📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Julie Newmar]

Two of the items leaped out at me,

"I want to run from cops."
A stereotypical male activity???

"I want an erection."
Nope. Not even with your tits cut off + a rot dog.

Honestly, the being sad about no erection one made more sense than most of it, given her mental illness. But I’m a woman and was checking off items left and right that I did as a teenager. Like bitch you can just skateboard what the fuck

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"I want an erection."

Well, all she needs is a boyfriend.

 

[graywolf88]

"I want to run from cops."
A stereotypical male activity???

I mean she never said she wasn't a nig.

 

[Blerg]

I want my dad

Whooooole lot of mentioning dad in here. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

 

[Jacques1194]

These pooner's are getting more interesting every day.

Well good news sweetheart! You can do a large majority of those things as a girl! Although, she claims to want to experience it in a "male way". Whatever that means. Also, I don't know how old OP is but "I want my mom to still treat me like a little boy even when im grown up" sounds very immature. Why would any guy want their mom to still treat them like a kid still?

 

[graywolf88]

"I want my mom to still treat me like a little boy even when im grown up" sounds very immature. Why would any guy want their mom to still treat them like a kid still?

You can't expect trannies and pooners to have healthy relationships with their parents can you? Most boys grow out of that need during adolescence, which of course this pooner never truly experienced so she's trying to make up for a childhood she never had. The same way Michael Jackson did by grooming and fucking young boys.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

These pooner's are getting more interesting every day.

It always pisses me off when troons and poons who come from stable two parent homes and have good childhoods whine about how waaaaaahhhh my mom never bought me dresses or waaaahhh my dad never taught me how to shoot a gun.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

I want to put on eyeliner and still feel like a boy.

A classic male feeling we can all relate to

 

[Sniper King]

Many of these things you can do as a woman but I guess they see it as inauthentic or something. And seems like she just wants to be able to get away with being a douchebag.

Also surprised at how many of them are lesbians now.

Spoiler: More losers

Effective_Rhubarb564They/Them 6 points 17 hours ago
What also blows is doing all the shit u wanna do anyways but because u don’t pass people just see u as a masculine lesbian. I got to do all the masculine dude shit I wanted because I felt entitled to it, but it pisses me off because people acted like it was easy and that it’s the same as being a cishet dude when it just fucking wasn’t. There is social differences between being a masc woman and a man and idk why the moment it comes to tmascs people turn off their brains and act like it’s impossible to comprehend.
Shit sucks.
Absolutely tragic we have to go to through a second puberty brother I hope peace of mind for u and let urself grieve as long as u need.

[–]thomas-2x 3 points 12 hours ago
I love myself, and I love my body. But lately I just really wish I could make love to my girlfriend without a prosthetic.

Due-Attention-7693 2 points 19 hours ago
I wish I could’ve been part of the mixed gender popular group in school.
(I’ve barely had friends my entire life and due to gender envy had issues being around guys who never prioritized me as a girl they deemed unattractive and boring)
I wish I could’ve gotten invited to hs parties and hooked up with girls and had a lot of dating experience.
I wish I had a romance with a girl who I meet at a roller skating or ice skating rink.
I wish I could’ve skated as a boy and played hockey as a kid.
I wish I had a vlog or prank YouTube channel with my friends.
I wish I could’ve played on boys sports teams and had a shot at going to the nba.
(If I was cis I would’ve been hella tall)
The experience of getting an erection around my crush and trying to hide it. And being able to get hard and be intimate in general.
I wish for a dl hook up experience as a cis dude
I wish I grew up cis so I’d have a group of guys to hang out with til this day, and for people’s impression of me from childhood to accurately reflect me.
(I often avoid anyone who knew me pre everything because I’m very disconnected from my past. I was insecure and confused at all times and no one accurately saw me. To this day I have zero friendships maintained throughout childhood as most were female friendships with people I hung out with somewhat out of convenience)

us34n4me 4 points 20 hours ago
I totally get your point, but I’m talking more about experiencing these things AS a cis man, and them happening naturally because I’m a guy rather than forcing them to happen because I wasn’t born as one. I mourn the teenage and childhood experiences I can’t have because I’m still transitioning— and even if I did do them, they wouldn’t feel the same since I don’t feel comfortable in my own skin.
Also, if you’re a cisgender man, what are you doing on an ftm venting subreddit…?


Mistletooth 1 point 5 hours ago
I wish i could’ve been a cool older brother. Instead I am the older brother but my younger brother was cis and ended up taller and bigger than me and went into the army. I never got to experience traditional masculine culture that way. I want to learn to go hunting, fix cars, wrestle and do sports with a guy group. I notice how much easier it is for cis men to get by in life and I wish I could have it easier too.

They have no idea how people function in real life due to a lack of proper social life and most likely autistim.

It's most definitely that this foid's idea of growing up as a man came from reading too much YA slop that's also most definitely written by other foids.

 

[Pig Cups]

would you fuck a tranny for ten thousand dollars

Troon or pooner? Troons are a no-go, especially for a number as low as 10K.

I’ve discussed the several (free) pooner encounters I had because I was desperate (post #12,132 ITT). In light of those experiences, in order to put myself through that bullshit again, I’d require no less than $67,428.53.

Honestly, the being sad about no erection one made more sense than most of it, given her mental illness.

Pooners fetishizing/wishing that they had random boners is one of the funniest demonstrations of how they’re not men.

To actual men and boys, getting an unwanted rod is embarrassing and inconvenient (especially if you’re in gym class/wearing athletic shorts). The fact that these types of erections typically occur when you don’t feel the need to rub one out/aren’t in a place where you can makes them particularly irritating. No guy wants to deal with that shit- we *HATE* it.

It’s such a dead giveaway when one of these girls pines for something that’s a scourge for any actual male. Think about when male troons cry over not having periods, and how that alone exposes them as being anything but a woman…it’s the other side of the same coin.

 

[Space Monkey Mafia]

So Nathan here has a partner that's very obviously mentally disabled. Whatever is wrong with her makes her almost impossible to understand in videos and her posts aren't much better. They sort of come across as schizo posting but I did pick up on that she lost custody of her daughter. I had assumed it was because she wasn't fit to be a parent, but Nathan completely cleared that up in this post. She lost custody of her daughter because of HIM. This happened within the past year.

I would give anything to see details of that police report and why Nathan wasn't required to register as a sex offender; he says he can't even get a job because he'll fail a background check but, at the same time, claims he's "innocent".

 

[Fox Paws]

well, this isn't psychotic at all

 

[Syikeblade]

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well, this isn't psychotic at all

Sums up pooner's and trannies quite nicely

 

[Kiislova]

Many of these things you can do as a woman

Of all the things there, almost all the non T ones I've seen a woman do. Maybe some are for more "alt" kinda woman... You know, the tomboys, that thing that troonism is trooning out of existence.

Iit is sad as fuck watching girls I'd love to be friends with troon out and inevitably become insufferable.

I feel for them and us us tomboy enjoyers

classic male feeling we can all relate to

If you partake in some faggottry... Sure.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

These woe is me tales always piss me off. Do THEY know how much pressure and pain they put us through since when, 15 years or something now? No Lilith or Ayden I wont do as you ask cause it's clear you don't give a shit about me & wont try a millisecond to be pleasant so why would I?

 

[Pig Cups]

I would give anything to see details of that police report and why Nathan wasn't required to register as a sex offender; he says he can't even get a job because he'll fail a background check but, at the same time, claims he's "innocent".

Weird seeing a troon saying anything nicer than “fuck you, cocksucker” to his father…

Was he ever arrested or brought to trial over that? It’s obviously on the public record/hasn’t been expunged, and the action by CPS and the police means that an investigation was carried out. Having that out there, even if there was no conviction, would certainly make a lot of employers think twice, especially if the position is in a sensitive/high trust area, so the background check failures aren’t surprising. There may not have been enough evidence or victim testimony to move forward, and so it was dismissed.

Obviously, this would suck tremendously for someone who was genuinely falsely accused, and such things do happen. That being said, when it’s a troon being accused/investigated for pedophilia, I just automatically assume that he’s guilty 100% of the time.

 

[Space Monkey Mafia]

Weird seeing a troon saying anything nicer than “fuck you, cocksucker” to his father…

Was he ever arrested or brought to trial over that? It’s obviously on the public record/hasn’t been expunged, and the action by CPS and the police means that an investigation was carried out. Having that out there, even if there was no conviction, would certainly make a lot of employers think twice, especially if the position is in a sensitive/high trust area, so the background check failures aren’t surprising. There may not have been enough evidence or victim testimony to move forward, and so it was dismissed.

Obviously, this would suck tremendously for someone who was genuinely falsely accused, and such things do happen. That being said, when it’s a troon being accused/investigated for pedophilia, I just automatically assume that he’s guilty 100% of the time.

This is what he's had pinned to the top of his FB page for ages. I saw a capped post he made about having rape accusations from multiple previous partners in addition to his daughter. He never tells the same story twice about why his kids were taken. He claims it was "because of a meme" he posted previously on FB and once he had a story about his daughter sneaking out of the house naked and he had to chase her around the garden.

On his local FB page people claim that his semen was found on his daughter's bed but not on her when she was examined. It was found that she was indeed sexually abused, but there were so many people seen coming in and out of the house at the time, and she was too little to say who did it, that Nathan didn't get punished as severely as he should have.

There's just so many stories floating around it's hard to piece together exactly what happened. It's obvious something did, though, and it's not a false charge.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I want my grandma to force food down my throat.

What?

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well, this isn't psychotic at all

And absolutely nobody will be surprised if she ends up shooting up a school in a few years time.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

A tranny who laments on his past "relationships"

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And wishing he was seen an true woman to them all.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/t7XJUE6FQh

Am I crazy for thinking this is male behavior? Like, fixating on and publicly going on about old crushes/ relationships well past time to get over it? Including people he absolutely did not date, just someone smiled at him in a professional setting one time?

I have never seen a woman write this type of thing.

 

[Lester Ballard]

The issue is twofold here. The first problem is that this involves confronting someone you've already entrusted your life to, which is something that'd be difficult for most modern men, let alone women. The second problem is that guys who do things like this generally sit in liberal circles, and breaking up with your boyfriend/husband while simultaneously being "outed" as "transphobic" to all of your "friends" is a really, really rough prospect. Especially since all of the politics she's trusted up to this point tell her to tolerate it, and the incentives too. At that point, she's now a divorcee in her let's-be-optimistic-and-say-30's, with a crazy troon badmouthing her every way that he can, and she's got to navigate a field that's been picked clean of anyone desirable.

As rough as things are in the male dating market, I can have some sympathy for women here. The options are to age into a resentful empty egg carton meme or to figure out a way to invest her youth in a guy who is neither a cad aiming for an easy lay nor some variety of freak-in-waiting. If you don't have a pre-existing community that makes these things happen for you by promising to shun people who cheat, troon out, or initiate a midlife crisis divorce, the relationship game is a scary place.

Chirico’s Dilemma