📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

The references to Baker Act and OPD make think this probably took place here. It happened in 2025 but I can't find out what happened to him.

Are all you fuckers allergic to search engines? Or reading a few pages back?

Anyway this particular tranny has plead not guilty and is now going through trial for his charges. Nothing that's easily searchable has said if he's been jailed since the arrest until trial or bailed out.
 
Do they exist? Well? :christine:

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I don't know if this is just me but I feel like there's a underwhelming amount of straight trans folk like I feel like almost all the trans people I meet are either pan or bi and that's not bad or anything I was just wondering if anyone else felt the same.
A question of the definition of "straight" I guess. YMMV because "straight" is slang after all.
Technically heterosexual according to genetics? Heterosexual by claimed gender?

Interesting observation excerpted from top comment. :lit:
... Plenty of transgender women are straight though, the lesbians just tend to be overrepresented in online communities.
 
Though his company's allegedly almost 100% supportive of his troonacy, a MTF still can't manage to win over that last 5% - specifically a female coworker who calls a spade a spade and points out that the lipstick on this pig ain't his shade. Notably, one of OP's major conflicts with her is over women's restrooms as she challenges him on why he wants to be a "man using the girl's potty"... only to later on clarify that the coworker herself is responsible for cleaning bathrooms and other parts of the workplace. OP does manage to get HR to reprimand her, but that simply makes his coworker resort to grey rocking him, which makes him cry harder because he didn't get her to grovel properly as intended. Given that it appears OP supposedly had a male coworker threaten him shortly after, I wonder: is his workplace really accepting, or is everyone waiting for the Teflon Tard protected by the shield of HR to find a new job once he realizes none of them actually like him?
I think this Dudes problem is that hes a Ukrainian American, Autistic as Fuck, likes Trains and Elevators, and is incredibly proud of becoming an Eagle Scout.
He is pre-Everything, and looks like this:
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His name is Alexander P Bozek. (and wants to call himself the imaginative tranny name of Alexandra)

He comes from Pennsylvania and currently lives in New York.

Check out his Facebook here:
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4 months of my life I've poured into loving this man. It all came undone in a cold, 10 minute text exchange. He couldn't even end things in a respectable way. Instead he tried acting morally superior for accepting himself as a gay man while I wouldn't. When we first met, he felt it important to insist he was straight. Now he's claiming I'm the reason he's realized he's gay and called me delusional and the r slur for calling myself a woman. I don't know if I need support or to just vent. This only just happened and I'm still processing it. It was so sudden too. This is the third person I've dated who became transphobic because of me and I'm not even sure what I did to cause it.
Man, to have multiple gay men develop standards because of you is a special kind of sad. Usually the closeted ones think trannies are a good way to justify faggotry and will hang onto that for years. The more masculine men will ride that wave even harder, but you manage to knock sense into them faster than their families. I wonder if these same "straight" trannies pull the same shit they do on women. I wouldn't be surprised if the sexpest, skirt swishy shit finally made this man realize why he prefers to fuck his own kind.

So now that Josh has fully given up on this site, can we call this current DDOS wave the biggest tranny W in history?

I knew the rapists would unfortunately win one day but I never expected it to happen this quickly and suddenly.
Give the fat retard time for an involuntary psych hold to get back on his meds. He lives full-time with his mom for a reason, and it isn't cause he's not making enough money. Without the Farms, he'll just be another incel waiting for the tranny pipeline to catch up to him. And fortunately, the fat bastard is such an emotional pendulum, he's going to double back immediately on his running away shit
 
Wouldn't it be nice if that's where it did end? Behind closed doors?

Helen Joyce has spoken about how historically, there have always been a small fraction of men who get sexually aroused by dressing as women and jerking off. So in the 1970s and earlier, Joe Lunchbox would put on his wife's panties and do it, and his wife either did not notice or pretended not to, and Joe Lunchbox more or less kept it in check.

But now Joe Lunchbox does not keep it in check, and why would he? Society has bent over backwards to accommodate his sexual fetish, lets him carry it out in public, and made it a crime to speak against him. He is so accommodated he is hurt and surprised and angry when his wife and children don't want to accommodate him as Jolene Lunchbox.
Crossdressing is one of those things that I've always wanted to know the true statistics of men who are into it.
 
So interesting how it only keys into action by requiring someone else to be there.
These people cease to exist when not performing for another.
We've seen that it's all about presentation but to have such a comparatively visceral, self directed bodily reaction to, specifically, your scene-partners imagined conception of you is...
Severe NPD, man.

I wonder how many of the people to get marooned etc on desert isalnds and the like, have been narcissists, and how they faired.
In the age of sail, statistically there'll have been a few.
More than usual, in fact. Apparently when people were real, problem causing cunts, shits would just leave them in the middle of nowhere if the crime wasn't execution worthy but went beyond "we can bare to spend any more time on this boat with you even if that only includes wasting rations on you shackled below deck"

So yea I wonder what happens when a narc is trully alone.
Narc injury always involves other parties. It would be fascinating to see what happens when all that rage and emptiness finally has nowhere else to be directed other than inwards.
Suicide, right? That 41% stat exists for a reason. Or psychosis. Or maybe catatonia (including substance-induced), where they spend the rest of their days in a stupor imagining their preferred reality while completely ceasing to interact with the real world.

Or maybe some chaotic combination of all three, where they shift between self-mutilation and suicide attempts, random psychotic episodes, and staring blankly at a wall while imagining fantasy land.

Like BPD on steroids, maybe.

Idk, abnormal psychology fascinates me (this thread is a goldmine in that respect), and the question of "what happens when someone with NPD runs out of excuses, sympathy, second chances, pretenses, scapegoats, cover stories, and hidey holes, and actually has to confront the humiliating wreckage of their life and the disgust of everyone around them" has always intrigued me.
 
I think this Dudes problem is that hes a Ukrainian American, Autistic as Fuck, likes Trains and Elevators, and is incredibly proud of becoming an Eagle Scout.
He is pre-Everything, and looks like this:
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His name is Alexander P Bozek. (and wants to call himself the imaginative tranny name of Alexandra)

He comes from Pennsylvania and currently lives in New York.

Check out his Facebook here:
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Oh shit, when did Yaniv learn how to reproduce asexually?
 
I'll do a little poosterooski in here too:


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"I'll calm down!" as she doesn't calm down even slightly. Followed by deeply masculine screaming "leave me alone!", like real men do.

They aren't really.

Agreed. Frog face, emotional problems and all, unmistakably female despite ruining their bodies with drugs and surgeries.

... Plenty of transgender women are straight though, the lesbians just tend to be overrepresented in online communities.

Straight and lesbian are terms that mean nothing here.
 
Coin/Stamp collecting
Very true. Pooners should take note. The most manly of all men collect stamps. I would know. When my girlfriend learned of my limited edition Barbara Bush stamp, well I hate to get too graphic here and excuse my language but, whoopie was made.
Do they exist? Well? :christine:
It's so funny. The AGP transbians dominate so much. I love the reply too someone said it's just that the "lesbians" over represent online communities for them. Yeah I'm not surprised. I've seen story after story of "straight troons" who get creeped out because transbians constantly hit on them or tell them that they shouldn't go for men. I remember on 4chan years ago laughing my ass off at transbians trying to convince the trannies who date men that it's not real, and that no tranny is actually straight.
A sentence I could agree on but he didn't meant it that way :story:
 
Transpassed: While on the hunt for a new home, a tranny's interest in a property on sale is met with immediate hostility when he corrects the homeowner's misgendering of him; likely sensing an impending It's Ma'amening on the horizon, the homeowner calls the cops and has OP trespassed which OP insists is discrimination. He's definitely leaving something out of the story here (he had the po-po called on him within 10 minutes of arrival?), but now that he's been turned away, OP has sinister intentions on his mind and asks Redditors "What can I do to teach them a lesson?" as to him, it's no longer about finding a house, it's about getting even.
🤣🤣
I do like this reply to his sob story:
"Weed smoking trans muslim, victim of racism and misgenderism, poor student pretending to want to buy a house. Cool story sir."
If that law indeed passes New Zealand will be TERF island Mk II.
Considering there are only about 10,000 to 11,000 binary trans people in NZ, (about 0.2%) the bill will pass.

The only arguments against it from Trannys and their supporters are all about being outed by their birth certificates.

This is retarded for two reasons,
First: and most obvious, is that they're outed as soon as anyone looks at them.
Second: NZers don't use their birth certificates for ID.
To do pretty much anything except obtain a passport, you just use your Driver's License.
Which doesn't have a sex marker.

So if they were one of the teeny tiny minority who passes, and have moved far enough away that nobody knows you, then your drivers license will have your new name and their new picture on it so no outing there.

You know where Trannys get outed? Right now, without any law changes needed?
Their fucken Birth Certificate!!
Because it lists any name changes since birth, and it'll be a dead giveaway when Ms. Lilith Spankypants was actually born Darren Joseph Smith.
I had to google this and this came up:


He is everywhere. :sonichu:
IIRC Hedgehog proteins were named for the fact that fruitfly larvae without this protein grew pickles all over them, kinda like a hedgehog.
Then when they discovered this protein in mammals as well, the different ones were given the names of different hedgehog species.
The second one was discovered/named by an autist scientist and instead of a type of hedgehog, he called his one Sonic. (Hence why I'm so certain he was an autist)
This quirky name was all well and good until they realized that this protein, or lack of it, caused incredibly fucked up things to happen to human babies. It is called holoprosencephaly.
Cyclops babies.
There are examples of children who have 'lived' with this disorder in the 'Tard Baby General' Thread.

DO  NOT search for them if you are Pregnant!

Or if you get squeamish.
But especially if you or your loved one is pregnant.
I'm saying it twice because you will regret it.
 
Now I know what you're thinking - must be a troll. I thought so too, but it seems like he's not
Women need to stop being lazy and take care of their appearances. Men are hammering his dms apologising for pleasuring themselves to his pics because he's so pretty
Dear biological women
Please stop being lazy. Why do I get so many men everyday messaging me about wanting to apologize for pleasuring themselves to my photos but wanted to tell me im pretty? The problem is that they can tell I appreciate femininity more than most biological women they know
Men please continue to message me all you want about anything. It's ok this gal gets it. 1 don't blame you.
Being pretty is easy for me these days. Im glad it gets people excited.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Those were my good seeing eyes!
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Very true. Pooners should take note. The most manly of all men collect stamps. I would know. When my girlfriend learned of my limited edition Barbara Bush stamp, well I hate to get too graphic here and excuse my language but, whoopie was made.
Bitches love a good philatelist. It drops them panties, man.
 
@TyrasGuard
My wallet has money dysphoria right now.
I like that idea!

I'm suffering badly from wealth dysphoria. *sigh*
I'm a wealthy person stuck in the life of a poor person.(:_(
Once I get my official 'Transwealthy' diagnosis from my psychiatrist, I'll be applying to my Health Insurance so they can alleviate it by depositing $100,000,000 into my bank account. :cool:
and hurry up about it because I'm going to kill myself if you don't
Hey, it worked for Trannys.

:deagle::(:deagleleft:

As for the Thick-as-pig-shit Package Pooner, if she is telling the truth, she doesn't even need to go near her neighbors.
She simply calls the company, (while recording in case they try to deny it all later), tells them her package is marked delivered but she hasn't received anything and she wants to double check that it went to the correct address etc. They check, lo and behold it went somewhere else! But she said she checked the box for Mailing address the same as Billing, so it's their fault. They are responsible for sending her a replacement.
If she's telling the truth...
 
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This trannies page is just L after L.
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Nobody wanrs to join his production of the Vagina Monologues, means he's a disgusring male and nobody thinks he's a woman (rare self awareness)
Drove 2 hours to Ottawa to see a man, but he wasn't there
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The man is married, but troon is desperate
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Deformed in the womb
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He'd gladly be called whore, bitch, slut, cunt, skank over Sir. It's not a fetish though
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Hahahahahaha, those "eyebrows" he's drawn on look like antennas.
He looks like Uncle Leo in the Seinfeld episode “The Package.”
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@Magic Pickle *snip*
maybe i am the only trans man ever who actually wants the male privilege and wants to be on top of the social hierarchy. fuck it. why cannot i want it? i want to be feared as much as a cis man. i want to be seen as capable of harm and danger, not a wombyn cute small harmless chick with short hair. i want to be the one they talk about when they say all men are shit. i want to be seen as cis. everyone says they miss women not being scared of them and connecting with them. well, i want them to be scared, why can i not say that? is that not part of being a male? is that not what you are saying?
Every time I see a steaming pooner typing like this, I imagine someone holding something that she wants above her head (like a donkey’s carrot stick), and she struggles to even come close to reaching it.
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(Ironic how Dr. Bender kind of looks like a pooner lmao.)
 
Not understanding what Grindr is. :lit:

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I lost everyone, my parents and my ex. I’m starting fresh. Trying to find just friends and like 99% of the men who dm me are lazy & horny and pull stuff like “oh I guess you don’t wanna talk to me” after sending 30 messages.
To them, if I talk, they automatically assume I wanna sleep with them.
Like can we not have an actual conversation?!
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Do they exist? Well? :christine:

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A question of the definition of "straight" I guess. YMMV because "straight" is slang after all.
Technically heterosexual according to genetics? Heterosexual by claimed gender?

Interesting observation excerpted from top comment. :lit:
Doing my public service of occasionally upvoting troon comments so long as that upvote takes it to 41(%)
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It's honest work.
 
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