is just straight up getting into screaming matches with democrat voters who criticise him in person and calling them fat and old.

Trump War Room - Text EMPOWER to 88022 on Twitter

“Joe Biden EXPLODED in anger at a retired farmer who asked about his son's payouts from a Ukrainian gas company. "You're a damn liar," Biden said before challenging him to "an IQ test." Biden also called the man "jack" and "fat" and "too old." Biden never answered the question...

twitter.com

Imma be honest, I genuinely thought that "declare whole segments of the population to be hateful and brainless nazis who want to bring back slavery and legalise rape" would be about as far as the democrats war on the voter base would go, but No-Malarkey Biden proves me wrong once again by going out of his way to *personally* call dissident democrat voters fatasses.

Only time will tell if the campaign slogan "VOTE FOR ME YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT" will beat out "NO MALARKEY"

Speaking of shapes: I'd like to see how many ol' Joe can identify without help. Packs 20 people into a room and insults the one that will engage with him because he asks about his crackhead son's involvement in what was obviously a bribe or attempt to influence Biden. I also liked: You didn't see that on MSNBC you...

He was about to say you saw that on Fox because he knows his precious side of the MSM would never betray him.

I will say he seems quite coherent here. Must be fresh from a virgin teen blood transfusion.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You know who also was a war vet? Hitler.

Good point. Hitler is also morally superior to Max Boot in regards to warmongering.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Good luck with the Senate making your wet dream come true!
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Clean-shaven Bitmoji.

But of course, Twitter is going to have #TrumpIsALaughingStock trending again......and again.....and over and over, condescendingly putting it in everyone's faces and yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada....

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Speaking of shapes: I'd like to see how many ol' Joe can identify without help. Packs 20 people into a room and insults the one that will engage with him because he asks about his crackhead son's involvement in what was obviously a bribe or attempt to influence Biden. I also liked: You didn't see that on MSNBC you...

He was about to say you saw that on Fox because he knows his precious side of the MSM would never betray him.

I will say he seems quite coherent here. Must be fresh from a virgin teen blood transfusion.
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How many pushups can Joe even do? Was he he in the Army? What's with his fascination with pushups? I get hating fat people but challaneging folks to a push up contest in response to a question about your shitty son doesn't make sense.

 

[Adamska]

Max Boot needs to get his old ass sent out to Kandahar and into a Mujahadeen ambush. All chicken hawks are hideously disgusting fucks who need to taste their own war porn first hand.

So...biden is just straight up getting into screaming matches with democrat voters who criticise him in person and calling them fat and old.

Trump War Room - Text EMPOWER to 88022 on Twitter

“Joe Biden EXPLODED in anger at a retired farmer who asked about his son's payouts from a Ukrainian gas company. "You're a damn liar," Biden said before challenging him to "an IQ test." Biden also called the man "jack" and "fat" and "too old." Biden never answered the question...

twitter.com

Imma be honest, I genuinely thought that "declare whole segments of the population to be hateful and brainless nazis who want to bring back slavery and legalise rape" would be about as far as the democrats war on the voter base would go, but No-Malarkey Biden proves me wrong once again by going out of his way to *personally* call dissident democrat voters fatasses.

Only time will tell if the campaign slogan "VOTE FOR ME YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT" will beat out "NO MALARKEY"

Yeah, that's a senile rage moment.

Jesus Christ, he's going faster than even I fucking expected.

 

[Ruin]

It's kinda cool knowing Cocaine Mitch himself shares the same Cocaine Mitch .gifs as I do.
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It always amuses me that the guy who looks too turtlely for the turtle club has more balls than 99% of congressional Republicans.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

It always amuses me that the guy who looks too turtlely for the turtle club has more balls than 99% of congressional Republicans.

His turtle shell hides his cocaine drip

Speaking of shapes: I'd like to see how many ol' Joe can identify without help. Packs 20 people into a room and insults the one that will engage with him because he asks about his crackhead son's involvement in what was obviously a bribe or attempt to influence Biden. I also liked: You didn't see that on MSNBC you...

He was about to say you saw that on Fox because he knows his precious side of the MSM would never betray him.

I will say he seems quite coherent here. Must be fresh from a virgin teen blood transfusion.
Oooooh Biden.mp4

Is Joe Biden channeling the Mandelbaums from Seinfeld?

YouTube

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[Arkancide Pact]

As much as it pains me, I'll need to defend the DNC here.

The DNC is not in charge of who runs, and Biden being the frontrunner was a given. As VP under Obama he has the most experience of anyone in the field, and until fairly recently was at least fairly good at making his points understood.

Lol, you believe this after 2016? The DNC literally changed the rules as to who could run.

It made sense to back Biden, I'll give them that, but they have full control. Of course exercising that control risks offending voters (feeling the bern?)

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

So...biden is just straight up getting into screaming matches with democrat voters who criticise him in person and calling them fat and old.

Trump War Room - Text EMPOWER to 88022 on Twitter

“Joe Biden EXPLODED in anger at a retired farmer who asked about his son's payouts from a Ukrainian gas company. "You're a damn liar," Biden said before challenging him to "an IQ test." Biden also called the man "jack" and "fat" and "too old." Biden never answered the question...

twitter.com

Imma be honest, I genuinely thought that "declare whole segments of the population to be hateful and brainless nazis who want to bring back slavery and legalise rape" would be about as far as the democrats war on the voter base would go, but No-Malarkey Biden proves me wrong once again by going out of his way to *personally* call dissident democrat voters fatasses.

Only time will tell if the campaign slogan "VOTE FOR ME YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT" will beat out "NO MALARKEY"

This timeline is just beautiful.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Speaking of shapes: I'd like to see how many ol' Joe can identify without help. Packs 20 people into a room and insults the one that will engage with him because he asks about his crackhead son's involvement in what was obviously a bribe or attempt to influence Biden. I also liked: You didn't see that on MSNBC you...

He was about to say you saw that on Fox because he knows his precious side of the MSM would never betray him.

I will say he seems quite coherent here. Must be fresh from a virgin teen blood transfusion.
Oooooh Biden.mp4

I really hope Biden wins so he gets in fights with voters while coming across as a smarmy elite.

 

[Leibowitz]

So...biden is just straight up getting into screaming matches with democrat voters who criticise him in person and calling them fat and old.

Buttigieg rally-goers, in a game of one-upsmanship, are starting screaming matches with each other.

 

[AprilRains]

>that moment when the woman tries to thmite the dude with her cane

 

[kobebyarlant]

The ouroboros continues to eat itself.

 

[Hastur]

The ouroboros continues to eat itself.

If you want a picture of the Dems' future, imagine a PoC tranny sucking its own dick, forever

 

[Adamska]

I really hope Biden wins so he gets in fights with voters while coming across as a smarmy elite.

I can't wait for Biden to forget why he's at a place and starts running for Delaware Senator instead of president because he got confused what this crowd was for. He then calls a staffer Beau and asks him on mic about his day too for maximum neurological degeneration.

 

[vintologi]

I would prefer having someone like John Bolton as president, Trump is too unwilling to pull the trigger.

It was still funny seeing leftists go crazy when Trump used the madman theory against north korea.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I would prefer having someone like John Bolton as president

He supported the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq that toppled the regime of Saddam Hussein and continued to stand by his support of the invasion by 2018.[226][227]

That's all I need to know, no thanks

 

[Thank Fuck For Evil Otto]

This timeline is just beautiful.

I love the part where he says that the reason he's running is that he knows more than anyone else.