📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

you must ONLY eat raw meat you killed and fed for 5 years and anything else makes you a literal homosexual.

Its 6 years and you have to only feed your animals the orphaned children of enemies you have slain yourself.

Anything less is The Big Gay.

 

[Cubism Encircled]

The "no true trans" fallacy. The bad ones aren't really trans, see?
Now where did they get that from?

I guess they got it from certain rogue elements within the Christian faith, who will babble on about how Constantine wasn't "really" a Christian. Then, the more you press them, the more it becomes clear that they only consider themselves to be true Christians, while looking down on all their forebears!

 

[Geraldine]

I guess they got it from certain rogue elements within the Christian faith ...

I was thinking more of socialists, but I guess they too got it from Christians?

 

[Cubism Encircled]

I was thinking more of socialists, but I guess they too got it from Christians?

It is a universal tendency among self-righteous zealots. If I have to listen to a Christian babble about "forensic justification" again, and how the "forensically justified" are the only TRUE Christians, then that is already Hell.

 

[Geraldine]

forensic justification

Had to look it up. We must travel in different circles.

Of course self-righteous zealots in general, but I'm still guessing the troons got it from the socialists. For some reason there's a lot of overlap between troons and socialists these days.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I bring you a photo-based L:



These are the people whose ideas dominate our elite institutions.

The picture is from an old thread asking for pictures of "happy queer couples." Two thirds of the replies, of course, are heterosexual couples with funny haircuts.

 

[CyberInu]

If the trans community really believed their own bullshit when it came to brain studies then surely an easy brain scan for "Lilly" could check to see if he's really a "Woman trapped inside a man's body." , but even when it comes to that the community doesn't want it because they know that a large majority of them would fail the test. In the end, the trans community has no one to blame but themselves for Lilly's actions. They wanted self ID to be the end all of who is trans and who isn't and this the results.

All of them would fail. "Female brain in a man's body" is complete bull from a biological point of view, which is why all of their "feminine" behavior is so deeply male-coded.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Yes, if a man dates a “trans masc,” or “woman” as they are also called, that would indeed be straight. My brain remains unbroken.

Of course, if said woman had facial hair or a frog voice, that would be off-putting. Not because I am seeing a man, but because those are masculine features that are out of place on a woman. Also unattractive: weird, scarred torsos, personality disorders, unhealthy responses to trauma.

Troons get upset because a man wouldn't date a trans woman
And the comments are just coping about how trans woman are women.
And then you have your usual rapey ones:
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They'll always cope and seeth about how straight people never want them but refuse to date within their community.

Just a couple of gals talking in a girly way about girl things.

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What gets me is you have plenty of people, including trans people, saying that he isn't a REAL trans person, and is just faking it because of his fetish. I thought we were meant to believe that no one would ever do this? And that we should believe any man who says he is a woman is a real woman - why would they lie!? So now we have a culture that makes it impossible for women to call out blatant AGP creeps in their spaces, but at the same time we're told that if any of these men behave badly (like Nick Contino) it's because they are simply just not really trans. Well, how does that help us? This is the very thing people are worried about and it's unbelievable that it's just dismissed as "they're faking being trans". They facilitate the problem, by insisting on self ID, and then pretend to have nothing to do with it.

Many such cases. There are plenty of troons who proclaim that Yaniv isn’t really trans, when really what he’s guilty of is saying the quiet part out loud. Ditto Chris Chan. They’ll do anything but admit that actually, trans women can be bad like normal people can. Probably because once you admit that, you draw attention to just how many troons are awful.

"Help. I started puberty blocking drugs early, have psychiatric issues and have now cut off my penis. WHY O WHY CANT I COOM?"

There’s gonna be a lot more cases like this coming down the pike.

 

[Local Farmer]

Pooner on Pooner violence

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Which one of you autists wrote this, because this hit on every single stereotype possible in the first two lines

 

[SlaanyChaser]

HRT is magic! In just 5 months you can start washing your hair and face!!

 

[Local Farmer]

Gets considered threatening by transpeople as she likes to wear cargo pants, boots and camo. Goes as far to wear nail polish to appear less scary to them. Upset that she can't express herself as she wishes in LGBT spaces.

> looks like the male feminist creep stereotype
> is shocked when people treat her as such

Welcome to the world of Mandom, dood

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Imagine taking a cocktail of drugs to try to be a woman only to look like Milo Yiannopolus

 

[Billy Hargrove]

HRT is magic! In just 5 months you can start washing your hair and face!!

I know we often remark on this but what exactly do troons think HRT does for them? They are delusional.
Literally all that happened is he conditioned his hair and took a picture in more "flattering" light.
Wow, HRT is magic.

 

[Geraldine]

pip (they/he)​

@periwinklepip​

Me (center, polypan transmasc-NB) with my fiancé (left, ace queer NB)​

and my boyfriend (right, demisexual queer cis)​

We are all happily queer!​

These are the people whose ideas dominate our elite institutions.

Happily queer, but they sure don't look happy.

jamey alea @jameybash • May 20, 2019​

Me and my fiance are getting gay married in the fall !​

Rocking the Zippy the pinhead haircut.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I know we often remark on this but what exactly do troons think HRT does for them? They are delusional.
Literally all that happened is he conditioned his hair and took a picture in more "flattering" light.
Wow, HRT is magic.

They see what they want to see, and the other cultists lovebomb them into believing it.

 

[Local Farmer]

Good lord this is terrifying. Physicians will line up to take this guy’s money and cut off his dick. They’ll throw his balls in a jar right before they make down payment on a new house in vail. This is ww2-level human experimentation.

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Master/slave brain dynamic. He can’t express his motivations to actions because his brain is quite literally unevolved.

He has a voice in his head telling him what to do and he does it, he is nothing more than a farm animal, only human by birth right

Bonus:

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

HRT is magic! In just 5 months you can start washing your hair and face!!
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Pleasantly surprised at this one’s hair. It seems he’s actually conditioning it and brushing it through properly. Absolutely ground-breaking stuff. No, really - just look at the Kevin Gibes thread if you don’t believe me. Female hair care is the one thing men are almost guaranteed not to understand.

Dude here still has exactly the same face, mind you, so all HRT appears to have done is bought him some Aussie three minute miracle, but baby steps are good steps!

Do we think he can master the womanly art of concealer?

 

[PigFarm]

Good lord this is terrifying. Physicians will line up to take this guy’s money and cut off his dick. They’ll throw his balls in a jar right before they make down payment on a new house in vail. This is ww2-level human experimentation.

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I should feel bad for this dude. Basic human compassion says I should be feeling bad for this depressed retard.

But I don't. I'm so jaded that I'm like meh, maybe the world would be better off without these unfunctional idiots weighing down the medical system and their families lives.

 

[grimacefetishist]

"Make due" is both illiterate and horrifying. I am imagining Jazz Jenning's mother, Janet, waggling a dilator in Jazz's face. "You're due," Janet hisses, her face a clenched mask of rage. "YOU'RE. DUE. MAKE. DUE!" And the dilator is shoved, ever-inward ...

Bitch you never heard of a verbal phrase before? Or are you someone who thinks it's "make do" because you also think someone saying to "roll up the window" must mean they have a hand crank, or that having something "filmed" must mean they recorded it on magnetic tape or cellulose film.

Is "batten" down the hatches also grammatically improper because the word batten is obsolete? No.

You can't make a verb. You CAN make a noun. It doesn't matter that "due" isn't used as a noun anymore outside of idioms.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Bitch you never heard of a verbal phrase before? Or are you someone who thinks it's "make do" because you also think someone saying to "roll up the window" must mean they have a hand crank, or that having something "filmed" must mean they recorded it on magnetic tape or cellulose film.

It has always been "make do," probably short for "make it do." Please calm down and put down your crack pipe.

 

[Geraldine]

You can't make a verb.

I verb nouns all the time.

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Back on track ...
Panties as a topical treatment for dysphoria. 8)
Not subjectively an L for this troon, but I say objectively an L.
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Found a selfie.
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I get vicarious dysphoria just looking at this.