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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

marfanoid habitus, knock knees, psychological issues...I'd have to examine his eyes to be sure but I got a pretty good guess.

homocystinuria.

Hope he's getting treatment for that and not fixating on the titty skittles.

He looks kind of Fragile X-ish to me but maybe it's just those monster ears throwing me off.

 

[Puddleduck]

Not seeking a response really, but just need to "vent" aka bitch online about a trans related issue, and this is the only place online I don't use my name

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my cousin's son is 8, and is almost certainly going through precocious puberty - wobbly voice, very tall, needs deodorant all the time ... he can't be given blockers (or delayers, as they'd be used for) because they're in too short supply. That's not necessarily due to younger transers, but I'd hardly call it unlikely, and my cousin's son needs them for their actual purpose ...

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Ditto the ones who transitioned in their 20 & 30ss back in the early/mid 2000s and are now approaching middle age. They operated on the principle of "we've got a medical condition in common, simple as that. We're still individuals with our own foibles, prejudices, and points-of-view; and once this is all said and done, we all go our own ways and live our own private lives."

Now the degenerate inmates have taken over the asylum.

And older long transitioned trans women are mostly the HSTS types. They spent their youth as gay men. They did drag, and so did their friends who didn't transition, and nobody was offended by it. And they watched those friends die painful deaths from AIDS. The young straight troons don't understand that history or why the T is part of the acronym in the first place.

 

[NP 901]

He looks horrible. I wonder what condition he has.

Dingle first posted about this guy on page 193 but didn't archive. I still vote for marfan syndrome.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

I just saw my first real life troon and it was mildly bizzarre. It was in a large grocery store and I somehow managed to do my shopping in way so that I came gross him repeatedly. He didn’t pass the slightest but his clothing was too ordinary to be costume. He looked fairly young late teens or early twenties, was over two meters tall, really skinny but wide shoulders, red dress and shoulder length unwashed hair. Why is their hair care so bad? I did feel kinda sorry for because he looked so awkward. He was there whom I assume was his mom and basically just followed her around like surly teenager. It was kinda funny because one point a old man glanced at him, old mans eyes went wide, he starred at troon for few seconds, rolled his eyes before continuing shopping some vegetables.

 

[Next Task]

A nice reminder (not that one was needed) that, to troons, a man in woman's clothing is inherently transphobic no matter the context. Which always suggests to me that they can never forget, in some part of their brain, that all they are is men in dresses pretending to be something they can never, ever be.

It makes that dubious suicide statistic more realistic, at least. For when their other mental issues and delusions break just enough for that one unavoidable fact to become too big to deny anymore.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I just saw my first real life troon and it was mildly bizzarre. It was in a large grocery store and I somehow managed to do my shopping in way so that I came gross him repeatedly. He didn’t pass the slightest but his clothing was too ordinary to be costume. He looked fairly young late teens or early twenties, was over two meters tall, really skinny but wide shoulders, red dress and shoulder length unwashed hair. Why is their hair care so bad? I did feel kinda sorry for because he looked so awkward. He was there whom I assume was his mom and basically just followed her around like surly teenager. It was kinda funny because one point a old man glanced at him, old mans eyes went wide, he starred at troon for few seconds, rolled his eyes before continuing shopping some vegetables.

I think every teenage girl has a short phase where puberty introduces the need to condition your hair and learn exactly what shampoo they should be using instead of just "No More Tangles, No More Tears!" soap. There's shampoo for curly hair, thick hair, thin hair, damaged hair, dyed hair, greasy hair, dry hair... Early teen girl puberty is 50% randomly trying shampoo and looking like butt for a while because you picked the wrong stuff and you can't tell if it just needs time to work right.

Male troons never got that moment and they don't realize it exists. They're used to ten minute showers and not thinking about what their "ends" are doing. They just keep buying Head & Shoulders 2-in-1 and throw their hands in the air thinking maybe HRT will fix it.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I think every teenage girl has a short phase where puberty introduces the need to condition your hair and learn exactly what shampoo they should be using instead of just "No More Tangles, No More Tears!" soap. There's shampoo for curly hair, thick hair, thin hair, damaged hair, dyed hair, greasy hair, dry hair... Early teen girl puberty is 50% randomly trying shampoo and looking like butt for a while because you picked the wrong stuff and you can't tell if it just needs time to work right.

Male troons never got that moment and they don't realize it exists. They're used to ten minute showers and not thinking about what their "ends" are doing. They just keep buying Head & Shoulders 2-in-1 and throw their hands in the air thinking maybe HRT will fix it.

They should grow a beard first. You learn that shit pretty fast when you have chin hair down past your nips.

Might even convince them to give up the whole transitioning thing.

 

[Puddleduck]

and shoulder length unwashed hair. Why is their hair care so bad?

I think every teenage girl has a short phase where puberty introduces the need to condition your hair and learn exactly what shampoo they should be using instead of just "No More Tangles, No More Tears!" soap. There's shampoo for curly hair, thick hair, thin hair, damaged hair, dyed hair, greasy hair, dry hair... Early teen girl puberty is 50% randomly trying shampoo and looking like butt for a while because you picked the wrong stuff and you can't tell if it just needs time to work right.

Male troons never got that moment and they don't realize it exists. They're used to ten minute showers and not thinking about what their "ends" are doing. They just keep buying Head & Shoulders 2-in-1 and throw their hands in the air thinking maybe HRT will fix it.

I have it the opposite way - my hair is longish and blond (think skater/surfer), so i have to balance it looking "nice" and not manky, without looking like girl hair.

Either way, if you blank out the faces you can usually tell a man with long hair from a woman with long hair, and same again with short hair. Women with short hair have different styles to men with short hair, and men with long hair have it different to women. Too many troons seem to think simply having long hair is all they need, without the necessary care and styling that it takes to turn it from long man hair, to woman hair.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

I have it the opposite way - my hair is longish and blond (think skater/surfer), so i have to balance it looking "nice" and not manky, without looking like girl hair.

Either way, if you blank out the faces you can usually tell a man with long hair from a woman with long hair, and same again with short hair. Women with short hair have different styles to men with short hair, and men with long hair have it different to women. Too many troons seem to think simply having long hair is all they need, without the necessary care and styling that it takes to turn it from long man hair, to woman hair.

You are right about lady and gentleman hairstyles being different. Credit where credit is do, he had women’s cut that looked fairly recent too but the haircare not so much. At the top of his hair especially bangs were basically clued to his head by grease. Ends otherhad looked like he had sleeping with wet I unbrushed hair that he had tried brush at morning so very unevenly messy. His hair type seemed to be thin and straight (very usual here in Finland).

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I think every teenage girl has a short phase where puberty introduces the need to condition your hair and learn exactly what shampoo they should be using instead of just "No More Tangles, No More Tears!" soap. There's shampoo for curly hair, thick hair, thin hair, damaged hair, dyed hair, greasy hair, dry hair... Early teen girl puberty is 50% randomly trying shampoo and looking like butt for a while because you picked the wrong stuff and you can't tell if it just needs time to work right.

Male troons never got that moment and they don't realize it exists. They're used to ten minute showers and not thinking about what their "ends" are doing. They just keep buying Head & Shoulders 2-in-1 and throw their hands in the air thinking maybe HRT will fix it.

Eh, I disagree. If you're a teenage girl with straight but not stick straight white person hair, the whole market is catered toward you (at least in the US), and regular cheap shampoo is fine (like, maybe you could look better but it won't be awful). This is also the hair type of most troons. There's no excuse. It's because they were poorly groomed men who didn't wash their hair regularly either. Clearly there are men in Finland who maintain neat long hair, look at any metal band.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Wash your hair with grocery store 2 in 1 shampoo and your head will turn into dry straw ... just because you never learned to take care of yourself doesn't mean nobody else did.

Okay, yeah, 2 in 1 shampoo is terrible. I just think that the majority of them have fairly low maintenance hair types and that it wouldn't really take that much effort on their part to improve it.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

That's true but also what op of this chain said more or less

I don't think it's because they're male per se, though. I think it's because they're incapable of understanding any sort of social rule or grace in general.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

If you're a male that conditions instead of just throwing on a blob of head & shoulders and calling it a day, you should just transition already.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I have multiple brothers and used to shop for men's shampoo because of the smell and had to stop because it made my scalp into the saharah. All except for the most flaming of gay men do not give half a rat's ass about this stuff and you either have to spend 30 minutes at the pharmacy or order online to find men's shampoo that isn't 2 in 1 and/or mediated for dandruff and/or is specialized for different hair types or needs. The market for men's hair care is literally is not there.

But washing your hair at ALL would be a step up for a lot of troons. They're not even doing the bare minimum.

 

[Zeebie]

I think every teenage girl has a short phase where puberty introduces the need to condition your hair and learn exactly what shampoo they should be using instead of just "No More Tangles, No More Tears!" soap.

You don't have to have been a tween girl to know that filthy lank hair is disgusting.

 

[IcyHotStuntaz]

If you are a man, any half-assed bargain Suave or VO5 or whatever the fuck costs $.99 at Walmart is going to keep your hair/scalp in acceptable condition unless your skin completely crapped out at the genetic casino.

 

[Cryin RN]

Shampoochat is pointless. Look at the average Reddit troon's hairline. They're balding by 21. Those bitches need wigs.

 

[Immaculacy]

My lord. I lost my shit at this, man. Anime definitely plays a role in these troons. It's like a neural network set on producing these horrible abominations and letting them free into society, making the modern world a terrible place to be.

But for fucks sake... If I hadn't checked their post history i'd honestly think they were trolling.

 

[0 0]

This one is kind of pathetic but here we go.
SRS sucks, dilation sucks, nobody warned me this sucked, bonus visit to the gynecologist lol
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Spoiler: snippets and snark

what could it possibly be, I wonder?


This is what happens when the community hug boxes and silenced any negativity aside from the universal “we are all suicidal social dysfunctionals and the only fix is troonery!”


There it is.

From the comments:


I don’t know how he did it but there it fucking is, it’s not the doctor’s fault, it’s the god damn terfs!

A couple people were talking about depthless SRS which made me suddenly realize these people aren’t expecting to take it, they’re expecting to get eaten out. Ugh my fucking brain I can’t unsee this mental image nor unsmell this mental scent.

Triple bingo, baby!