📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dr. Butt]

causing a headache for his company's HR department.

As far as I'm concerned, he's a hero.

Whats with psychedelics either completely fucking someone up mentally or curing them of their mental problems?

If you're sane they make you crazy, and if you're crazy they make you sane. Just like working at a cannery or slaughterhouse.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I think it ought more to do with poor dental hygiene rather than testosterone. Tranners are known for their bad hygiene, so them having a bad dental one to pair doesn't seem too far off.

Like when that cat's asshole-smirking Zinnia Jones revealed that he hadn't brushed his teeth in literal decades.

 

[Syikeblade]

A gay tranny goes on a first date with three different men.
The first guy reveals he's gay, the second gay only wants sex and the last guy just blocks him.
Surely there's a straight acting gay guy out there for effeminate gals like him somewhere.

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[Hakase Shinonome]

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A gay tranny goes on a first date with three different men.
The first guy reveals he's gay, the second gay only wants sex and the last guy just blocks him.
Surely there's a straight acting gay guy out there for effeminate gals like him somewhere.

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All the guys do seem like massive assholes, unless this tranny is on Grindr, which he probably is, because he’d say the name of the app(s) if he wasn’t embarrassed about it LOL. He probably only goes for faceless profiles with the name “str8”, just for affirmation. I’m sure all the “women” he dated were trannies too, kinds look for kinds.

 

[Necrosan]

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A gay tranny goes on a first date with three different men.
The first guy reveals he's gay, the second gay only wants sex and the last guy just blocks him.
Surely there's a straight acting gay guy out there for effeminate gals like him somewhere.

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I bet he would've gone for the first guy if he had said he was a top.

I also don't know how it never registers in their head that if you are going to call yourself a "straight woman" then, by definition, you are going to be competing with other, actual, straight women.

Their retarded expectations annoy me more than the fact that they are trans.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

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Yeah isn't it fascinating how when males are extraneously pumped full of estrogen and have their testosterone-producing organs surgically removed, their estrogen levels go up. Truly a marvel of biology that defies all scientific explanation. That just proves that transwomen are real women after all.

The trannies are really reaching with this one.

Previously in the last episode of Huh?

 

[Waffle Iron]

Yeah isn't it fascinating how when males are extraneously pumped full of estrogen and have their testosterone-producing organs surgically removed, their estrogen levels go up. Truly a marvel of biology that defies all scientific explanation. That just proves that transwomen are real women after all.

I think it is pretty interesting how hormones are shared between sexes and even between species. For example insulin for diabetes used to be sourced from pig spleens. It's close enough to human insulin you can use it.
I have no clue how they try to relate it to fishes though. The baby starts out female in the womb, but under influence of testosterone turns male. That's why men have nipples. That estrogen gives you breast growth, and testosterone gives you beard growth is just those hormones latching onto the vestigial receptors. If anything I'm quite shocked how BAD hormone therapy is for you. I expected the vaginal atrophy or erectile dysfunction, but the organ melting, the brittle bones? That to me shows the male/female differentiation runs really deep. The adult body can't even handle the hormones and vital life functions break down.

like autism and childhood trauma too

God dammit. Another girl abused and coped by pooning out. She sounds really feminine as well, not even a case of "I have male hobbies, I must be a man". I wonder why the husband sticks with a woman with a moustache though.

 

[Necrosan]

I have no clue how they try to relate it to fishes though.

It's probably because of how some fish species like Clownfish can change their sex to produce offspring/eggs if the population needs it.

Trannies saw that and thought: "THAT'S JUST LIKE ME!" *stabs self with HRT needle*

 

[Syikeblade]

I bet he would've gone for the first guy if he had said he was a top.

I also don't know how it never registers in their head that if you are going to call yourself a "straight woman" then, by definition, you are going to be competing with other, actual, straight women.

Their retarded expectations annoy me more than the fact that they are trans.

I think because their the kind of gay men who see women as competition for straight men.

 

[Big Shot]

Nerfed nurse: a FTM who pursued nursing is sour over the fact that it is a female-dominated field

This nursedood is a lunatic fat sheboon with self admitted anger issues. She is very active in all FtM subreddits and posts a lot about how she hates herself, nursing and anyone and anything.

Here's her crying that she can never pass, Here's her raging at another black dood and calling her an incel. Here's her raging at anyone who uses trans people only for MtFs, Here's her crying that she's 200lb overweight and that makes nursing hard for her. And those were just in the past week

Her user name is the cherry on the cake: u/ASilentThinker. More like r/ARagingDood. Shame that leddit allows you to hide post history now. A cow worth watching

 

[AssProShop]

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A gay tranny goes on a first date with three different men.
The first guy reveals he's gay, the second gay only wants sex and the last guy just blocks him.
Surely there's a straight acting gay guy out there for effeminate gals like him somewhere.

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>Men are annoying
I almost find it painfully ironic when trannies will complain about men when they themselves were BORN AS MEN. Their brain is still a male brain, their bone structure is that of a man, they are a MAN. MtF trannies do not act like women, they act like faggots but with some extra steps.

 

[General Zoider]

MtF trannies do not act like women, they act like faggots but with some extra steps.

The worst part is they think they will pass, but any actual honest faggot will clock them within a second. If you have ever seen the episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" from South Park and if you turn down the hyperbole just a little bit, that event actually happens a lot in the wild.

 

[AssProShop]

The worst part is they think they will pass, but any actual honest faggot will clock them within a second. If you have ever seen the episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" from South Park and if you turn down the hyperbole just a little bit, that event actually happens a lot in the wild.

There are SOME trannies who pass but they are the exception, not the rule, majority just look like Ms. Garrison let's be real.

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

r/StraightTransGirls ???

This is a joke, right ? Nobody can be that retarded.

 

[General Zoider]

There are SOME trannies who pass

They may pass temporarily, but something always gives it away, especially in person. The only thing you can be certain of, is that some know how to keep their head down and not draw attention to themselves.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

crying when his mates mocked her sad attempt at a mustache

This should be super affirming! All men mock each others facial hair all the time, especially attempts, even if you are the kind of greek guy that gets a 9:30am-shadow.
"I think you have some hot chocolate on your lip, did your mom forget to wipe your face?"=it is comming along nicely.
"Nice mustache, it really suits you!" = shave that shit off ASAP, mustaches aren't for you.

 

[ApeBass]

The baby starts out female in the womb, but under influence of testosterone turns male. That's why men have nipples. That estrogen gives you breast growth, and testosterone gives you beard growth is just those hormones latching onto the vestigial receptors.

This is a myth. Both male and female embryos share the same initial developmental pathway, but female embryos don't change sex to become male at any point. Sex is determined at conception and never changes.
Multiple hormones are responsible for breast growth. Estrogen triggers ductal growth and fat deposition. Progesterone drives the growth of the lobules and alveoli. Prolactin also plays a minor role in growth during puberty, alongside Growth Hormone (GH) and Insulin-like Growth Factor (IGF-1).
Androgens such as testosterone and DHEA even serve a purpose during breast development by modulating and restraining excess growth. Androgen receptors are not "vestigial" in women and serve important functions such as development of bone density and muscle mass, mood regulation, libido and sexual function etc.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Couple of videos "courtesy" of What the Trans from a protest in Norwich in the East of England today against exclusion of men and boys from the Women's Institute and Girlguides.

Speech and song alike are cringe as hell as you would expect.
Lily Post by @whatthetrans.com — Bluesky.mp4

Song Post by @whatthetrans.com — Bluesky.mp4



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Aaand there's a furry:
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Was it in the WI or the Girl Guides? We'll never know.

Giggled at this:

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Mmm, good question. I wonder if perhaps... maybe... they don't oppose it at all? No, impossible. We all know that if anything cis girls and women are hurt even more by those bans because of Reasons. I apologise for the hurt caused by even thinking it.

Personally I think the guides should allow boys, like the scouts allows girls (guides is shit and boring, BTW I went, but gay boys would probably like it better)
However as is so often the case, the kids aren't so much the problem as the unfortunate... adult volunteers

https://reduxx.info/police-contacting-those-concerned-about-trans-girlguiding-leader/

Like come the fuck on, guides.
How hard is it not to filter out murderous nonces?
According to the history of molestation in scouts, apparently very hard. But they make it so easy now, with the social media.
Anyway. This is what has truly sparked this shit off.
(bring back hanging)

 

[Necrosan]

Personally I think the guides should allow boys, like the scouts allows girls (guides is shit and boring, BTW I went, but gay boys would probably like it better)
However as is so often the case, the kids aren't so much the problem as the unfortunate... adult volunteers
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https://reduxx.info/police-contacting-those-concerned-about-trans-girlguiding-leader/

Like come the fuck on, guides.
How hard is it not to filter out murderous nonces?
According to the history of molestation in scouts, apparently very hard. But they make it so easy now, with the social media.
Anyway. This is what has truly sparked this shit off.
(bring back hanging)

Sulley’s appointment came on the heels of a female Girlguiding leader being expelled from the organization on the basis of her belief that girls should not be forced to shower or share tents with males who identify as women. Helen Watts had been a supporting member of the Guides for over 15 years prior to being sacked due to her views.

That's so fucking depressing.

What I find fascinating is how parents ignore the alarm bells ringing in their brains, that evolutionary part of us that warns us about danger. I know they have it, or maybe I'm wrong and Bongs have lost their gut feelings.

 

[Law]

How hard is it not to filter out murderous nonces?

A little sticker that says "she/her" shuts all that filtering down.

Malding MRA types who try to blame women and feminists for gender ideology (despite gender ideology being created by men), often like to ask where all the women are who are standing up to this. They're right here. Getting expelled after 15 years cause they don't want someone's pervy son to shower with your daughter. Where are the feminists? They're getting fired, getting sued, getting jailed, writing briefs, getting death threats, getting banned on Reddit, and getting pushed out of organizations they've helped to build.