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[Syikeblade]

For practically all of them it's not a sexual thing and they really do want to be left alone

To a point yes, but I've noticed how so many pooner's do it fetishizing the gay lifestyle or yaoi. Some are also trying to get away from being treated as a lesbian.

 

[Tablet County]

i want to see bee porn

It's hip.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

They really are just dudes who like trucks, fishing, drinking beer and all that. It's surprising how drastic an effect testosterone has on the female body compared to estrogen on the male body. I wonder why there is such a discrepancy between trans-men and trans-women in their behavior.

I agree and genuinely sympathize with the majority of your post, but this part is wrong. They are not doods, they are mentally unstable (and often autistic) women larping as men from their favorite yaoi/fanfics. I speak for myself here, but I'm sure other men will agree with my sentiment: I would rather face a firing squad than live as a castrato. Pooners do not understand the male mind any better than troons understand the female mind. They are *choosing* to be castrati. This is abnormal.

Because trans men are women who were abused or are deathly afraid of being abused and want to remove themselves from the list of acceptable targets of male objectification/violence. For practically all of them it's not a sexual thing and they really do want to be left alone (until they realize how truly alone men are and it's a shock to their socialization). It doesn't make it right, but it's slightly more understandable.

This is wrong. Some of them are victims of abuse, most of them are not. They are late-stage porn addicts. Here is the soyence I compiled in another thread.

Spoiler: Soyence

Given the nebulous nature of gender sorcery, under-reporting of sexual assault in general, and how incredibly dishonest these people are, this is difficult to quantify objectively. Consider the following parameters:

• Are they claiming to have been assaulted before their transition or after?
• Are they actually transitioning (hormones,surgery) or they zero effort women who just claim to be doods?
• Would any of them actually admit being assaulted influenced their decision to transition?
• Is the birth sex of the "non-binary" retards recorded?
• What is the scope of sexual assault as defined by the study? Remember, these people are insane. I promise you, some of them will consider being misgendered or referring to their genitals "incorrectly" to be equivalent to rape.
• Does a study involving men and women include troons in their figures and fail to point out their participants true and honest sex?
• Is the study being done in a country/region of pronouns respecters or in a place that's hostile to them?
• The (((science))) does not acknowledge the existence of porn addiction. There is an agenda here and you will not get much meaningful research into the influence of pornography consumption, especially by minors.
• One thing (((they))) have actually allowed to be published is the connection between autism and trooning. Autists are WAY more likely to troon. TERF Island has actually made it a requirement for retards to get screened for autism before any "gender affirming care".

Work is slow today so Dr. Vlad is pulling some science for you:
Porn and MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+
Transgender "potentialities" through porn
Study of mostly pooners and the porn they watch (~83%)
Notice how much more porn pooners consume over normal women (~28.5%)
Autism and Troonery 1 - autistic women more likely to trans than autistic men, according to 3 prior studies
Autism and Troonery 2 - largest dataset had ~25% autism rate
1 in 5 women in Burgerland experience attempted or completed sexual assault (~25%)
Roughly 50% of pooners in this study report sexual assault, no indication of it happening before or after transition
More numbers comparing pooners and women
Study on adolescents, sexual abuse ~19%, "psychological abuse" ~73%
Bonus! ~75% of of adolescent girls grow out of their dysphoria within 5 years of diagnosis.

Sexual assault/abuse is higher in troons, I never denied that its a factor, but its by a factor of 2, while porn consumption is a factor of 3 and autism a factor of 3-6.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Feet clocked while scrolling FB.

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Damn you Mark! Just because I liked a few thotties' posts doesn't give you permission to toss in some ladies of the other variety!

Spoiler: Face reveal

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The huge, square toes scream male. gross.

Basically to be a sane tranny you have to have talked yourself out of being one in the first place.

Yes. I’ve seen posts by people with gender dysphoria who realized that “transitioning” was a pipe dream who were eventually able to find therapists who helped them deal with it in saner ways. It’s not like it’s unheard of.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

i want to see bee porn

It's hip.

It's hip to bee square.

 

[Tablet County]

It's hip to bee square.

He doesn't know.

Spoiler

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

~2-3 years ago there was article claiming that bee sting can permanently increase penis size and I pretty sure at least one guy tried it.

Don't worry, the Tanzanians are on the case!

Now maybe we can get them to do a pooner study...

 

[The Taco Santo!]

~2-3 years ago there was article claiming that bee sting can permanently increase penis size and I pretty sure at least one guy tried it.

Sometimes Russians let themselves be stung by a jar of bees as folk medicine.

 

[Joshi_zarna]

TLDR: Troon banned from elite women's cycling event the night before

Levi's grand fondo, one of the biggest road/gravel race events in the US had tranny Chloe Spritz/Cole Sprouse scheduled to race in it. The prize purse last year was $156,000 with $25k for the winner of men and women's category.
Source | Archive

However the competition has done the right thing and banned him from the women's event. Queue the seething

Of his 20 races in 2025 he came 1st 18 times, with one 2nd and one 3rd place finish
Source

 

[Potato Burrito]

Chloe Spritz/Cole Sprouse

Jesus Christ you had me thinking one of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody brothers had trooned out.

 

[TomatoSoup]

They really are just dudes who like trucks, fishing, drinking beer and all that.

LOL

Their attempt to mimic manhood is every bit as clownish as their shemale counterparts' attempts to mimic women.

I regularly read their various reddit pages and laugh at them.

You fail to recognise this because your own concept of manhood is incredibly shallow.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I've also never had a problem with them and have never heard drama. They really are just dudes who like trucks, fishing, drinking beer and all that.

They really are not dudes of any kind. They're female. Aping manhood does not make you a man. It makes you a delusional actress.

Pooners do not understand the male mind any better than troons understand the female mind. They are *choosing* to be castrati. This is abnormal.

It wouldn't matter if a pooner 'understood' the male mind. It wouldn't make her somehow a man. Men are not defined by patterns of thought. Men are adult human males.

Pooners are not castrati. Castrati, by definition, are men. Women are not castrated men.

I will concede no language to the trans ideologists. The most effeminate man imaginable in the universe is still a man, and the most 'butch' woman is still a woman. If you are of the sex organised after producing small, motile gametes, you're a man, girl.

 

[FinnSven]

LOL

Their attempt to mimic manhood is every bit as clownish as their shemale counterparts' attempts to mimic women.

I regularly read their various reddit pages and laugh at them.

You fail to recognise this because your own concept of manhood is incredibly shallow.

They really are not dudes of any kind. They're female. Aping manhood does not make you a man. It makes you a delusional actress.

To be fair to this poster, it sounds mostly like they have only a fairly superficial relationship with these pooners they have encountered.

There are plenty of mannish, butchy fat dykes who behave like truck driving men, and if they had a Pube beard, then even if they also had substantial breasts then a lot of people would just take them as an unfortunate fat guy, trying to act like an alpha male.

I am erring on the assumption that this op is a woman, as one thing that pooners do do when genuine men look at them, is they shy and shrink a bit.
Perhaps they don’t so much when women look at them or perhaps women don’t notice this in the same way.

But, as I have pointed out before, the presence of a beard on a pooner helps them pass on the first glance, as there are plenty of skinny little or short and fat genuine men who grow scrubbly beards to try and look more masculine.

 

[Syikeblade]

A pooner's husband flat out told her that the real thing is better than her.

Spoiler: Cis husband told me the real thing feels better

Cis husband told me the “real thing” feels better self.ftm
submitted 9 hours ago by Weak_Bee6868
My cis husband and I are in an open relationship. He was showing me a cis guy he was chatting with and made a comment about being excited to hook up bc it’s so different with the real thing.
I told him that hurts to hear. He said he didn’t mean it like that. I replied “you’re saying it’s different bc it feels better” and he goes “yeah”,
I can’t stop thinking about it. I feel awful. I feel like a fool.
He apologized for “hurting [my] feelings”. But idk how to get over it. I can’t imagine wanting to have sex again.
He text me today saying he feels like a dick for yesterday, but I can’t bring myself to respond yet. I don’t know what I’m supposed to say to that besides “Good, you should feel like a dick”
I never used to top cis guys bc I was so insecure about this. And to hear it from my husband just fucking hurts. I guess it’ll just take time but idk how to move on from this. I don’t know how to approach him about this bc it seems like he still doesn’t get why he shouldn’t have said it.

The comments are what you imagine


And for a fun double post by a different pooner, she gets clocked and taken to the correct bathroom at a clothes store despite having a supposed make voice.



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[Vhailor]

Don't worry, the Tanzanians are on the case!
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Now maybe we can get them to do a pooner study...

Now we know secrets of BBC (bee bitten cock)

 

[LazyLizard]

Cis husband told me the “real thing” feels better self.ftm
submitted 9 hours ago by Weak_Bee6868
My cis husband and I are in an open relationship. He was showing me a cis guy he was chatting with and made a comment about being excited to hook up bc it’s so different with the real thing.
I told him that hurts to hear. He said he didn’t mean it like that. I replied “you’re saying it’s different bc it feels better” and he goes “yeah”,

no shit the real thing would feel better, a real dick can actually get hard and cum, a meat sock isn't a real dick.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Jesus Christ you had me thinking one of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody brothers had trooned out.

Wasnt one of them in the news recently after some one tried to rob his house and he held the burgler at gun point till the cops came?

 

[Sean Andalou]

They really are just dudes who like trucks, fishing, drinking beer and all that.

They like these things, yet claim to be gay men.
Is that stereotype breaking or what?

They really are not dudes of any kind.

Hmm. Just as "hey you guys" might include the gals, why not?
Easier to redefine a slang word such as "dude" than to change a woman into a man.

no shit the real thing would feel better, a real dick can actually get hard and cum, a meat sock isn't a real dick.

The troons ... well some troons ... seem to thing the technology to implant a womb is just around the corner. And there have been successful penis transplants (from corpse to landmine victim) fairly recently.
Somehow the pooners haven't picked up on that yet.

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Darn those unreliable allies! 8)

Spoiler: Whole rant.

Every time the topic of trans lesbians come up there's always an "ally" ready to provide some "nuance" about how it's okay for people to have preferences and we shouldn't expect everyone to be attracted to us, male socialization, yada yada yada. Problem is, that's not the issue, that has nothing to do with it. The problem is that I get called a creep and my partner gets called an enabler when we go out for drinks on women's night. The problem is that TERFs make it about themselves and then "allies" defend them and start talking in hypotheticals about sexuality and preferences when the real issue is that we're being treated like less than human for simply existing in the same room as cis women. I don't expect everyone to be attracted to me, I expect them to not treat me like I'm evil when I'm not even interacting with them. So sick of hearing the argument about "some people have trauma involving male bodies" when I'm in full femme and not even talking to them. If someone can't handle that my voice is a little raspy that's their issue, my mom abused me for years but it would be ridiculous for me to be afraid of every woman, it's an excuse to be transphobic, nothing more.

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Key quote is right up front after the subject line.

Every time the topic of trans lesbians come up there's always an "ally" ready to provide some "nuance" about how it's okay for people to have preferences and we shouldn't expect everyone to be attracted to us, male socialization, yada yada yada.

Additional key quote. Emphasis added.

Problem is, that's not the issue, that has nothing to do with it. The problem is that I get called a creep and my partner gets called an enabler when we go out for drinks on women's night.

Key quote at end.

So sick of hearing the argument about "some people have trauma involving male bodies" when I'm in full femme and not even talking to them. If someone can't handle that my voice is a little raspy that's their issue, my mom abused me for years but it would be ridiculous for me to be afraid of every woman, it's an excuse to be transphobic, nothing more.

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You also don't need to bring up "anatomical preference" every 43 seconds.

Top response to same.

I was in a bar with my at the time gf but now ex, a cis lesbian happened to sit next to us. When she introduced herself it was like this, "hi I'm Karen. I'm a lesbian but I don't like penis." And the wild part was she thought she was being friendly and supportive.​

Lots and lots of comments to the same point.
Suck the girl dick, ladies! Or are you this guy?

 

[Eva Braun]

 

[Sean Andalou]

Anyone dream as their birth gender?
I hate it,

Still have dreams where male. It's like haven't yet _ don't em want to have encounters in real lite, but Sometimes have as a man in dreams. syndrome at maxmum levels wak.ng.