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[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

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Do I hear wedding bells?

Nope, sorry that's waddling balls

 

[Scrumption]

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

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Why do troons all have the trans flag in their rooms?

 

[Detective Carey]

Why do troons all have the trans flag in their rooms?

Otherwise you'd never be able to tell!

 

[Pig Cups]

The overt "I get laid all the time" cope from this freak, along with all the others, just makes me hate them even more. They want so bad for people to think they're slamming pussy left and right, when everyone who isn't a dipshit sperg is painfully aware this person does not fuck.

If you’re bothered by this dynamic in particular, do not visit the Kevin Gibes thread. Just for the sake of your blood pressure…

I included Richard because he was manually allowed into a lesbian group chat on this app. I'm assuming it's entirely based on the fact he supposedly goes by "they/them" pronouns.

Richard legit looks like he has no idea how he ended up on the app

I’ll bet you anything that Richard is some kind of unlucky, desperate sod trying to get a taste of pussy by any means necessary. So he decides to try his luck at reeling in a “questioning/bi-curious” natal female who’s sufficiently brainrotted from genderspecial ideology that she’d be willing to fuck affirm his sorry ass because he simply put ‘they/them’ down as his pronouns, signaling that he doesn’t identify as a 100% man.

My thinking comes from memories of a chick that I went to college with. She married some hideous troon with an intact cock, and fashions herself a “lesbian.” Basically, she was sexually assaulted a couple of times in her mid-teens, so she developed a repulsed “ick” factor for men. ‘Men,’ as she saw them, were the chad meme incarnate. However, this didn’t lead to an appetite for pussy at all- she still craved dick, but didn’t want the rest of the man surrounding said dick. She never got into a relationship with a natal female, either. Any normal person would look at this and see a clearly traumatized, yet perfectly heterosexual, woman.

So what does she do? Deludes herself with genderspecial brainrot to accept that a male troon was somehow a true & honest woman, therefore removing the man-centered ick factor in her mind. All the while, she gets to enjoy the appendage that brings her the most pleasure, while virtue-signaling that she’s a forward-thinking lesbian. If this sounds insane to you, well, that’s because it is. The mental gymnastics she bent herself through to come up with this shit are deranged as they are infuriating.

So yeah, that’s^ the kind of chick I think Richard is trying to pull in. Only he’s putting in less effort by pulling the ‘they/them’ routine instead of going full troon.

 

[Fapcop]

Fucking LOL at “Jayce”.

Scale modeling is one of the few hobbies that seems to be 100% free of women. (Try it ladies! There’s paint and stuff!)

It’s usually free of trannies too.

 

[31 Black]

That's, uh, that's an intro.

Spoiler: MY EYES

 

[Bloo]

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Sorry if I used thumbnails incorrectly. But showing off some of the trans "babes" in my area was requested in another thread. I included Richard because he was manually allowed into a lesbian group chat on this app. I'm assuming it's entirely based on the fact he supposedly goes by "they/them" pronouns.

I love the angle of the photo of Petra, literally the worst angle for anyone to take a selfie ever.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Fucking LOL at “Jayce”.

Scale modeling is one of the few hobbies that seems to be 100% free of women. (Try it ladies! There’s paint and stuff!)

It’s usually free of trannies too.

Minor pl, but there are exactly three women in all of my scale model groups. All cute tomboys, all straight, all hella chill.

Also, I can't imagine running into that manlet beast at any kind of metal show.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Looking at all these pics and bios even if the women on these sites weren't all ready dykes these faggots would definitely turn them into dick hating lesbians.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

So...

I was perusing Reddit, when I came across this ad:


Curious, I downloaded...


I got to the point where it needed a face to verify and bailed. Anyone braver than me wanna hop in and check to see if its been infected or not?

 

[Fapcop]

So...

I was perusing Reddit, when I came across this ad:
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Curious, I downloaded...
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I got to the point where it needed a face to verify and bailed. Anyone braver than me wanna hop in and check to see if its been infected or not?

What the fuck does “female led power dynamics” even mean?!

I’m like 50/50 whether this is an attempt at a lesbian app, or some kind of tranny trap.

“Prohibited behavior”?!? Sending dick pics or being “transphobic”?!

Literally everything on their site could go both ways.

 

[OhShitWatNao]

The year, is 2025.
Enter a world, of mania.
A never before imagined future.
Where seemingly ordinary men, drowning in the allure of a cursed techno-future, spend 2,000 hours in virtual reality and then mysteriously cut their dicks off.

Cooming this summer.

VR DICK RIPPERS

Directed by James Kindjuden.

 

[Law]

Reddit patriarch advises his fellow men on dating app netiquette:

"Don't use your police mugshot as your dating picture"

 

[Ugly Fat Plush Cat]

Probably gonna go through my old dating apps and see if I can find more but for now enjoy the chick of your dreams

Spoiler: Rebecca

 

[31 Black]

Reddit patriarch advises his fellow men on dating app netiquette:
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What's sad is this is actually good advice for a dating profile. Shame it's wasted on broken people who will never be able to find true happiness.

 

[Coolio55]

Reddit patriarch advises his fellow men on dating app netiquette:
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"Don't use your police mugshot as your dating picture"

>Anime Pictures
FUCK. We need a dating site that lets you make a full-on geocities page.
Maybe that's just Neocities...

 

[JCnGGd32]

My contribution (previously posted on tranny sideshows). I felt like jumping out of my skin when I saw ….

Spoiler: Sarah

 

[neverendingmidi]

My contribution (previously posted on tranny sideshows). I felt like jumping out of my skin when I saw ….

Spoiler: Sarah

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"Aspiring photographer"

With the way they apply filters like a 65 year old divorcée applies makeup (i.e. using a trowel)... their photos are probably hilariously over filtered, hideously saturated dreck.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

My contribution (previously posted on tranny sideshows). I felt like jumping out of my skin when I saw ….

Spoiler: Sarah

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Man, filtering to the point you don't even have a nose.