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5 years of ingesting horse piss and the only difference is that he started wearing eyeliner. Oof

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The Gay Oboma Creature dijo:
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This guy is legitimately too stupid to be a college professor. All he needs to do is apply at every shitlib college in the country, explicitly mentioning that mean old Texas Republicans are oppressing him by not making students engage in fetish roleplay with him during class when he's supposed to be teaching them freshman math. He'd get a massive raise, a victim narrative to lean on, and the legal right to rape any student who doesn't call him ma'am.

Bonus: He's a grown man and is walking around outside with a 3DS.
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He's also an ex-mormon. Mormonism kept a lot of kinda weird people in the gene pool for longer than they'd otherwise have survived. The slow death of Mormon hegemony in Utah is unleashing them like a virus trapped in a glacier.

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This is the problem with half of the far left; they came out of insanely controlling, culty religions, and like an out-of-control teen, they’re rebelling, so they swing to the immediate opposite of what they were taught growing up. They don’t understand a middle ground, or that maybe some of the rules put on them came from actual, useful ancient social contracts. It’s unfortunate that there’s a whole bunch of pervs and wannabe cult leaders on the left, too.
 
Muffy Covington dijo:
This is the problem with half of the far left; they came out of insanely controlling, culty religions, and like an out-of-control teen, they’re rebelling, so they swing to the immediate opposite of what they were taught growing up.
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I think that stereotype is overstated. Around half of them are from standard liberal Jewish families, and the other half is a pretty evenly distributed swath of White Americans (aside from a preponderance of weird perverts, but I do think that whatever causes people to troon out is evenly distributed too). There are some from Christian fundamentalists, but no more than you'd expect given population demographics.

Consider that their hotbeds are Minnesota and Oregon, and neither state is particularly religious or conservative.
 
The Gay Oboma Creature dijo:
I think that stereotype is overstated. Around half of them are from standard liberal Jewish families, and the other half is a pretty evenly distributed swath of White Americans (aside from a preponderance of weird perverts, but I do think that whatever causes people to troon out is evenly distributed too). There are some from Christian fundamentalists, but no more than you'd expect given population demographics.

Consider that their hotbeds are Minnesota and Oregon, and neither state is particularly religious or conservative.
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Fair, but I'd argue that on the west coast, cultiness is in the air they breathe and has been for decades. Even the normies and people unfamiliar with the history of cults out there are affected by it.
 
Stabby_Pencil dijo:
Some are also delusional thinking they look like the filter they use. If companies ever got rid of filters this thread would get daily lols.
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Now that you mention it, some apps (iirc samsung's builtin camera app for example) embeds the original photo in the file using some custom trailer tags or something. Unfortunately I think most online platforms strip out unknown data like that and AFAIK there's no tools to easily view them, and I'm too lazy to manually check everything here.
 
Brezhnev's eyebrows dijo:
As for the pooner: wash yourself and buy cologne. Men can smell nice, clean and MASCULINE.
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Cologne? I naturally smell like vetiver, leather, chainsaw oil, and rum straight out of the shower, like any real man.

The video of the trans girl in Florida being tased and arrested because she had a mental health crisis and she demanded her pronouns to be respected has me feeling really bad, mostly because it is being used just for entertainment and to demean an entire group of people,
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Oh I hope it's not that limited. I hope it's also used to peak another wave of people worldwide.
 
Magic Pickle dijo:
OP, if you really crave the distinctive scent of men's crotches, you could always wipe yourself down with a urinal cake - I hear this is a common practice among doodz.
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For my own entertainment here are some questionable scents she can use to emulate a troon and honest dood:
  • Sécrétions Magnifique by Etat Libre d'Orange (smells like blood, sweat, sperm, and saliva)
  • Kouros by Yves Saint Laurent (sweaty, post-workout locker room, public restroom chalk)
  • Boss Number One by Boss (opening is notorious for having a barbershop bathroom piss smell)
Or just skip the shower for a couple of days, I suppose it'll do the trick.
 
Gaystapo dijo:
They think wearing makeup and using a different camera angle proves that HRT made some magical sex change. Drag queens do the same thing.
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But drag queens ...
  1. Are openly doing schtick.
  2. When the show is over the costume comes off and they go back to being regular gay. :christine:
Off topic because not posted by a troon or pooner, but still related enough to put here:

After 10 years of covering the trans madness, here's what I learned​

It's from a Christian angle, but the author doesn't hit that too hard and mostly just describes what he saw.
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Short answer is yes, but ... :cool:

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im 19 now and ive had this feeling since i was a little kid, I remember I had all the Disney princess films on VHS and while watching the bibbidi bobbidi boo scene i remember wishing that could happen to me and thats stuck with me all the way up to today, even as a kid I found it embarrassing because I grew up being told boys/men who like girly things are gay wich to most of us as kids (as in me and my friend group) didnt know what gay ment and thought it ment weird so I was always embarrassed about it and I never got to scratch that itch
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Dressing like a Disney princess is a little bit weird even for a 19 year old girl. Let alone this guy.

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Nope, totally normal. Hell a bunch of cis women still dress as princesses well into adulthood. Just got to Disneyland or a renfair. I have a coworker in her 30s that shows up at work in Belle's gown every once in a while.
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I rest my case. :christine: tee hee
 
Law dijo:
Straight men will still be attracted to a female with a beard and a frog voice, straight women won't be.
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Dude…c’mon.

Maybe if they’re desperate, or have some kind of demented fetish for fat, greasy, hairy, smelly, gravelly-voiced, biohazardous (referring to their nuclear waste snatches and the T-gel trails that they leave) crimes against nature? Okay, maybe.

Try asking all of the straight guys that you see (friends and strangers alike) if they would be attracted to Buck Angel. Do you really think that any of those guys would honestly say ‘yes’?
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“Bro, she has a vagina! That’s all you need!! Why, then, wouldn’t you smash this bepussied individual?!? What’re you…NOT STRAIGHT?!!?”

There’s more to it than just poontang, dude. Straight men want pussy, yes, but they really need the rest of their partner’s outward form to be consistent with…woman. Angel will NBAM/ABAW, but has done enough work on her appearance to look masculine to the point where straight guys would be repelled.


The Gay Oboma Creature dijo:
Consider that their hotbeds are Minnesota and Oregon, and neither state is particularly religious or conservative.
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Environmental. There must be something in the water…
 
Procopius dijo:
I'm pretty sure that Disney ban cosplaying adults from their parks. I wonder if that was originally a troon related decision.
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It's because Disney has paid actors in costume who are trained to stay in character. Any cosplayer you see at Disney is supposed to be a professional who it is safe for children to interact with as part of the immersion of the park. It's mostly for brand protection, but it does also protect parents from having to explain why "that princess over there" has shoulders like a linebacker and a visible erection so in that way it is slightly motivated by troonphobia.

Unfortunately, nothing is stopping the trannies from wearing dresses in general to the parks. There was a video posted either here or in sideshows a while back of a scary balding pervert man recording himself doing "skirt go spinny" in front of the Cinderella castle to the shock and horror of families passing by. You can't hate them enough.
 
Sean Andalou dijo:
Sexual jealousy or just totally creeped out? :cool:

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My guess is the encounter really happened, but the troon read it wrong.
But it's a troon, so total fabrication is a possibility. :christine:

Five days old, but huge number of comments including recent ones.
A sizable fraction of the comments have been removed by the moderator, :lit:
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It's obvious the girl was "transphobic" and thus completely repulsed. Just another fantasy in his head... These people have severe autism they can't read "the look" in someone's eyes.
 
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