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This is the way super-rich misogynist assholes actually think about women. I'm not going to powerlevel about how I know. But yeah, it's not my views, though it is my views of how THEY see women. And that literally no woman meets their qualifications for a perfect object. So they have to create her...from themselves.

Robotic sex toys cannot come fast enough. Also I'm totally surprised that there are billionaire troons out there. Who knew?
 
While I have a variety of quibbles, this was an interesting article that does have some interesting ideas to ponder, I had not seen it before so thanks for linking.

I also found this response to be amusing, warning do not drink each time a troon talking point/trope is used as this will be lethal:

A sample:







Oh, wait, they have a part two rant that's even better:



Okay, maybe I should have just quoted this part:

You can really tell how healthy and normal troons are in that first article particularly, where the author talks about how he was "nothing" before he transitioned, and both talk about how they were aggressively abused by homophobes who were upset about their gay-seeming children! Really makes it sound like they were "born this way" and it's not a trauma reaction to homophobic abuse and/or mental illness!

But seriously, that dude.. wow. Women wouldn't understand what it's like to be beaten by men? Really, dude? You want to assert that? You're so sure that no woman has a problem with a creepy perv like you in her locker room?

Nobody told me being trans means you can actually read minds, but it seems every male troon has this weird belief that he can personally read the mind of every single woman in the world and just knows what women think, believe, experience, etc. even better than women.

Second dude... lol. "Let me describe how I'm trans without gender stereotypes.. well, you see, I'm a girl because I played tea party and dress up as a child! And all my girlfriends thought I was super sensitive just like all girls are! See, no gender stereotypes here!" LMFAO.

No coincidence that these dudes both apparently had extremely emotionally and physically abusive fathers, I'm guessing. They didn't want to be like them, and to be "like them" would be being male.. hmm.
 
Here's an interesting thing.

Everyone thought that troons had a decreased risk of prostate cancer. Orchiectomy,, spironolactone, Lupron, well, they were all used as treatments for prostate cancer back in the day. Less testosterone, less PSA.

Except no patients on these methods of treatment were also on exogenous estrogen. They were decreasing androgens. The prostate has beta estrogen receptors, and oh yeah within the last few years we discovered that estrogen can contribute to prostate cancer. Which should come as no surprise.

If you're a troon reading this, please go to your PCP for regular prostate exams.

Or preferably don't go and spare the world having to deal with you long term as the most lovely and beautiful lady dies of a disease only men can get.

The ultimate karma by nature.
 
The only troon I've personally known did that. Fortunately, the surgeons could reattach it, although today a troon would probably sue a doctor for malpractice if they did that. He wasn't really transgender, though. He had been misdiagnosed as that by his psychiatrist. He actually was schizo. Once he got on meds, he didn't want to be a woman anymore.
I have one of those in my town too.

He's really a tragic story. Grew up thinking his mom was his sister because his mom had him at like 13. The grandma pretended to be his mom and raised her daughter and grandsons as siblings.

History of schizophrenia in the family. They all have names like "sparkle" and shit. I mean that's the moms real name, so holy hell.

Dude started walking around being dressed as a woman, calling himself Trixie. No one took it seriously though because he's a known schizophrenic who often takes up the role of a character. He even walked around once claiming he was a black guy, so no one bothers calling him by his "female" name or acknowledges his new character.

His younger brother just recently lost his job for schizo behaviour, and has been spiraling down the same path. He's not wearing women's clothes yet but he used the cord to his TV to scale an apartment wall, so he could get into my friends unit and hit on her.
 
I hit gold: here's /u/Bardfinn himself openly admitting that he's not a female in a response to a Reddit developer back in 2015:

BardfinnAdmitsHesNotFemale2015.jpg


@Nykysnottrans You should make sure to archive Penny's posts whenever you post something of interest here. I have a feeling that Penny is going to get more and more unstable, and might purge all his shit on a manic whim. Things are just going to keep getting more outrageous, and I'd hate to lose all this content.

He's very prolific on Reddit and I could sit there documenting his brain-puke insanity all day long for everyone's amusement, but none of this is going to help you when he comes gunning for your favourite subs. None of this is going to prevent him from smearing and trying to take down /r/detrans with his delusional paranoia that these girls and boys are "neonatsees collabing with the far right."

I saw a TERF on a thread about Penny on /r/ItsAFetish the other day say something to the effect of "If he takes us down we'll just open a new sub.", and I thought to myself, damn, they don't even know what platform they're on. Bitches, if he takes you down, that's it, you can't bring back the sub. Trying to open a new sub under those circumstances is considered an "evasion ban" and will get you banned forever. /u/Bardfinn has specialized in tracking down mods who try to relaunch their subs after they were taken down. He then moves in and shuts them down all over again and gets the mods perpetually banned, just like on Twitter. (He openly admitted he wants to turn Reddit into a Twitter clone.) You need to stop being passive waiting for him to take you out. You need to start getting proactive about shutting him down. You should be the ones at Reddit HQs doing a fireside chat lecturing them about how to protect you from crusading censors like him.

Here's what you personally can do that might help to keep your favourite subs safe from this raging lunatic (this applies to everyone's subs BTW, TERF, gamer, conservative, conspiracy theorist, any community that /u/Bardfinn hates and wants to make disappear from Reddit):

1) You don't want your name to be "TerfyMcTerfXX" on Reddit when you contact their Admins (don't make it so damn easy for them to ignore you). Adopt a neutral alias. Join a bunch of middle-of-the-road normie subs, nothing overtly political/lesbian/feminist. Get yourself some karma and good standing by posting feelgood bullshit everyone agrees with and upvotes. Revel in that dopamine rush, you're getting really popular now and making lots of fake online friends. Animal subs are good for this, join some pet subs and post pictures of your pets while praising everyone else's to quickly rank up that karma. Join some music subs and stan your favourite artists with other stans. Be patient, "justice is patient and persistent".

2) Using your account with good standing and good karma, every time you see /u/Bardfinn cornering a user in the comments with "I know what you did last summer" (he does this all the time, mutiple times per day or per week), you can now report him to Reddit Admins for cyberstalking that user. Don't report him to the mods, the chain of command is completely broken here and you need to skip that step and go straight to Reddit themselves. All the mods that /u/Bardfinn is associated with on Reddit are fellow SJWs who are into the /r/mouthfeel and will never hold him accountable for anything, no matter how egregious or in blatant violation of everything Reddit purports to stand for (I got ahold of and examined some data shit myself, and I can see it's always the same SJW mods from The League of Extraordinary Trolls he's co-modding subs with). If you don't know how to report people on Reddit, go here: https://reddit.com/report

When you contact Reddit Admins to report /u/Bardfinn for cornering and intimidating users with "I know what you did last summer", you must cite the following rule as the reason you are contacting the Admins to report him:

This moderator appears to be following a user/mod around the site to intimidate them. This moderator is making personal information about the user/mod public that was obtained through the Reddit API to intimidate and humiliate the other user/mod by blatantly violating their expectation of privacy on the site. This is in violation of Section 7 of the Reddit User Agreement:

"If you have access to non-public information as a result of moderating a subreddit, you will use such information only in connection with your performance as a moderator;"
- Reddit User Agreement, Section 7 (Effective September 24, 2018)

Don't fucking misgender or go off about "TRAs targeting TERFs" and shit like that. Reddit Admins are SJWs who are into the /r/mouthfeel themselves and they certainly don't care. Make it all about their rules and how they have an obligation to protect all users from privacy violations and targeted cyberstalking meant to dissuade them from using the site.

/u/Bardfinn is well aware of the rules he's breaking because he himself listed them all here (read this for yourselves, I am sure you can find more instances of him violating these rules):


He knows he is violating the Reddit User Agreement when he's abusing his API access to cyberstalk users with what he's able to dig up about them. He does it anyway because it's all about getting a kick out of violating people's boundaries and their innocent/naive presumption of privacy.

3) Contact this guy, who is responsible for the API, and explain what is going on with /u/Bardfinn abusing his access to the API to cyberstalk users. Explain (again) that this is a blatant violation of Section 7 of the Reddit User Agreement. Demand that Reddit ban Penny from accessing the API since he has repeatedly abused his access to cyberstalk his personal enemies. This ban will not entirely stop the cyberstalking, because as an OCD data-hoarder he has already downloaded and stuffed his house with garbage bags full of user data - and you can rest assured he's not going to delete any of it as long as it's profitable useful to him in some way - but it will make it a lot harder for him to cyberstalk people in the future or new people showing up.

4) /u/Bardfinn's bullshit excuse about how "this is public information anyway" is irrelevant because if it wasn't for his API access he couldn't do any of this. There is no way he could cyberstalk that many people if he was just looking at their history in the browser, like everyone else on Reddit does who wants get an idea of whom they are talking to. Penny is able to dig up the nitty-gritty about a specific user's interaction with the site (data that he then processes to generate his SJW Stasi blacklists for his fellow SJW mods and Stasi scandal-dossiers to intimidate specific users with) because of his API access. The API enables the cyberstalking and privacy breaches, so his API access has to end.

5) /u/Bardfinn is NOT a researcher and his data-mining is not part of a research project. He is a "retired scientist/retired academic" by his own public admission. He basically went nuts and is probably unfit to work in a professional academic environment, that's why he's agoraphobic and spending all day online feverishly profiling everyone on Reddit who are all Natsees anyway. AFAICT he has no current institutional affiliation with academia at all. What he is doing on Reddit is not a form legitimate research and is certainly not the kind of research that Reddit had in mind when they allowed actual researchers to sign up to access data through the API. If he was conducting "research" in this manner at a university, he would have already been dragged before an academic ethics board for using his cyber-loot for his personal advantage (to corner and intimidate his perceived enemies). I don't give a fuck what PhDs or patents Penny claims to have (with no evidence ever provided; someone tried to look up his alleged patent and didn't find anything), the way he is behaving on Reddit right now he is nothing but a punkass hacker gaming the API to p0wn users. (FFS Goth Dad, grow the fuck up.)

6) If you don't stop him in his tracks right now he will demand and receive more and more access to users' data. He's already negging Reddit to give him more access to privacy-compromising user data. For example, in this post he was almost openly complaining about the fact that Reddit will not give him access to, get this, other moderators' private communications:

BardfinnWantsAccessToRedditModsPrivateModmail.jpg

This post reveals his ambition (or nerve, if you will) because that's the sheer fucking level of privacy violation he eventually hopes to coax out of Reddit. Surveillance is addictive and since he's doing it for kicks, he will have to up his dose just like a drug addict and demand ever more data. He will want Reddit to allow him to read not just your usage history but even your PMs to determine how much of a Natsee you are - which he has already fully convinced himself that you are anyway, so why even bother, other than to feed his personal fetish for increasingly more audacious privacy violations.

7) Always remember that you are dealing with a psychiatric patient who is re-enacting a personal privacy violation that he once suffered about a decade ago, where his private sexting with another Second Life user was leaked and projected onto a public screen on Second Life for everyone's amusement, an incident that humiliated him to no end:


@PennyOaken
I did tell a lover whom I met over the Internet. She & I explored my gender identity on a MUSH.

@PennyOaken
This is how it was reinforced that I am a sex object, that being transgender meant I was public property, to be sexually violated —

@PennyOaken
I had been spied on, /we/ had been spied on, by the head "wizzard" of the MUSH. He did not like me.

@PennyOaken
So when I logged on to the MUSH, with my female-gendered character, to go explore my gender & sexuality with my lover, in a "locked" …

@PennyOaken
… "private" room, the Wizzard turned off the ability of others to message us, & piped everything we said or emoted into The Nexus —

@PennyOaken
The public gathering room. The default login spot. The default home of everything. Everyone logged on could see it all.

@PennyOaken
There was no TOS for this MUSH. There was no Privacy Policy. There was no User Agreement.

@PennyOaken
I'm told that … after the other Wizzards had a talk with him … he apologised.

@PennyOaken
He never apologised to me. I mean, why should he, right?

One could say Penny is now re-enacting this incident over and over again, but with himself in the role of the privacy violator. He is now the one violating everyone's privacy on Reddit and humiliating everyone else by making embarassing information about them public, taking it to the next level by using their library card ("oh, you read that book? Then you must never be allowed to read this book!"*) to have them blacklisted and declared non-persons. It's all a sick re-enactment and it's the product of severe mental illness. That this man is considered a /r/TopMindsOfReddit is truly alarming.

* Imagine the moderator (with API access) of https://www.reddit.com/r/Quran/ ("A place to celebrate and learn about the Word of Allah, the Qur'an. A place to encourage each other to study and immerse ourselves in its sciences, including recitation, memorization, tafseer (learn about both the *message* of the Book as well as the *miracle*) , and tazkiyah (self-purification, ie become a better person.)".) cornering a user in his sub with "I see you used to post in /r/SalmanRushdie and a year ago you were talking to people in /r/AyaanHirsiAli this means you're an infidel and I must never let you post in or even look at /r/Quran lest you desecrate the word of Allah with your mere presence here.". Everyone would immediately see how autocratic and intimidating this is. How would this be any different from what /u/Bardfinn is doing? Just because he's doing the secular equivalent of this doesn't mean he gets a pass.
 
Here's an interesting thing.

Everyone thought that troons had a decreased risk of prostate cancer. Orchiectomy,, spironolactone, Lupron, well, they were all used as treatments for prostate cancer back in the day. Less testosterone, less PSA.

Except no patients on these methods of treatment were also on exogenous estrogen. They were decreasing androgens. The prostate has beta estrogen receptors, and oh yeah within the last few years we discovered that estrogen can contribute to prostate cancer. Which should come as no surprise.

If you're a troon reading this, please go to your PCP for regular prostate exams.

Yep. That's one of the bitter ironies of it all. And you can't ever get rid of a prostate, no matter how hard you can try--that thing is tucked in and hooked up to everything surrounding it, like a load-bearing pillar in the center of a house.

Too bad the post exposing bunnylucy or whatever was deleted.

It wasn't deleted. It's just buried like a seed, and given some time to grow.
 
Yep. That's one of the bitter ironies of it all. And you can't ever get rid of a prostate, no matter how hard you can try--that thing is tucked in and hooked up to everything surrounding it, like a load-bearing pillar in the center of a house.

It wasn't deleted. It's just buried like a seed, and given some time to grow.
It was deleted, as were several responses to it. I'm not experienced on this site enough to know why they though.

Though I'm sure this dude will deserve his own thread very soon. He's been creeping this thread a ton, so I'm sure he's sperging about it somewhere
 
I hit gold: here's /u/Bardfinn himself openly admitting that he's not a female in a response to a Reddit developer back in 2015:

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He's very prolific on Reddit and I could sit there documenting his brain-puke insanity all day long for everyone's amusement, but none of this is going to help you when he comes gunning for your favourite subs. None of this is going to prevent him from smearing and trying to take down /r/detrans with his delusional paranoia that these girls and boys are "neonatsees collabing with the far right."

I saw a TERF on a thread about Penny on /r/ItsAFetish the other day say something to the effect of "If he takes us down we'll just open a new sub.", and I thought to myself, damn, they don't even know what platform they're on. Bitches, if he takes you down, that's it, you can't bring back the sub. Trying to open a new sub under those circumstances is considered an "evasion ban" and will get you banned forever. /u/Bardfinn has specialized in tracking down mods who try to relaunch their subs after they were taken down. He then moves in and shuts them down all over again and gets the mods perpetually banned, just like on Twitter. (He openly admitted he wants to turn Reddit into a Twitter clone.) You need to stop being passive waiting for him to take you out. You need to start getting proactive about shutting him down. You should be the ones at Reddit HQs doing a fireside chat lecturing them about how to protect you from crusading censors like him.

Here's what you personally can do that might help to keep your favourite subs safe from this raging lunatic (this applies to everyone's subs BTW, TERF, gamer, conservative, conspiracy theorist, any community that /u/Bardfinn hates and wants to make disappear from Reddit):

1) You don't want your name to be "TerfyMcTerfXX" on Reddit when you contact their Admins (don't make it so damn easy for them to ignore you). Adopt a neutral alias. Join a bunch of middle-of-the-road normie subs, nothing overtly political/lesbian/feminist. Get yourself some karma and good standing by posting feelgood bullshit everyone agrees with and upvotes. Revel in that dopamine rush, you're getting really popular now and making lots of fake online friends. Animal subs are good for this, join some pet subs and post pictures of your pets while praising everyone else's to quickly rank up that karma. Join some music subs and stan your favourite artists with other stans. Be patient, "justice is patient and persistent".

2) Using your account with good standing and good karma, every time you see /u/Bardfinn cornering a user in the comments with "I know what you did last summer" (he does this all the time, mutiple times per day or per week), you can now report him to Reddit Admins for cyberstalking that user. Don't report him to the mods, the chain of command is completely broken here and you need to skip that step and go straight to Reddit themselves. All the mods that /u/Bardfinn is associated with on Reddit are fellow SJWs who are into the /r/mouthfeel and will never hold him accountable for anything, no matter how egregious or in blatant violation of everything Reddit purports to stand for (I got ahold of and examined some data shit myself, and I can see it's always the same SJW mods from The League of Extraordinary Trolls he's co-modding subs with). If you don't know how to report people on Reddit, go here: https://reddit.com/report

When you contact Reddit Admins to report /u/Bardfinn for cornering and intimidating users with "I know what you did last summer", you must cite the following rule as the reason you are contacting the Admins to report him:



Don't fucking misgender or go off about "TRAs targeting TERFs" and shit like that. Reddit Admins are SJWs who are into the /r/mouthfeel themselves and they certainly don't care. Make it all about their rules and how they have an obligation to protect all users from privacy violations and targeted cyberstalking meant to dissuade them from using the site.

/u/Bardfinn is well aware of the rules he's breaking because he himself listed them all here (read this for yourselves, I am sure you can find more instances of him violating these rules):


He knows he is violating the Reddit User Agreement when he's abusing his API access to cyberstalk users with what he's able to dig up about them. He does it anyway because it's all about getting a kick out of violating people's boundaries and their innocent/naive presumption of privacy.

3) Contact this guy, who is responsible for the API, and explain what is going on with /u/Bardfinn abusing his access to the API to cyberstalk users. Explain (again) that this is a blatant violation of Section 7 of the Reddit User Agreement. Demand that Reddit ban Penny from accessing the API since he has repeatedly abused his access to cyberstalk his personal enemies. This ban will not entirely stop the cyberstalking, because as an OCD data-hoarder he has already downloaded and stuffed his house with garbage bags full of user data - and you can rest assured he's not going to delete any of it as long as it's profitable useful to him in some way - but it will make it a lot harder for him to cyberstalk people in the future or new people showing up.

4) /u/Bardfinn's bullshit excuse about how "this is public information anyway" is irrelevant because if it wasn't for his API access he couldn't do any of this. There is no way he could cyberstalk that many people if he was just looking at their history in the browser, like everyone else on Reddit does who wants get an idea of whom they are talking to. Penny is able to dig up the nitty-gritty about a specific user's interaction with the site (data that he then processes to generate his SJW Stasi blacklists for his fellow SJW mods and Stasi scandal-dossiers to intimidate specific users with) because of his API access. The API enables the cyberstalking and privacy breaches, so his API access has to end.

5) /u/Bardfinn is NOT a researcher and his data-mining is not part of a research project. He is a "retired scientist/retired academic" by his own public admission. He basically went nuts and is probably unfit to work in a professional academic environment, that's why he's agoraphobic and spending all day online feverishly profiling everyone on Reddit who are all Natsees anyway. AFAICT he has no current institutional affiliation with academia at all. What he is doing on Reddit is not a form legitimate research and is certainly not the kind of research that Reddit had in mind when they allowed actual researchers to sign up to access data through the API. If he was conducting "research" in this manner at a university, he would have already been dragged before an academic ethics board for using his cyber-loot for his personal advantage (to corner and intimidate his perceived enemies). I don't give a fuck what PhDs or patents Penny claims to have (with no evidence ever provided; someone tried to look up his alleged patent and didn't find anything), the way he is behaving on Reddit right now he is nothing but a punkass hacker gaming the API to p0wn users. (FFS Goth Dad, grow the fuck up.)

6) If you don't stop him in his tracks right now he will demand and receive more and more access to users' data. He's already negging Reddit to give him more access to privacy-compromising user data. For example, in this post he was almost openly complaining about the fact that Reddit will not give him access to, get this, other moderators' private communications:

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This post reveals his ambition (or nerve, if you will) because that's the sheer fucking level of privacy violation he eventually hopes to coax out of Reddit. Surveillance is addictive and since he's doing it for kicks, he will have to up his dose just like a drug addict and demand ever more data. He will want Reddit to allow him to read not just your usage history but even your PMs to determine how much of a Natsee you are - which he has already fully convinced himself that you are anyway, so why even bother, other than to feed his personal fetish for increasingly more audacious privacy violations.

7) Always remember that you are dealing with a psychiatric patient who is re-enacting a personal privacy violation that he once suffered about a decade ago, where his private sexting with another Second Life user was leaked and projected onto a public screen on Second Life for everyone's amusement, an incident that humiliated him to no end:




One could say Penny is now re-enacting this incident over and over again, but with himself in the role of the privacy violator. He is now the one violating everyone's privacy on Reddit and humiliating everyone else by making embarassing information about them public, taking it to the next level by using their library card ("oh, you read that book? Then you must never be allowed to read this book!"*) to have them blacklisted and declared non-persons. It's all a sick re-enactment and it's the product of severe mental illness. That this man is considered a /r/TopMindsOfReddit is truly alarming.

* Imagine the moderator (with API access) of https://www.reddit.com/r/Quran/ ("A place to celebrate and learn about the Word of Allah, the Qur'an. A place to encourage each other to study and immerse ourselves in its sciences, including recitation, memorization, tafseer (learn about both the *message* of the Book as well as the *miracle*) , and tazkiyah (self-purification, ie become a better person.)".) cornering a user in his sub with "I see you used to post in /r/SalmanRushdie and a year ago you were talking to people in /r/AyaanHirsiAli this means you're an infidel and I must never let you post in or even look at /r/Quran lest you desecrate the word of Allah with your mere presence here.". Everyone would immediately see how autocratic and intimidating this is. How would this be any different from what /u/Bardfinn is doing? Just because he's doing the secular equivalent of this doesn't mean he gets a pass.
I wish I could simultaneously rate this post winner, informative, and autistic.
 
It was deleted, as were several responses to it. I'm not experienced on this site enough to know why they though.

Though I'm sure this dude will deserve his own thread very soon. He's been creeping this thread a ton, so I'm sure he's sperging about it somewhere
That's weird. I thought cows couldn't get info removed from KF.

I'm not sure he really deserves a thread primarily because I think he actually wants one. I think he got a little too excited over the idea of making women angry. He's probably been jerking off to the memory of it. Eventually, that will get boring and he will want more drama to fuel his fantasy. I don't want to give it to him. If he gets his own thread, I would stay far, far away from it and I'd advise any of the ladies here who engaged with him to do the same.

Plus, he's just a garden variety narc AGP. Dime a dozen really. Tedious and not nearly funny enough for full lolcow material.
 
Can someone explain to me wtf is happening to this guys lips??
Looks like he used lip liner to draw outside the natural lip line to give the appearance of bigger lips. It is trick that is recommended by make up artists. It rarely looks good when you do it well. When you don't, it can end up looking like this guy.
 
I know I'm posting a lot today but fuck, Reddit is just a goldmine for horror right now

"How can I accentuate my gigantic saggy face? Oh I know, blue lipstick "

Edit because I just went through their post history:

Oh god. Obsession with anime? Check. Admits they're 395 pounds. Despite supposedly having a fiance, talks about how mommy took him to the mall for ear piercings and a cell phone case. *Happy gay sounds*
Has bought a dildo with a "cum tube" from bad dragon and is mad at the ship times
 

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I know I'm posting a lot today but fuck, Reddit is just a goldmine for horror right now

"How can I accentuate my gigantic saggy face? Oh I know, blue lipstick "
It kind of works. At least it takes a minute to notice the Shrek face because your eyes immediately go to the garish blue lips. Honestly, it was probably a smart move since there was no hope of actually looking like a woman. If I had to describe the troon that punched a woman in the bathroom for simply telling him he was in the wrong place, I'd only be able to say -- big, ugly, really blue lips.
 
It kind of works. At least it takes a minute to notice the Shrek face because your eyes immediately go to the garish blue lips. Honestly, it was probably a smart move since there was no hope of actually looking like a woman. If I had to describe the troon that punched a woman in the bathroom for simply telling him he was in the wrong place, I'd only be able to say -- big, ugly, really blue lips.
Don't forget that while he was punching her in the face he was constantly screaming "IT'S MA'AM" with a deep, pro-wrestler voice.
 
I know I'm posting a lot today but fuck, Reddit is just a goldmine for horror right now

"How can I accentuate my gigantic saggy face? Oh I know, blue lipstick "

Edit because I just went through their post history:

Oh god. Obsession with anime? Check. Admits they're 395 pounds. Despite supposedly having a fiance, talks about how mommy took him to the mall for ear piercings and a cell phone case. *Happy gay sounds*
Has bought a dildo with a "cum tube" from bad dragon and is mad at the ship times

Sweet mother of christ. That looks like a low quality rubber mask. Are you absolutely certain it's actually his face?
 
I know I'm posting a lot today but fuck, Reddit is just a goldmine for horror right now

"How can I accentuate my gigantic saggy face? Oh I know, blue lipstick "

Edit because I just went through their post history:

Oh god. Obsession with anime? Check. Admits they're 395 pounds. Despite supposedly having a fiance, talks about how mommy took him to the mall for ear piercings and a cell phone case. *Happy gay sounds*
Has bought a dildo with a "cum tube" from bad dragon and is mad at the ship times
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