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[Sog Dog]

"I cried to my gf for an hour but still feel SO upset"

Very male behavior there, Lil Dood. Not to say that men can't or don't cry, I've lost three dogs to old age or cancer over the years and I cry like a baby every time. But crying over a physical possession worth two hundred measley bucks is definitely a woman moment.

 

[Sean Andalou]

And apparently she's planning on going back to harass and record the couple who pitched her gross packer-dildo?

I'm thinking maybe the pooner potentially has a real case, but is too scatter brained to pursue it effectively.
Step one. Going to Reddit for advice is a bad choice.
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Some of the comments are comedy gold.

Here's a bit from one sub-thread.

It’s not just “a crime”. It’s a Federal crime. It’s a felony. The Postal Police definitely don’t take that lightly. Put your phone on microphone and go back to these horrible people and have them once again tell you why they destroyed your package, and inform the postal police. That recording is all the evidence they need to charge them. It’s a huge fine and could lead to prison. I know you’re afraid to go back over there and face their wrath, but you could take your gf with you for moral support. And I hope the company hooks you up. You got this..

Before recording your neighbor, check if your state laws (assuming you are in the US). In my experience, most blue states require two-party consent, which makes recording the neighbor illegal. Red and purple states often only require one party to consent to a recording.​

Recording is broadly allowed in public spaces, so if you went to their front door and recorded an interaction without their consent that is very likely legal. If you entered their home and recorded without their consent, that is different.​

Some random comments further down.

Unfortunately, the postal police don’t actually give a fuck about anything. ...

Mail fraud!!!!!!!!! Don't bother with discrimination stuff.... It's a federal crime now

I’d sue your neighbor for destruction of property. For at minimum $1,000 + legal fees ($200 to replace and $800 for the turmoil it put you through). A judge may laugh or chuckle, but they damaged your property knowingly

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I am actually triggered how retarded the last one is. Why would you try to press the button with your knee and not your elbow like a normal person? That is, if your hands are really that full and for some reason you cannot get them up high enough. Is he lacking joints in his arms? Is it some "my arms got so weak on estrogen and the grocery bags so heavy I cannot lift them" joke? I seriously doubt women would press buttons with their boobs because it's extremely awkward.

I would use my shoulder before my boobs. Doing that to press buttons sounds like something from a hentai comedy

Hmm… wonder what porn he was into pre-troon out…

I'm thinking maybe the pooner potentially has a real case, but is too scatter brained to pursue it effectively.

“Sue at least $1000 for pain suffering!”



Something that expensive usually includes some sort of loss insurance via the shipment company. She’d still have to explain that she lost a $200 packer and likely wouldn’t get her money back over documentation red tape, but that’s the most realistic (and sane) course of action. Aside, y’know, growing up and taking the expensive lesson. Although I’m sure a small claims judge would get some amusement from the case before dismissing it as frivolous.

 

[Sog Dog]

I'm thinking maybe the pooner potentially has a real case, but is too scatter brained to pursue it effectively.

Lol the Feds don't even get out of bed for less than a major drug conspiracy or dealing CSAM. A lot of things are technically federal crimes, but that doesn't mean the feds actually have any interest in enforcing them. And the local PD will 100% tell her it's a "civil issue." I guess she could take them to small claims court and get awarded $200, which might cover the filing fees.

 

[saturated trans fats]

I am actually triggered how retarded the last one is. Why would you try to press the button with your knee and not your elbow like a normal person? That is, if your hands are really that full and for some reason you cannot get them up high enough. Is he lacking joints in his arms? Is it some "my arms got so weak on estrogen and the grocery bags so heavy I cannot lift them" joke? I seriously doubt women would press buttons with their boobs because it's extremely awkward.

Hitting elevator buttons with your knee doesn't seem that crazy, I do it quite often if when I'm feeling lazy.

 

[Pepo]

What a shitty day for the neighbors. They get a package addressed to them they aren't expecting, open it, and see a dildo. Then a pooner knocks on the door demanding her sex toy. Of fucking course they threw it out. No reasonable person should be expected to hold onto a sex toy that had their address on it.

I imagine that even if she does go back to her neighbors, impotently seething with pooner roid rage, and gets a recording where they admit they threw it out, the police won't give two shits. They'll tell her to not be a retard next time and put her own address in the shipping instructions.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

What proof does the pooner have that she didn't send her poor neighbors a dildo to gross them out on purpose? The package has their address on it, and a fake name! I'd assume it was harassment/a prank if I were a cop dealing with this. It's just so reddit.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

And apparently she's planning on going back to harass and record the couple who pitched her gross packer-dildo? Meanwhile she's hoping for a free $200 replacement from the pooner owned and operated company she bought it from, because sad, transphobic story?!

I went to my neighbor who should have received the package. And for some reason even though it was addressed to me… he still opened it

Absolute proof that pooners are women btw for not understanding why this happens. After maybe three years of marriage, a husband will grow accustomed to the arrival of random ass Amazon packages filled with the cheap, dumb bullshit their wives impulse buy and forget about. How many planner stickers and gel pens does a woman need? I still don't fucking know but I see a box, I bring it in. Simple as.

 

[FinnSven]

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Classic tranny logic. From every angle. She even got Transthetics' name wrong.

I like the manly crying too.

Pooners are just pitiful.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I seriously doubt women would press buttons with their boobs because it's extremely awkward.

Unless you're wearing one of those 1950s-style torpedo-tits bras. That'd definitely work. You could put out an eye with those things.

 

[Hanging Tree]

Some of the comments are comedy gold.

Does taking cross sex hormones make you a vindictive idiot? All these pooners whining about Federal crime this, prison that. The shipping address had the incorrect house number on it. How the hell are you going to prove that it wasn't anything other than an accident in a court of law? Being spiteful enough to want to send someone to federal prison over a $200 sex toy is just incredible.

Plus "mail" usually means an item sent through USPS, it's not even a federal crime for tampering with any packages sent through private delivery such as UPS, FedEx, etc. So unless it was delivered by a USPS mail carrier, you're dead in the water. If the dildo was sent through USPS you might have a case, but again, it had the wrong address.

Cry more pooner, it's very manly of you.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I guess she could take them to small claims court ...

This is the sort of thing I had in mind.
Getting the FBI in on it, no.

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Is it an agenda? Well?


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Spoiler: Whole unpunctuated rant.

For as long as I can remember one of the things I’ve struggled with were perceptions of myself based on my gender identity among other issues, after years of contemplation I decided to start taking estrogen and going on hrt. I’ve tried my best to be more active in more LGBTQ+ communities which is still a process, however I have also had to juggle hiding it from family as right now they’re my main sources of support rn until hopefully something else turns up. My family for the most part is often very tied to certain cultural values so imagine that will not be pleasant to deal with. One family member who is less extreme than the others allowed me to live with her, now she suspects that I am someone who “considers” themself transgender, when I speak of going out on my own or trying to be more social she speaks of an “agenda” and that I should go to places for general social activities over that which I already do . I’m just in general fear of what will happen when the general truth may come out to the rest of my family and how to deal with it. I just know that I don’t have an agenda other than trying to live my own life with out others controlling who I am and how I express myself.

Key quotes:

For as long as I can remember one of the things I’ve struggled with were perceptions of myself based on my gender identity among other issues, after years of contemplation I decided to start taking estrogen and going on hrt. I’ve tried my best to be more active in more LGBTQ+ communities which is still a process, however
I have also had to juggle hiding it from family as right now they’re my main sources of support ...

... One family member who is less extreme than the others allowed me to live with her, now she suspects that I am someone who “considers” themself transgender, when I speak of going out on my own or trying to be more social she speaks of an “agenda” ...

At end:

... I just know that I don’t have an agenda other than trying to live my own life with out others controlling who I am and how I express myself.

In a way he's right.
It's a delusion, not an "agenda".
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[Lord Of Shit]

For bonus retard points her legal name wasn't even on the package.

Nor was the name of the person who opened it.

Although the pooner is going way above and beyond anything remotely-resembling a rational and proportionate response, the next-door couple who opened and then trashed mail not even addressed to them messed up ー doing so was a dick move (hah!), and it also was not a smart one.

It was right here on The Farms that I learned that the enforcement wing of the USPS does not fuck around, they seemingly have nothing better to do than push your shit in, and the penalties for screwing with the mail are draconian.

'Lil Poonster here has an actual heckin' case, I hate to say.

Of course, everything I just typed is only valid if the pooner is telling the truth about what happened, and such people are well-known for good reason to be, ah, "unreliable narrators".

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Does taking cross sex hormones make you a vindictive idiot? All these pooners whining

Pooners are women who are so narcissistic they think they're entitled to be men by declaration. Add roid rage to that and you get Rob Hopkins, the heckin' dood who had a temper tantrum in court.

 

[Xev]

You aren't a real man until you throw a hissy fit over your godly neighbors throwing your strap-on into the trash. Kiwis just don't understand manhood if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[Sog Dog]

Add roid rage to that and you get Rob Hopkins, the heckin' dood who had a temper tantrum in court.

That's still one of my favorite videos lmao. Opposing counsel politely but firmly telling her "you should leave this county, these people are my friends and you're being ugly" was absolutely beautiful. I want to buy that man a nice bottle of whiskey.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I don't know how universal this is, if at all, but every pooner I have had to interact with would gaze unblinking into my eyes like they were Kubrick villains when I would speak with them.

Is this something manly virile men ought to be doing?

Troons on the other hand seem more likely to avoid even accidental eye contact. Might be a tism related thing.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

Troons on the other hand seem more likely to avoid even accidental eye contact. Might be a tism related thing.

I think it's a self-worth thing, eyes being the "window to the soul" and all is truer than you know. A contented, happy person will never have an issue making casual eye contact with someone else. When your every waking moment is spent beating your meat to the most obscene pornography possible and your social circle is filled with fellow degenerates, that becomes your routine, your habit, your existence, you. They do not want to be truly seen or truly known because the truth is horrifying and on some unconscious level they know this.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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SHOCKINGLY reddit is being brutally honest. The positive feedback comments are getting downvoted to oblivion.

Well he's got the pose down at least

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Of course, everything I just typed is only valid if the pooner is telling the truth about what happened, and such people are well-known for good reason to be, ah, "unreliable narrators".

The addition that they're Christian and incinerated the package makes me cock a brow. There are nutty fundies, and snoopy neighbors, but I'd better assume that they'd simply take out the trash in disgust and try to forget it than burn it in a furnace and pray to the Lord to repent. Trannies seem to have a lot of these stories where the neighbors stole or opened their packages of troon paraphernalia as well.

Don't trust that it actually happened, or at least not in the way she claims. Thinking of the what ifs and seeing the pooner idea of retribution is funny all the same.

I don't know how universal this is, if at all, but every pooner I have had to interact with would gaze unblinking into my eyes like they were Kubrick villains when I would speak with them.

Is this something manly virile men ought to be doing?

Troons on the other hand seem more likely to avoid even accidental eye contact. Might be a tism related thing.

I think it's a self-worth thing, eyes being the "window to the soul" and all is truer than you know. A contented, happy person will never have an issue making casual eye contact with someone else. When your every waking moment is spent beating your meat to the most obscene pornography possible and your social circle is filled with fellow degenerates, that becomes your routine, your habit, your existence, you. They do not want to be truly seen or truly known because the truth is horrifying and on some unconscious level they know this.

As a woman, my experience with troons (mostly in a retail setting) is that if you piss them off, they'll start leaning into you to show dominance. Even if it's something like not putting their coupon into the system fast enough to their liking. I've had similar experiences with tall men for similar bullshit, so it just confirms to me that troons are bully men wearing a dress as privilege armor.

Pooners, meanwhile, are either busier with their phones or barely look at me. Could be autism, could be aloofness, could be being a Karen despite the pube beard.