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6'3" and 250 pounds
even for a real woman that would be tough. most men want a woman who is shorter than they are, not a hulking giantess who stands a full head taller than the average man even before shoes come into play. not a deal breaker on its own, but it definitely makes things complicated.

then again, on the dating market,being a very tall woman is a complete non-issue compared to being a fucking tranny. there's a sizeable amount of dudes who will be head over heels for a tall femdom/mommy/amazon gf, but being a tranny is a complete death sentence.
 
Trans Reddit... the gift that keeps on giving.

Blob-faced overfed FTM wants to know which haircut makes her look "more male". Has clearly gained weight between the two pictures or suffered some kind of bloat.
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Chad-chinned delusional troon is convinced that he "passes from the front" and wants feedback on his ass (which, to my knowledge, isn't a body part you display in everyday interactions with casual acquaintances or strangers, but hey). Also, he's apparently a pothead.

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Chris-chan lookalike begs for asspats and gets none.
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Another cute-feeler who wants you to "say something nice", i.e. lie to make him feel better about his sorry ass self.
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The right looks more male if you think ‘wannabe white gangsta rapper’ is a good look. And you know she’s going to put the septum piercing back in and ruin it.

Also her Instagram is on the same name as her reddit and it is so bad. The ugliest, fattest FTM you could be. Androgyny through the blob.
 
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Dear God.
 
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Blob-faced overfed FTM wants to know which haircut makes her look "more male". Has clearly gained weight between the two pictures or suffered some kind of bloat.
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There's a reason why FtMs advise each other to not get buzzcuts. The right pic could pass as an underdeveloped sixteen year old boy, but the right pic is just a butch lesbian.

The "bloat" is testosterone. Think about how men's faces sometimes get wide and fleshy as they age or gain weight. Same thing.
 
There's a reason why FtMs advise each other to not get buzzcuts. The right pic could pass as an underdeveloped sixteen year old boy, but the right pic is just a butch lesbian.

The "bloat" is testosterone. Think about how men's faces sometimes get wide and fleshy as they age or gain weight. Same thing.

Hmm. Someone noted the "steamed ham" effect in another lolcow, Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes, who has his own thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...ork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/page-61#post-6048596

He started to look like this after he went on estrogen, so who knows?
 
"One actually had the nerve to threaten to call the cops on me!"
Uh yeah because you're a mentally ill gigantic dude who tricked a much physically weaker and smaller woman into an intimate setting. If you were actually a woman you would understand that would be terrifying.

It's an outrage this one doesn't come with a picture in his posting history.
 
even for a real woman that would be tough. most men want a woman who is shorter than they are, not a hulking giantess who stands a full head taller than the average man even before shoes come into play. not a deal breaker on its own, but it definitely makes things complicated.

then again, on the dating market,being a very tall woman is a complete non-issue compared to being a fucking tranny. there's a sizeable amount of dudes who will be head over heels for a tall femdom/mommy/amazon gf, but being a tranny is a complete death sentence.
Being fat is one thing, but 6 foot fucking 3. I don't believe this person has had all these tranny surgeries. They probably just go on dates looking like OPL expecting guys to swoon.
 
Hmm. Someone noted the "steamed ham" effect in another lolcow, Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes, who has his own thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...ork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/page-61#post-6048596

He started to look like this after he went on estrogen, so who knows?
The "glistening ham" look can just be caused by age, weight gain, drinking/smoking/drugs. In Kevin's case, yeah he's been on estrogen for a few years, but he was a hormonally normal dude for decades before that. A lot of the effects of testosterone are cumulative and permanent.

That said, there are MtFs who go on estrogen and it makes them lose a lot of fat from their faces, starkly revealing their bone structure....but that didn't really happen to Kevin.
 
Troon just got his dick lopped off and neeeeeeeeds women's attention help figuring out how to pee outside.
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A handful of troons respond along with dozens of women. A lot of women suggest he get one of these:
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The troon ignores most of the responses, but makes sure to leave a condescending reply for every single woman who suggests a P-style. He just paid a bunch of money to have his dick chopped off, you stupid bitch! Why would he use one of those?!?!?!?
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I thought I recognized this guy's name, and indeed we have discussed him here before. He has his own data analysis business, which he touts as a "woman-owned business."
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Of course, he also does roller derby. He is in every one of the group shots below but I'm not going to tell you which one he is. You'll just have to use your noggin to figure it out.
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Saw these on the sister site and had to share cause holy delusional Batman.

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And the lucky lady in question:
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As well as some fun troon surgery delusions:
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The "stealth" (with infinite quotation marks) results in question:
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Hate when GCs call troon orbiters handmaidens but this screams pickme:
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There were comments like these, plus the usual troon accolades. Not sure if it's mega cope or they truly think this is what vaginas look like :cryblood:

You can tell this is super fake because it implys they're having multiple one night stands with 'lesbians' which is absolutely not how (most*) lesbians be. Also the post is doubly weird because why even bother to go for depth if you're a lesbian? They aren't likely to care about penetrability.

Also the 'some even said it was better' lolk

Result is terrible but it's one of the better posted in this thread. Which is not a high bar by any standard.

I can't imagine a sex life that exists only in fantasy comments on reddit.

He says he uses coconut oil as a lube, so the taste and smell might not be too much like poop.

Coconut oil ain't strong enough taste wise or smell wise to cover up the smell / taste of fecal matter. Unless they were using vaporub for lube you'd end up with a greasy coconut oil and shit stew down there.
 
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Being fat is one thing, but 6 foot fucking 3. I don't believe this person has had all these tranny surgeries. They probably just go on dates looking like OPL expecting guys to swoon.
250 pounds, at 6ft3, after over a decade in the military? i don't think this guy is fat, if anything he's probably a ripped buff muscle dude.
this of course means that he has no chance at all to ever pass as a woman, he'll just look like the IT'S MAAM! guy (and probably behave like him too)
 
250 pounds, at 6ft3, after over a decade in the military? i don't think this guy is fat, if anything he's probably a ripped buff muscle dude.
this of course means that he has no chance at all to ever pass as a woman, he'll just look like the IT'S MAAM! guy (and probably behave like him too)
You mean Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage?
 
You mean Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage?
Or the ever so sensual Heather Swanson
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250 pounds, at 6ft3, after over a decade in the military? i don't think this guy is fat, if anything he's probably a ripped buff muscle dude.
this of course means that he has no chance at all to ever pass as a woman, he'll just look like the IT'S MAAM! guy (and probably behave like him too)
So, yeah, he probably looks like OPL with more muscle tone and no shrinky dinks. He's probably also in his early to mid 40s.
 
Troon just got his dick lopped off and neeeeeeeeds women's attention help figuring out how to pee outside.
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A handful of troons respond along with dozens of women. A lot of women suggest he get one of these:
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Has this jackass never been to a keg party in the woods? You squat and try not to fall over or piss all over your pants.

And of course he wouldn't use a stand-to-pee device, everyone needs to know he's a real woman. Why, if he used one of those, someone might mistake him for a man despite how womanly he looks! Gross!
 
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