📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Julie Newmar]

God damn I want to see a politician talking about the furry menace with a straight face while a bunch of guys in cartoon wolf costumes threaten to riot.

Well, not verbally threatening to riot, ‘cause of the big dumb costume heads. But doing that cartoony thing where they cross their arms and nod big while forgetting the face has a permanent cross-eyed, grinning rictus mask.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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still funny that someone posted this thinking its to prove a point and they OWNED normal people.
but... fail to realize they just owned themselves.

The hands. All I need to clock someone is the hands. He didn’t even reveal his face and I already knew it was a troon.

 

[Sean Andalou]

This is a pretend complaint. A "trans complaint" if you will.

but also

God damn I want to see a politician talking about the furry menace with a straight face while a bunch of guys in cartoon wolf costumes threaten to riot.

Well, not verbally threatening to riot, ‘cause of the big dumb costume heads. But doing that cartoony thing where they cross their arms and nod big while forgetting the face has a permanent cross-eyed, grinning rictus mask.

Furries could be screamingly funny, especially when they take themselves very very seriously.
If only they'd stop torturing animals and molesting children.

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Troon says men are the problem. Yes of course that includes pooners. 8)


Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole rant.

Hi there,

I was having a deep conversation with my FtM friend about how, after several years of transition, I now feel the same level of suspicion and hesitation around trans men as I do around cis men. They're all men and I'm unfortunately afraid of them all due traumatic experiences as a child and adult. I think both trans men and cis men are capable of great harm to women, cis and trans, and don't want to pretend this isn't the case.

My FtM friend heard me out but seemed disappointed in me, even suggesting this was kind of a transphobic thing for me to say. They said it wasn't fair to be afraid of a whole group of people, especially if that group is oppressed themselves, and that anyone is capable of harm. Personally, I think this is wrong and ignores why things like misogyny, racism, classism and ableism even exist in society but whatever.

The thing is, I used to think trans men were safe and would never engage in misogyny or toxic stereotypes but I've learned through experience that they can and sometimes definitely do. If anything, surely thinking FtM people are fundamentally non-threatening is the thing that would be transphobic?

Does anyone have any thoughts on this?

(For context, I'm very aware my fear of men is informed by trauma and I receive therapy for this).

Key quotes:

I was having a deep conversation with my FtM friend about how, after several years of transition, I now feel the same level of suspicion and hesitation around trans men as I do around cis men. They're all men and I'm unfortunately afraid of them all due traumatic experiences as a child and adult. I think both trans men and cis men are capable of great harm to women, cis and trans, and don't want to pretend this isn't the case.

Note on the following:

The thing is, I used to think trans men were safe and would never engage in misogyny or toxic stereotypes ...

But seriously folks ... last sentence in rant.

(For context, I'm very aware my fear of men is informed by trauma and I receive therapy for this).

Seven comments so far, including a few more long rants.
But the top comment comes right to the point:

It’s absolutely not transphobic because you clearly are validating his identity. I don’t think you’re wrong to have trauma and fear, you can’t control that. So long as you don’t let it make you hateful and bigoted, and you try to get help with your therapy, you’re doing the best you can. I can see why your friend might feel hurt by that, but given your trauma, he has no right to contradict you.

Whew. At least it's not transphobic.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

https://youtu.be/3eQzWHv4lvY

What the hell is going on here? Is this second channel micheal's or is this tranny for some reason trying to pose as him? What the fuck did I stumble on?

Just by your description I wont click on this link, hell naw

 

[Candidate No 7]

Furries could be screamingly funny, especially when they take themselves very very seriously.

One day they will figure out a vision system where the suit doesn't have to be cross-eyed and suddenly they'll all look much creepier.

 

[Julie Newmar]

One day they will figure out a vision system where the suit doesn't have to be cross-eyed and suddenly they'll all look much creepier.

I want them to have different eyes for predator and prey animals. It would be hilarious to have a furry head with eyes slapped right on the sides.

 

[graywolf88]

One day they will figure out a vision system where the suit doesn't have to be cross-eyed and suddenly they'll all look much creepier.

It's been done already. Just look at how protogen visors are designed. Not to say those have an excellent field of vision or anything.

 

[Pig Cups]

Funny and relatable, am I right guys? The tweet is currently at 20k likes so it would seem a lot of trannies think so. Archive
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wtf is that art, is it meant to be a schizo MPD character? why does it have two faces?! I know the top one is probably more accurate.

This might actually be the most unintentionally honest depiction of a troon that I’ve ever seen in a comic that’s not explicitly anti-troon. Namely, due to the boxy, fridge head.

Yeah, widening the eyes and shrinking the shoulders to make it look more feminine is where his dishonesty creeps in, but that’s a different discussion.

Claires acessories shut down most of their shops tho almost like they gathered girly shit thry had around the house in a bucket

I just immediately assumed liar and that he grabbed some old shit from the basement that belonged to the daughter that he’s currently failing.

All for the purpose of soliciting fraudulent asspats from Reddit troons. Seriously, what is delaying his suicide?

Like come the fuck on, guides.
How hard is it not to filter out murderous nonces?

The only thing that he gets credit for is his trigger finger discipline.

Other than that? Speedy trip to the woodchipper, please.

I was accused of sexual harassment after a girl asked me if I liked her and I didn't give her the answer she wanted.

And, as always, the lack of information disclosed by him, along with his vagueness and evasion of responsibility, says everything. God knows what this poor girl went through.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Troon says men are the problem. Yes of course that includes pooners. 8)

I am really enjoying the Tranny Civil War. I think my favourite kind of poonerpost is the “Well yes, I am definitely a man, but not like that!” sort. Sorry lil dood, you signed up for the whole package. The banter, the male loneliness epidemic, women being intimidated by you, the lot. It turns out that it’s not all grilling with the boys!

 

[Chandelier]

A group of fujos who did not like their behavior being posted publicly based on public comments they made are now angry and upset people are "doxxing" and transvestigating them. They promptly pointed the finger at their racial rivals.

 

[graywolf88]

A group of fujos who did not like their behavior being posted publicly based on public comments they made are now angry and upset people are "doxxing" and transvestigating them. They promptly pointed the finger at their racial rivals.
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Christ, it's like they have to manufacturer how obsessed we are with them to facilitate their own sense of unwarranted self importance.

 

[Chandelier]

Christ, it's like they have to manufacturer how obsessed we are with them to facilitate their own sense of unwarranted self importance.

They are angrier at the fact I screenshotted their posts showcasing their bad behaviour vs the behaviour itself. If they don't want to act shocked and appalled, they can stop doing the things that make them look appalling to others. Blaming black people for shit they - whites and a smattering of Brazilians with a racial bone to pick - caused is just victim blaming. It's the same thing pooner fujos do when they complain about their treatment in fandom when they are the ones writing such 'reductive' and 'tradwifey' shit to begin with.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Most overrated band ever, their music is shit written by losers for losers and Kurt committing suicide/being murdered by his girlfriend is the single best thing that could have ever happened to him and that band.

also he killed a cat

 

[Sean Andalou]

If they don't want to act shocked and appalled, they can stop doing the things that make them look appalling to others.

Or at the very least, stop making posts boasting about it to the whole world.

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First time I heard this one.


Reddit -- Archive
No answers yet.
I'll check back and report if anything more amusing develops.

 

[DumbDude43]

Or at the very least, stop making posts boasting about it to the whole world.

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First time I heard this one.

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Reddit -- Archive
No answers yet.
I'll check back and report if anything more amusing develops.

i hereby put out a bounty on all troons everywhere
make a tranny rope and i will reward you with a sticker

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Troon says men are the problem.

Imagine going through life perpetually and categorically afraid (and fundamentally stupid), especially for engaging in "misogyny or toxic stereotypes." This helpless uwu is beyond annoying.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Claires acessories shut down most of their shops tho almost like they gathered girly shit thry had around the house in a bucket

I saw a Claire's rack in the shoe/bag section of Walmart the other day. Grabbed a cute boba tea kitty bag for my niece for Christmas. I wonder if troons-mcgee stumbled across one at their local wally mart?

 

[Caesar]

i hereby put out a bounty on all troons everywhere
make a tranny rope and i will reward you with a sticker

Dont forget to price them in beri so its "like one piece"

Who are the four troon emperors? Theyre all dying to be big mom but are more like blackbeard. Or buggy.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Or at the very least, stop making posts boasting about it to the whole world.

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First time I heard this one.

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Reddit -- Archive
No answers yet.
I'll check back and report if anything more amusing develops.

OK let's get caught up because what??



It seems they're talking about this: Pam Bondi Directs FBI to Offer Cash Bounty for Promoters of “Radical Gender Ideology” link from Them.us

Edit: attached the memo PDF

 

[Sean Andalou]

Just as I was about to check back ...

It seems they're talking about this: Pam Bondi Directs FBI to Offer Cash Bounty for Promoters of “Radical Gender Ideology”

So it is sort of true, but not quite the feared general roundup.
Shucks.