📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[and I must scream]

It's the legs and knees. Women have fat to keep themselves warm, men hair. His legs look like shaved man legs.

Thread tax. Pooner goes to join a "women and non-binary" hiking group. Doesn't speak to anyone else at the meet up. Bottles it. Goes off by herself in opposite direction. Makes five minute video explaining why this is everybody else's fault and they're all transphobic.
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lmao what does she want? They welcomed her again and again. No one looked like you, so? Ever thought about the fact that this is a women group and non-binary, which, let's face it, many of them are just women who think they are too special to be just woman, that's why they were grouped with women in the first place?

The fact that no one talked to you means nothing, you did not talked with anyone too, what do you want? Should they have thrown you a parade, shower you with attention? Never joined some group of strangers before? You need to engage with people if you want them to engage with you. "I can't deal with the embarrassment and shame of being told this group is not for me" - no one told you that though? This is just what you feel and think in your head. You understand people "don't want randoms in their socials" but "it practically hurts because I'm a man" - but you just said it's not about that?

"You need to fine better terminology" - dood, you call yourself non-binary trans man. How about you decide if you are non-binary or trans man, because even your so-called queer genderspecial buddies think that you either this or that, not both. Find a better terminology for yourself first, for fuck sake.

Nothing is ever good for these people, I swear.

 

[deermeat]

Volleyball saved the troon's life? Volleyball is the reason he's still here??

Right. Well, I'm not sure who this "Volleyball" person is, but whoever it is they've got some major explaining to do.

To be fair, finally he felt like a winner! Imagine.... You suck at a sport, but then you find a way to play with people who are biologically weaker than you in a way where it is not shameful, compare that to having to lie about your age and play against literal teenagers.
Which by the way, plenty of people have done. People also lied to get into the special Olympics. But oh no guys, no one would ever lie about being a woman to be in woman's spaces- that's just unheard of, it's not like we are statistically vulnerable or anything.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I got just the caliber for such occasion.
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I had to fucking double take there.
Para bellend.
Well played.

They actually look like they would fragment and be really fucking nasty, especially for the poor asshole trying to patch up the wounds at the ER.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

Kim Petres ... with his huge man hands and feet :

You weren't kidding about the huge. Holy shit. Look at these things. Those things look larger than the average man's hands and feet.



There's a rumor he is on Ozempic.


>"She"

 

[CoolFool]

You weren't kidding about the huge. Holy shit. Look at these things. Those things look larger than the average man's hands and feet.

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There's a rumor he is on Ozempic.

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>"She"

He is definitely on ozempic or coke (probably both). He was a fatty for a long time and then "suddenly" lost all the weight. Spoiling because I don't want to make the thread look cluttered:

Spoiler: Fat eunuch

 

[obongo]

lol, lmao even
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That's a lotta words for something you don't care about, ma'an. Weird looking lad btw, but the voice is pretty realistic.

 

[DSHK]

Poor girl is only 13 and pooning out, the transgender cult needs to be stopped. Going on the internet isnt fun anymore, is just sad.

 

[cypocryphy]

Poor girl is only 13 and pooning out, the transgender cult needs to be stopped. Going on the internet isnt fun anymore, is just sad.
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And all because it's some stupid trend. This wouldn't have happened before the late 2010's. Or at least it would have been very rare.

 

[DSHK]

And all because it's some stupid trend. This wouldn't have happened before the late 2010's. Or at least it would have been very rare.

Its from an emo server I was in briefly, literally all of them were troons so I took a few screencaps and bounced. Alternative subcultures have been ruined by these freaks. I have to really tread lightly in my own goff scene because of all the unhinged dickchoppers that will blow a gasket if you do anything other than validate them with gushing praise. The most disturbing part is that all of the adult members but me and one other person were trannies, totally not a grooming operation.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Rugrats are more than likely in my rearview mirror but if an accident happened. They'd be attending a Catholic School and only getting a flip phone. No internet except for school projects and Discord, Tumblr, X/Twitter, Bluesky, Facebook, and especially Reddit would all be blocked. Lastly, they'd have an old encyclopedia set and old dictionary to keep them off wiki. I'm not one to usually reminisce about the "Good Old Days" but at least when I was a kid if you were home, you were safe now these Freaks our in our homes thanks to tech.

 

[Revelator]

Rugrats are more than likely in my rearview mirror but if an accident happened. They'd be attending a Catholic School and only getting a flip phone. No internet except for school projects and Discord, Tumblr, X/Twitter, Bluesky, Facebook, and especially Reddit would all be blocked. Lastly, they'd have an old encyclopedia set and old dictionary to keep them off wiki. I'm not one to usually reminisce about the "Good Old Days" but at least when I was a kid if you were home, you were safe now these Freaks our in our homes thanks to tech.

Make sure you research the Catholic school, there's plenty of faggoty God doesn't judge pastors who let libtard nuns run the show. Look for Latin Masses and meet the pastor.

 

[TrannyTracker-5000]

Taylor Rey Narvasa, former NCAA volleyball player at the University of Washington, and current member of the North American Gay Volleyball Association

The lovely pee-ooh-see Taytay:

Originally from Springfield, Oregon, I have called Seattle home since 2012 and graduated from the University of Washington with my BS in Integrated Social Science. I began my real estate career in 2014 and have worked in several capacities, both in admin and in the field, but am currently the managing broker for SASH Realty where I have hung my license since 2020.

As an out and proud trans woman of color who transitioned shortly after being hired, I bring a unique lens through which I lead a boutique brokerage based in Kent, WA. Although my focus is on leadership, training, mentorship, and company development/administration I still do field work by referral.

In my spare time I volunteer as a trans youth support group facilitator at Lambert House, and as a board member for the North American Gay Volleyball Association (NAGVA). If I'm not in the office you can usually find me on a volleyball or tennis court, enjoying the beautiful Puget Sound Scenery, or relishing in the excitement of my neighborhood- Capitol Hill.

I look forward to networking with other LGBTQIA+ professionals, especially those in leadership, as we work towards making both our industry and homeownership more accessible to all historically sidelined communities.

Realtor part of a LGBT Realtor Association @realestatealliance.org active in the Washington Area if you desperately need one! As if that state was not already infested to the brim with gooning crossdressers and dragfags.

Looks like a higher effort Mulvaney, however also fails at the huuuge manly chomper smile

The goal of these attacks is to make trans people shrink themselves.

Don`t sweat it Queen, I think that noggin and mouth puts a hard limit on that!

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Make sure you research the Catholic school, there's plenty of faggoty God doesn't judge pastors who let libtard nuns run the show. Look for Latin Masses and meet the pastor.

Oh, I'd research that I'm a lapsed Catholic who swore I'd never sent my kids to a catholic school but there was some stuff on the news a year or so ago about parents being upset locally about the gender shit at the public school. Sad thing is we had good public schools here until this shit crept into them. This is what the troons seem oblivious to most people didn't care about their fetish shit until they came for our kids.

 

[Magic Pickle]

One of the most blessed things about living on this Earth is laughing at trannies. Let's get a laughtrack going for these fine folks today.

Someone's weeaboo daughter is devastated by the lack of pooners in her gay Asian pornography. I bolded my favorite lines - this one is so mask-off, it's actually hilarious.
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having mental breakdowns over yaoi () and lack of transmasc rep in anime​

I’m an avid fan of Japanese pop culture/fashion, so much so that I consume mostly Japanese media, including anime/manga/whatever. Naturally, most of the content I come across on social media revolves around this sort of thing (as well as my identity as a trans man), and I eventually found that a lot of the transmasc anime fans I would come across were really into yaoi. And, I was really confused, because in the past I’d try my best to steer clear of the genre, even though I am gay, due to the sheer amount of dysphoria sexual content involving men would induce within me.
Like, as a trans man, I could never consume content that smushes the body I don’t and never will have in my face without spiraling into a mental episode. Maybe it’s just because I’m incredibly insecure (that’s probably what it is tbh), but I can’t even look at pretty male idols and character without feeling a sense of bitterness inside. I’ll never be like them, because I’m trans, and I’ll never experience being in an mlm relationship as a cis guy. I feel inferior, and like I’ll never be able to see myself in the media I consume, because I can’t- there isn’t much transmasc rep in western media, let alone in eastern media, and it makes me feel excluded from a community I should take refuge in.
This might sound harsh, but I don’t want to be represented by boring live-action characters and ugly cartoons. I want to be able to see myself in a cute and pretty anime boy, I want to be able to connect with people who like the same things as me and get rid of that insecurity. I’m honestly really jealous of transfem anime fans- they get a few really cute/cool characters to relate to, and Yuri/GL content seems to have more SFW options to explore, as well as more attention/media in general. I guess it’s only natural, anime girls are very marketable, lol.
Anyway vent over ぴえんforever

A delusional TiF thinks she passes far more than she does; stories like these are always a delight - something about the emperor being forced to realize his own nudity is so satisfying. Better still when it's another poon!
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I'm stealth but someone clocked me
I've passed decently well since I was 15ish, been on T since 14, so 6+ years, and now I have facial hair so there's no doubt. I find it hard to admit I'm trans to people because since it's not obvious it just feels like saying "oh btw I don't have a dick." so only my close friends know, and even then I didn't tell them face to face.
A few months ago I was at a restaurant with one of my best friends and some of his friends I was meeting for the first time. One of them was a transmasc, pre-T. Out of nowhere, he loudly asks "how long have you been on T?"
I was so taken aback. Literally no one has clocked/misgendered me in at least 5 years, or at least not outright said anything. He didn't even ask /if/ I was trans he just knew for sure.
So my first reaction was to say "how did you know?!"
To which he replied, "I'm trans, I can just tell" or something like that
So I answered, 6 years, and the conversation moved on to something else. I never saw him again, anyways.
I truly have no idea what gave it away, and it made me super insecure. Even though this happened months ago, I still think about it from time to time to wonder.
Sure, sometimes I find myself speculating if people are trans or not, and I probably have a better radar than cis people, but I'd never ask. Plus, what if my friend didn't know (he did, but still), it would be so rude to out someone like that?

A practically dressed woman is stunned that, in all of her practicality, she wasn't properly addressed as a male. This one is a bit sad, knowing that OP has a daughter who has to grow up in the shadow of her mother's misogyny.
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A receptionist called me "Ma'am"​

So I was taking my daughter to the pediatrician & I was dressed as mascy as I could, I wore a grey tshirt, my binder, my grey denim jacket, boot cut jeans & boots. I honestly tried but as soon as I went to the counter the receptionist said, "I'll take you over here Mom." I froze up cuz I'm not used to being called that. My daughter calls me daddy in German. Then they called me "Ma'am" & I was dead. I know I'm in a hurry to transition. And I'm still looking for a doctor to start me on HRT. I mean I've been wanting to transition since I was 14. I'm 32. I want to be a man on the outside already. This waiting is torture. I feel like I'm already too old and that gets to me.

Egads! Sound the alarm, boys - the groomer community is aware that their public posts on public fucking forums are open season for commentary from anyone with working eyes and a screen.
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transphobes are screenshotting our posts and posting them on Fb​

Idk why I decided to do this (maybe I’m punishing myself) but I deliberately made my facebook algorithm transphobic… In any case now my fb feed is full of bullshit clickbaity news about trans people, often it’s the same stories or memes, most of it is lies, unoriginal and boring. It’s always from the same sort of accounts, usually called Libs of Facebook or some shit. Commonly this “news” is about trans celebrities like Elliot Page or Dylan Mulvaney, but sometimes it’s some eerily jarring screenshot of an ordinary trans person’s Bumble or Fb profile. These images are generally composed of screenshots of several different non-passing trans people’s dating profiles and are styled into some sort of meme that serves to “critique” trans feminine lesbian identities (to put it diplomatically). These images are heavenly screenshotted themselves though, so while they are horrible, they’re always so blurry that thankfully you can’t tell who the people are anymore. Today I saw a screenshot from r/lgbt shared on one of these pages of a trans woman celebrating her transition. Since it didn’t look as dated as all the others I’d seen, I did a reverse image search and I found the original post. The post on r/lgbt was from just a few days ago and so was its repost on this transphobic Facebook page. I then went on to this page and between the bullshit articles were screenshots of posts from r/transpassing, r/transtimelines, etc dated today. In fact, I’d seen some of these posts on reddit first and there they were on fb with hundreds of people leaving awful comments about the people in the photos. Perhaps this isn’t surprising and I’ve mostly avoided posting on these pages in case something like this was to happen to me but it is happening. While I think r/transpassing and r/transtimelines can be useful for a confidence boost, finding friends or transition advice, I’d just be cautious when posting your likeness to these pages. Be safe

Can you name a greater tragedy than learning that your family has simply been humoring your delusions and weren't actually true believers all along? It's certainly vastly sadder than wet kittens in cardboard boxes, parents burying their children and wartime famine, that's for sure.
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Family deadnamed after a year​

Been using my current name since summer 2022, they slipped up a few times during the first year, during the second year maybe once or twice, but the last time they used my deadname was a year ago, until now my mom who has been the most supportive with my transition called me by the wrong name. I'm literally about to cry and my blood pressure went up so I just left the room because I don't wanna make anyone feel bad about an accidental slip up. But even if it was a mistake it kinda proves she doesn't see me as a man after all. Fuck this I'm so tired of being trans and I hate "being" trans anyway it's not like you say you're a diabetes man or a depression man so why do I have to call myself a trans man it's a fucking medical issue not a personality descriptor

 

[Sean Andalou]

What? On Facebook of all places? 8)

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Spoiler: Whole rant.

Idk why I decided to do this (maybe I’m punishing myself) but I deliberately made my facebook algorithm transphobic… In any case now my fb feed is full of bullshit clickbaity news about trans people, often it’s the same stories or memes, most of it is lies, unoriginal and boring. It’s always from the same sort of accounts, usually called Libs of Facebook or some shit. Commonly this “news” is about trans celebrities like Elliot Page or Dylan Mulvaney, but sometimes it’s some eerily jarring screenshot of an ordinary trans person’s Bumble or Fb profile. These images are generally composed of screenshots of several different non-passing trans people’s dating profiles and are styled into some sort of meme that serves to “critique” trans feminine lesbian identities (to put it diplomatically). These images are heavenly screenshotted themselves though, so while they are horrible, they’re always so blurry that thankfully you can’t tell who the people are anymore. Today I saw a screenshot from r/lgbt shared on one of these pages of a trans woman celebrating her transition. Since it didn’t look as dated as all the others I’d seen, I did a reverse image search and I found the original post. The post on r/lgbt was from just a few days ago and so was its repost on this transphobic Facebook page. I then went on to this page and between the bullshit articles were screenshots of posts from r/transpassing, r/transtimelines, etc dated today. In fact, I’d seen some of these posts on reddit first and there they were on fb with hundreds of people leaving awful comments about the people in the photos. Perhaps this isn’t surprising and I’ve mostly avoided posting on these pages in case something like this was to happen to me but it is happening. While I think r/transpassing and r/transtimelines can be useful for a confidence boost, finding friends or transition advice, I’d just be cautious when posting your likeness to these pages. Be safe

 

[Law]

Pretty much the only troon I know of that still "passes" is Jazz Jennings

I regret to inform you that his feet are huge

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I feel compelled to point out that the last seven words of your comment contradict every single but of text that precedes them!

They are very cute, but wreck havok in the house lol
ETA What a waste concerning Andrej, he was gorgeous. Now he looks and dresses like a sex pest with his strange pantyhose.

 

[オプセック]

Andrej Pejić (now Andreja Pejić) if you don't know is an Australian male model back in the early 2010's. He looked like this at the height of his career. He's known for modelling both men and woman's clothes.
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Unfortunately, after years of people telling him he looks just like a woman, he drunk the TroonAid and transitioned into a transwoman (he was genderfluid for most of his career as he's so androgynous). Instead of being a cute ethereal twink he now looked really masculine trying to wear dresses and it probably sunk his modelling opportunities. It's pretty clear that his biggest fans were gay men and I don't think they appreciated the switch despite the general public being somewhat nice about it.

In 2013, the same year he publicly came out, he underwent SRS and switched to acting. At this point he's done 4 films and 4 shorts since then. Most of his appearances since 2016 are just from premieres and the typical aged out model stuff like galas. According to a 2022 interview he's been working as a waitress in Australia.

Despite being still relatively young (33yo) he looks like this now. Most of his twink death had been in this decade so I guess they start to go to shit at around 28ish; so about seven years of estrogen.
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Fuck that's horrifying. That's all. Yes, I'm a still more of a thread tourist...

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

I can't properly quote the post but;

"fucking medical issue not a personality descriptor"

you jackasses have made it both, so accept it.

 

[Mashed Thatchussy]

Fuck that's horrifying. That's all. Yes, I'm a still more of a thread tourist...

absolutely brutal, devastating twink death
he also now posts deranged poetry (?) on his instagram talking about black dead children and how he wishes to be a mother