📚 Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[smegma enthusiast]

As long as they believe there is a chance to get pussy they won't stop throwing money at HER. In return HER becomes more troon pandering which leads to normal women deleting the troon app.

Dude, you hit the nail on the head. Of course HER is pandering to troons; they make the most money. Perpertually single men will pour money into dating apps to extend their reach as much as possible. It’s the same model with all dating apps, especially Tinder (Tinder was even sued because they changed their premium prices based on age and sex, with older men paying the most.) Women don’t need to pay for dating apps because they get matches much easier.
Here’s a good video about this:

 

[OttoWest]

finishing with a guy who helped "peak" me, Autumn Trafficante

I refuse to believe this man is attracted to women. This guy is such a preening faggot even Rip Taylor is telling him to tone it down.

 

[DirtyHegel]

these both have the "terfs need not apply" warning
sir this is a Wendy's

Spoiler: Anabelle

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Us Southrons dont claim Annabelle as our own, Midwesterners can have him

 

[jumboseafood]

Us Southrons dont claim Annabelle as our own, Midwesterners can have him

Am confused is that a passing Troon or just some woke bi girl?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Yes. Except they hate being called what they are (bi) and stick with queer or pansexual.

Really? I can't imagine anyone but fellow troons not being repulsed by these people and I'm sure those "bi" chicks can get plenty of dick on the regular apps. Guess they just do it for the oppression points.

 

[DirtyHegel]

Am confused is that a passing Troon or just some woke bi girl?

passing troon, look at the jaw line

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

Am confused is that a passing Troon or just some woke bi girl?

Was gonna say that judging by the forehead/glabella structure would be a woman, but then i saw the adams apple. Then again, there are biological women with larger larynxes. The images are blurry and the angles dont help
Jaw aint enough; seen many women with strong jawlines

 

[garbage cake]

passing Troon

he doesn’t lol, immediately clocked him as male from a thumbnail. But I didn’t need to get into the weeds on his jaw/Adam’s apple because of the fursona fetish pic, complaint about terfs, and idk mentioning having a dick?

 

[ash9990]

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A woman was actually nice enough to marry this hideous ginger skeleton, yet he didn't have the strength to resist becoming a coombrain. Now he's on a lesbian dating app begging to cuddle and thinks he can score hot, young lesbians do "gay" things with, thinking all the shit he watches in porn is reality. Nice touch on the chakra and therapy stuff, it's obvious what kind of women he's targeting. All he'll get are equally ugly troons trying to hit him up to for a quick fuck. I genuinely hope he kills himself.

 

[awoo]

I know it'll never happen but the seething if HER changed their name to HIM with all the trannies would be incredible

 

[ash9990]

A non-exhaustive list from my past posts.
Enjoy! (or don't, idk what you weirdos are into)

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Spoiler: Axana

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Spoiler: Astra

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Spoiler: Buttercup

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Spoiler: Felicia

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Spoiler: Freyja

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Spoiler: Gwenllian

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Spoiler: Ilmira

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Spoiler: Jessabelle

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Spoiler: Kindred

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genuinely scary dude:

Spoiler: Lemisha

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Spoiler: Math

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Spoiler: Persephone

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Spoiler: Phoenix

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Spoiler: Rhagana

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Ritz has definitely had feminizing facial surgery. It didn't work, but, he did that.
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Spoiler: Ritz

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from my first post ever.

Spoiler: Scarlett

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Spoiler: Tentacles

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Spoiler: Velvet

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Spoiler: Willow

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Spoiler: Willow

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Spoiler: Willow

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Spoiler: Zephyr

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Spoiler: Zhalia

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Yes. Karleigh Webb, journalist for OutSports who likes to tell your kids that men belong in women's sports. Teehee!
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Spoiler: Karleigh

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others with bonkers names:
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Spoiler: The Rogue

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Spoiler: Yuffie Lee Roberts

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a Sisyphean task. but I will make another post of the best-of. <3

The HER app does it again! What a perfect match These two lovely ladies should wear the same dress to their first sapphic, gay, TERF-free lesbian date.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

drinking game!
take a shot each time one of these dating profiles mentions the following. try not to die after 2 pages of the thread:

weed​

video games (take two shots if it's animal crossing or zelda)​

anime/japan​

polyamory​

dungeons and dragons​

being a 'nerd'​

being 'shy' (take two shots if they ask you to text first)​

computers​

TERFs (two shots if their bio mentions any violence towards them (e.g. die terfs, terfs suck my dick))​

cooking​

doing makeup​

love language: physical touch​

being a 'bottom'​

sub/domme​

leftist politics (take two shots for ACAB or BLM)​

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finish your drink if cuddles are mentioned​

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~happy brain damage!~

Just finished page 2 and I'm on my 26th beer.
Send help.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Jesus Christ, what a fucking horror show.

These twisted faggots need to take a nice long swing on the old cope rope.

 

[Autistic Spergout]

Some of these have to be shitposts right?

 

[RandallBoggs]

I know it'll never happen but the seething if HER changed their name to HIM with all the trannies would be incredible

Biggest gayops of the century: this is all a thoroughly planned long con by HER to get as much tranny attention as possible for the right moment to announce the big reveal: "seeing as our platform is now majority men pretending to be women, we're happy to introduce our rebranded name, HIM! ywnbaw"

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Some of these have to be shitposts right?

A few of them are but no one knows which because the real members are also hideous beasts.

 

[Jack MeHoff]

I don't understand why so many list polyamory in their profiles. Casting a wide net? Progressive points? Tapping the latest fad?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I don't understand why so many list polyamory in their profiles

1 lesbian pussy isn't enough. They want them all.

 

[scathefire]

What's the little herb icon tag in their profiles? Weed? Veganism? Not touching grass?

It means weed, there's just no weed emoji to use

I don't understand why so many list polyamory in their profiles. Casting a wide net? Progressive points? Tapping the latest fad?

There's no underlying reason, it's just something popular within trans/progressive political circles.

 

[Jack MeHoff]

1 lesbian pussy isn't enough. They want them all.

That's a hard catch when the cis lesbians jumped ship!