📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Lord Of Shit]

muffing

You'd think that any Kiwi regularly haunting threads of this nature would have long ago developed a protective cynicism, but nooooooooooo... A Googling reveals that there even exists a Vice article on this godbearforsaken practice, FFS.

WHEN DOES THE NUMBNESS COME? MY ASCENT TO BUDDHAHOOD HAS JUST BEEN RETARDED BY SEVERAL METEMPSYCHOSES.

 

[mnt_ms]

"Apparently when AMAB people tuck, they kind push the balls into the tunnels..."

The Balls in the Tunnel.

This has some serious potential, but I can't quite wrap my head around it yet. Too deep a concept to grasp for my meager cis brain.

 

[Two Frogs]

The Balls in the Tunnel.

This has some serious potential, but I can't quite wrap my head around it yet. Too deep a concept to grasp for my meager cis brain.

They're not even the Balls on the Dick any more

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

The Balls in the Tunnel.

This has some serious potential, but I can't quite wrap my head around it yet. Too deep a concept to grasp for my meager cis brain.

Pretend they got sex ed from fanfiction by people who didn't pay attention in sex ed.

But seriously what tunnels?

 

[Two Frogs]

Pretend they got sex ed from fanfiction by people who didn't pay attention in sex ed.

But seriously what tunnels?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inguinal_canal

Best known for where the balls "drop" from when you become a man, and also, a place you can get a hernia at.

 

[mnt_ms]

They're not even the Balls on the Dick any more

Mmm, yup. The Bimmy's version is direct and straightforward, but this... It's so mysterious. Chtonic, even. I can't help but feel some primordial kind of shit about this one.

I mean, I get what kind of tunnels they are talking about, but there's something deeper going on here. They'll bring back some antediluvian evil with their retarded wizardry, that's for sure.

 

[Adrian Dittmann]

Their outfit posting sub is gold:


https://archive.ph/CfOpA#selection-1207.0-1244.0

"Boymoder"'s tattoo:


https://archive.ph/ScsEl
Edit: he posted it with his face here: https://archive.ph/ZUw75

 

[Lord Of Shit]

The Balls in the Tunnel.

This has some serious potential, but I can't quite wrap my head around it yet. Too deep a concept to grasp for my meager cis brain.

Balls in the Tunnel

Indiana Jones fleeing for his life ahead of two immense, rolling testicles threatening to crush him. He successfully evades the testicles, bursts out of the tunnel onto a open plain where he is instantly taken captive by a tribe of tiny, pink, clearly-deranged, and indigenous pooners, whom menace him with not blow-dart tubes, but testosterone-loaded syringes.

Someone good with AI, please plug that shit in there.

 

[mnt_ms]

Balls in the Tunnel

Indiana Jones fleeing for his life ahead of two immense, rolling testicles threatening to crush him. He successfully evades the testicles, bursts out of the tunnel onto a open plain where he is instantly taken captive by a tribe of tiny, pink, clearly-deranged, and indigenous pooners, whom menace him with not blow-dart tubes, but testosterone-loaded syringes.

Someone good with AI, please plug that shit in there.

There is a cliche in various media that, amidst the incoherent ramblings of a mad or dim-witted man, a profound truth occasionally slips through. The poons'n'troons are as dumb as they are crazy, so it's only a matter of time, before they channel Satan's will upon us with their tiny, twisted little minds.
What's even worse is that The Catholic Church has embraced the faggotry, so things are rather grim. Only The Orthodox are holding up.

I'd watch that movie.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The Balls in the Tunnel.

Tunnel Snakes
Tunnel Jews
Tunnel Balls

 

[mnt_ms]

Tunnel Snakes
Tunnel Jews
Tunnel Balls

Great Balls of Pooner

 

[Positron]

she believes herself to actually have a dick even though it's quite diminutive in size: "It's just very small," she insists,

I do have a yacht, a private jet, and a castle. They are just very small and sitting on my shelf.

OP threatens to complain to management about their cruel and oafish transphobia... only for management to clarify that, indeed, OP has to leak with the lads

Another genocide accomplished! Sempre Fi Six Flags Over Georgia!

 

[Kittehclaws]

I thoroughly regret clicking that Wikipedia link and then clicking on muffing and learning about tranny ball sack fucking.

Out of kindness I won’t actively link it here. You all deserve better than that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Boymoder"'s tattoo:


https://archive.ph/ScsEl
Edit: he posted it with his face here: https://archive.ph/ZUw75

Wearing a version of the Chris-Chan shirt while showing off your MS Windows wallpaper tattoo: there are not much clearer warning signs.

That's such bad placement for a rectangular tattoo. Absolute best case scenario, at the beach he still looks like a Teletubby.

 

[Positron]

Wearing a version of the Chris-Chan shirt while showing off your MS Windows wallpaper tattoo: there are not much clearer warning signs.

Truly "a window to Hell".

 

[Gondolindrim]

I thoroughly regret clicking that Wikipedia link and then clicking on muffing and learning about tranny ball sack fucking.

Out of kindness I won’t actively link it here. You all deserve better than that.

I'm sure the 4 people who do that live in immense pain anyway

 

[stupid frog]

Tunnel Snakes

Taken.

 

[Jewish Fantasy Race]

I'm a normal women on the brink on introducing new life and this thread makes me think that faggots should probably kill themselves, for the betterment of everyone? Idk, kill yourself, I'm sick of paying taxes to keep you alive.