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Thigh highs and a skirt because that's what a woman is right?

But yeah, trans women face more misogyny than cis women says man perpetuating misogyny.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Following the success of its first winner, Monstrous Bubo Productions is proud to announce the latest winner of its women’s poetry prize. Nicole_Zed’s entry caught the judges’ eye with its existential dread and melancholy which is a usual part of the human condition, yet forced into a trans context - a form of literary cross-dressing they appreciated. The subtle nod to the usual skill of the SRS surgeon, and the poet’s self-identification with the surgeon, was a striking end. The poet’s restraint in only mentioning fetish items once also lifted this above the usual odes to an ex-wife’s panties.

Spoiler: the muse descends

A poem about perception and being trans​

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Ain't no bama rush to be a prop
No cute crop tops or girly pop.

No hot nights and going wild
No hegemonic bullshit on the dial

I wish I never cracked
and I wish I never wondered

All these wack expectations and models I can't become one

I don't like all these things.
all this makeup
all this shaving
all this stuff, stuff, stuff

Once I take it off, am I still the real me?
how much more me could I possibly be?
I don't see you seeing me the way I see me,

so what's the point?
I'm gruff. I'm buff.
I take out the fucking trash.
And take the lids of pickle jars.
Fuck yea.

I look like I act.

But this meatsack persona was dressed and cut by the rest of you.

I feel like a drunk butcher trying to make do

I want to stand in the rain until I become something new

Because I'm tired of all the blood

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[KweenKarlotta]

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Thigh highs and a skirt because that's what a woman is right?

But yeah, trans women face more misogyny than cis women says man perpetuating misogyny.

I think the closest phobia male trannies get would be homophobia. Men don't see trannies and hate them because they see them as women. If anything, they hate them because they're faggots.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I don't think theres ever been a human who's been a genuine hermaphrodite (as in a functioning set of both types of sex organs) so called "intersex" are always still either male or female at the end of the day, just fucked up during development.

In terms of fully functioning and both sets of organs work, no.
In terms of having ovotestis (internal combination organs containing both ovarian tissue and seminiferous vesicles) the rate is something like 0.00012% of births, according to some figures I found. (figure is from a book "Sexing the Body", by Anne Fausto-Sterling, 2000. Not read it, so making no claims as to it's reliability.) People who have ovotestis are invariably both infertile and female appearing.

Edit: Caution on Fausto-Sterling's work by Otterly, a couple posts down. Figure may be correct, or it may be lower in reality.

 

[Balldo]

Here's some new sexy honeys from Transgender Lesbians FB group.

Emilia

Faye-Marie. Yeah, it really is a journey.

Kristin. I think this guy would compete well in the "Most Physically Repulsive Tranny" thread.

 

[Otterly]

I don't think theres ever been a human who's been a genuine hermaphrodite (as in a functioning set of both types of sex organs) so called "intersex" are always still either male or female at the end of the day, just fucked up during development.

Correct. Nobody has ever been found making eggs and sperm. As @Shig O'nella says, you can have both tissues in a body, but there will always and only be ONE (or none) working.

Anne Fausto-Sterling,

Is a cheerleader of the madness as far as I know. I am not disputing her figures on ovotestis but she does vastly overestimate what’s counted as intersex: https://archive.ph/BVKXj
Relevant text:
Anne Fausto-Sterling s suggestion that the prevalence of intersex might be as high as 1.7% has attracted wide attention in both the scholarly press and the popular media. Many reviewers are not aware that this figure includes conditions which most clinicians do not recognize as intersex, such as Klinefelter syndrome, Turner syndrome, and late-onset adrenal hyperplasia. If the term intersex is to retain any meaning, the term should be restricted to those conditions in which chromosomal sex is inconsistent with phenotypic sex, or in which the phenotype is not classifiable as either male or female. Applying this more precise definition, the true prevalence of intersex is seen to be about 0.018%, almost 100 times lower than Fausto-Sterling s estimate of 1.7%.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Silly enough for him, that would greatly increase the odds of him being randomly brutalized for being visibly troony. Maybe he's taking an extreme position to make himself look more pure than other crusader types.

He is. Joe Laverley in his thread is a prideful academic who wants to be the most lauded and exclusive academic who's ever lived, upperclass creme of the creme, brilliant and stunning trans woman with genius takes, but he's just a midwit at best. So he tries to be stunning and brave by declaring the most radical ideologically pure positions then deflecting criticism with off topic petry gotchas.

 

[broken chyron]

In terms of fully functioning and both sets of organs work, no.
In terms of having ovotestis (internal combination organs containing both ovarian tissue and seminiferous vesicles) the rate is something like 0.00012% of births, according to some figures I found. (figure is from a book "Sexing the Body", by Anne Fausto-Sterling, 2000. Not read it, so making no claims as to it's reliability.) People who have ovotestis are invariably both infertile and female appearing.

From what I've seen, people with those extremely rare conditions do not at all appreciate having their struggle co-opted by the trans movement. There's often severe physical comorbities that come with DSDs, so they have actual, real problems and don't want to be considered in the same camp as pornsick cluster Bs.

Trannies trying to hitch their carts together is just another example of their boundary stomping.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Following the success of its first winner, Monstrous Bubo Productions is proud to announce the latest winner of its women’s poetry prize. Nicole_Zed’s entry caught the judges’ eye with its existential dread and melancholy which is a usual part of the human condition, yet forced into a trans context - a form of literary cross-dressing they appreciated. The subtle nod to the usual skill of the SRS surgeon, and the poet’s self-identification with the surgeon, was a striking end. The poet’s restraint in only mentioning fetish items once also lifted this above the usual odes to an ex-wife’s panties.

Spoiler: the muse descends

A poem about perception and being trans​

Share Experience

Ain't no bama rush to be a prop
No cute crop tops or girly pop.

No hot nights and going wild
No hegemonic bullshit on the dial

I wish I never cracked
and I wish I never wondered

All these wack expectations and models I can't become one

I don't like all these things.
all this makeup
all this shaving
all this stuff, stuff, stuff

Once I take it off, am I still the real me?
how much more me could I possibly be?
I don't see you seeing me the way I see me,

so what's the point?
I'm gruff. I'm buff.
I take out the fucking trash.
And take the lids of pickle jars.
Fuck yea.

I look like I act.

But this meatsack persona was dressed and cut by the rest of you.

I feel like a drunk butcher trying to make do

I want to stand in the rain until I become something new

Because I'm tired of all the blood

link

At least that poem is well crafted and poignant unlike the painful drivel cranked out by troon poet Trace Peterson. He's a bottom shelf Grace Lavery type academic hon who gets a steady stream of short term teaching gigs. Apparently he talked Hunter College into providing the first evah troon poetry course in the US. He publishes and edits a micro LGBTQWERTY literary mag with an unpronounceable name: "Eoagh".

His website's banner photo induces nausea right away: https://archive.ph/1fsha

Spoiler: Spoilered poem because it's long and awful

Everyone is a Little Trans

Everyone is a little Trans
Everyone is a little Bisexual
Everyone is a little Genderqueer
Everyone is a little Not There

Everyone is a little GNC
Everyone is a little Gender Fluid
Everyone is a little twelve inch pianist
Everyone is a little Cis

Everyone is a little circular rubbing motion
Everyone thinks they’re Billy Ocean

Everyone is a forgotten hit record
Everyone is a little good at sex
Everyone is a little bad at gender

Everyone is a little changeable
Everyone is a little rigidly stuck in their thing
Everyone is a Post Office Worker
Everyone is an abandoned carousel with empty horses going around and around and around

Everyone is a little lurker
Everyone is a little mako shark
Everyone is a little romper wearing narc
Everyone is a little tailor with a broadcloth under zir arm

Everyone is a little stitch in time
Everyone is a little grammatical error that changed the meaning of our relationship completely by accidentally
introducing a surprise microaggression
Everyone is a little discriminated against
Everyone is a little interested in sitting on the dryer while it vibrates

Everyone tells us everyone is a little gay means everyone who is cis
Everyone is a little white crisply ironed shirt
Everyone is a poet
Everyone says no more than what they meant

Everyone has disappeared from sight
Everyone is a little missing
Everyone is a little ventriloquized by this puppet
Everyone farts with zir armpit

Everyone is a little scientist building rockets
Everyone says it’s not rocket science even when it is
Everyone is an ineffective gangster
Everyone is camped out waiting on the grass for Shakespeare in the Park tickets

Everyone is a little unspecific thing
Everyone is a spork
Everyone is a precise floating ethereal ectoplasm except when it’s time to pick up a paycheck or eat or have
sex or clean the bathroom or get attacked on the street for just existing

Everyone is a little angry
Everyone is getting on my last nerve
Everyone has poor food truck boundaries
Everyone shows a complete lack of respect for lack

Everyone is a little ignorant of how much better they have it than everyone
Everyone is a method actor
Everyone is a monster

Everyone drives a tractor
Everyone provides a blank member
Everyone listens to thrash metal
Everyone guesses the lottery number correctly

Everyone wins
Everyone is a little newt
Everyone collapses into parallel dimensions when they hear a Broadway musical begin

Everyone is now a little stand offish
Everyone is better than everyone else
Everyone is enjoying being penetrated
Everyone by stunning realizations and ideas from the history of western thought

Everyone is a little tired of liberal arts and its oppressive regime
Everyone is a little academically non conforming
Everyone is a little ADD
Everyone is me

Everyone is a little hog tied
Everyone is a little burbling brook
Everyone ditched their nook
Everyone is a little more into buying things online now to save trees from certain destruction even though
global warming doesn’t officially exist

Everyone is a little smarter
Everyone is a little taller because of all the preservatives
Everyone is a little prepackaged
Everyone is wreckage

 

[Procrastinhater]

Here's some new sexy honeys from Transgender Lesbians FB group.

Emilia
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Faye-Marie. Yeah, it really is a journey.

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Kristin. I think this guy would compete well in the "Most Physically Repulsive Tranny" thread.
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Dude at the top quite clearly has Downs Syndrome and his fucking handlers/carers/keepers whatever they call his wranglers want shooting for letting him get fixated on gendershit.

The 2nd dude looks like the classic "dude that Troons out on his wife after 25 years of marriage" type, the sort of dude you see in Walmart in a spinny skirt giving stink eye looks to the women who move away nervously when they see him looking through the womens clothes racks.

As for the third guy, "Kristin," I think the fucking Ordo Xenos needs to be notified because the dude looks like a 3rd Generation Genestealer Hybrid.

 

[King Koopa]

A trans "manga" I saw reblogged on tumblr. It would probably be more appropriate for the trans-made media thread but this thread is pretty much dead

This comic apparently got taken down from Tumblr a few times, I heard troons using it as another example of Tumblr's "transphobic moderation".

Something I think is pretty interesting about this comic is that it was originally just a comic about crossdressing boys pissing. The first two parts, which take place in a bathroom, were posted in 2018, and all the feel-good "I wanna be just like my sister" stuff was posted at least four years later, in 2022-2023.

Having trouble archiving the original twitter thread, but this Tumblr repost (A) has the dates on it too.

Edit: Swapped the Tumblr links with some less scuffed ones.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Here's some new sexy honeys from Transgender Lesbians FB group.

...

Kristin. I think this guy would compete well in the "Most Physically Repulsive Tranny" thread.
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I was really, really hoping that the stitches on his head were for the world's most useless hairline lowering surgery. Eyebrow lifting surgery is still pretty funny tho

 

[AMHOLIO]

A trans "manga" I saw reblogged on tumblr. It would probably be more appropriate for the trans-made media thread but this thread is pretty much dead

I made it hoping to find more but the fucking brain damage of "enjoying" any trans made media is too much for most of us. We find it funnier when troons don't get their way and not invest time into a 40 hour Mary Sue with a dong adventure. All the stories are either tedious, self pitying parties, the most feel good crap with sjw slogans, islamic fucking content, or all of the above. Trans people have to write wish fulfillment because their Ls are too numerous. I think you could necro it but it's up to you.

Something I think is pretty interesting about this comic is that it was originally just a comic about crossdressing boys pissing. The first two parts, which take place in a bathroom, were posted in 2018, and all the feel-good "I wanna be just like my sister" stuff was posted at least four years later, in 2022-2023.

I'm betting the author trooned in that time and wanted some precious validation from mangu lesbians. Again, few people want to read a cross dressing piss fetish comic to get to a boring validation from cis lesbian story and that's why trans media is hard. Too much haram.

 

[Neil]

Seems like the annoying orange actor decided to push his own troonery a bit further by uploading a video where the small apple supposively takes growth hormones but "oops tehe" they actually took hrt

annoyingorange-22-04-2024-0001.mp4

I hate how troon humor is "tee hee you accidentally took hormones and grew big anime milkers, bet that makes you confused and slightly aroused doesn't it huh?" It's always based on being as grotesquely openly sexual as possible.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Seems like the annoying orange actor decided to push his own troonery a bit further by uploading a video where the small apple supposively takes growth hormones but "oops tehe" they actually took hrt

annoyingorange-22-04-2024-0001.mp4

The Annoying Orange is a channel made for and primarily watched by young children, by the way.

 

[Slav Power]

Genuinely don't think this creature cares about "optics"

It doesn't care about them because it doesn't have them, just look at that left eye.

 

[Dave.]

Seems like the annoying orange actor decided to push his own troonery a bit further by uploading a video where the small apple supposively takes growth hormones but "oops tehe" they actually took hrt

annoyingorange-22-04-2024-0001.mp4

I saw that on the front page and maybe I'm a retard, but I seriously thought that was a parody. Like someone made that as a joke in response to Daneboe's trooning out. Turns out I was wrong.

 

[ENDTOPII]

Seems like the annoying orange actor decided to push his own troonery a bit further by uploading a video where the small apple supposively takes growth hormones but "oops tehe" they actually took hrt

annoyingorange-22-04-2024-0001.mp4

Link for those who don't believe it (because I also thought it was a parody): https://www.instagram.com/p/C2f5St1hQfs/

> makes kid videos (at 30! yeah, I didn't know that either until I looked it up in this thread)
> a "non binary" talking marshmallow (years ago)
> trooned out

It was only a matter of time before uploading something like this, but damn that's grim, again... 45 years old. But I found something not too surprising, but worth mentioning:

Why is he giving talking fruits asses, when it's aimed for kids. (It's a rhetorical question...)

 

[Axiom.]

The Annoying Orange is a channel made for and primarily watched by young children, by the way.

Eh not nowadays, I don't see merch being as advertised and toddlers now have even lower attention spans for the shouting fruit

 

[Merry]

Kristin. I think this guy would compete well in the "Most Physically Repulsive Tranny" thread.
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