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[TyrasGuard]

Those eyebrows alone should get him barred from public office, nevermind the whole ‘living a lie’ and ‘mentally ill’ stuff.

Why do they look like me trying to draw straight lines on MSPaint? What has gone wrong here? Did they just trim them?

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Yeah, I believe pretty universally in US schools, teachers don't piss with the students. I also wondered reading that, like maybe it was some really small town school. But good to remember, pooners and troons are fantasists who lie about everything, high possibility none of this happened and it's autoerotic fiction from a pooner about a teacher she's obsessed with.

I think the assistant principal conversation is definitely fake. Maybe the teacher actually saw a student and left the bathroom and the pooner made up the rest of the story to be oppressed.

 

[Turtle O'Carolan]

I think the assistant principal conversation is definitely fake. Maybe the teacher actually saw a student and left the bathroom and the pooner made up the rest of the story to be oppressed.

Agreed. Mostly because the reason the pooner claims to have been told is completely bass-ackwards. The rational fear of a teacher in this scenario is being accused of sexual harassment by a minor, not of being ogled by a confused girl. I believe the teacher dipped into the closest bathroom for a quick piss because time was a factor, then dipped right back out again when he saw a girl there. Everything else is total fiction.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

This creepily sounds like a troon about to kidnap his kid. "My Roommate" I have a feeling that's the mother given this kid is young enough to have a baby monitor and no mother is mentioned. Good God I hope the mother who is doing this because this freak trooned out and she's worried about this freak near her kid figures out what he's planning and stops his faggot ass.

Seems pretty clear "the roommate" is the mother of the child. Though in another post he says he "babysits her child for 20 hours a day." (which implies he doesn't work and just leeches off the ex-wife...)

I know some people refer to watching their own kids as "babysitting", but I'm getting stepkid vibes? I think he left ex-wife and stepkid and took his bio son away with him.

He did an update:

Just an update. I went through with it all, and we're safely at my sister's house right now. My roommate has been texting me telling me that I need to come back and that the only reason I'm acting like this is because I'm mentally ill and need help, and that I'm endangering my son. Then she texted me saying to not come back for any of my things without the police. not going back.

Your "roommate" is correct. She was also correct about you being a "failed faggot man."

I'm hoping the sister will at least make sure the baby doesn't die and that eventually the police come arrest the troon for kidnapping.

 

[Jacques1194]

I'm skeptical of that bathroom story.The TIF claims the assistant principal told her the teacher was worried that she'd look at his balls while he has em out?That sounds like a weird thing to say.I think what happened is that the teacher stated he was uncomfortable being in a bathroom with a student regardless of trans status, and OP is making up the reason for why he was.Also "He seriously COMPLAINED about another guy using the dang restroom!"Lady it doesn't matter if it was another guy.Any teacher would be very uncomfortable using a bathroom with a student, because of the fear of being accused of "Exposing genitals to a student."

 

[Geraldine]

Yet another autist being removed from the gene pool. 8)
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[cold comfort]

HeyyyEmily_Pink update:

He started posting and deleting a selfie on r/teenagers still pretending to be female (archive). Hugs and head pats to the girl who finds out what school he goes to from his student lanyard.

Responses (from the other post he made about it titled "(F17) selfie with confidence and tiredness"):




He posted a new voice clip about the Holy Roman Empire which is even more unintelligible than the previous batch. (link)

Kids are refusing to even watch it, again clocking him as a boy, and calling him a boring nerd (link1 - link2):




He lost his totally real boyfriend last Friday at 7:30pm and went attention whoring on r/teenagers threatening to self harm/kill himself. By midnight they were back together.




A soon-to-be 18 year old boy still bringing plushies to school. (link)


Currently having a bit of a breakdown (archive):

 

[Billy Hargrove]

HeyyyEmily_Pink update:

seems like a clear case of parents not knowing what to do with their weird, autistic kid and letting the computer raise it. Sad!

 

[melty]

Yet another autist being removed from the gene pool. 8)
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Man makes groundbreaking discovery that thongs aren't comfortable. Gotta love clown world.

 

[Rick The Stick]

but I'm willing to bet you'd rather grit and bear a dick than get sexual with a wound that smells like the world's deepest dirty bellybutton.

I'd rather do a flip than fuck anything that has or used to have a dick because I'm not a faggot who's desperate for sex/human contact. And I'd wager most lesbians would feel the same.

imagine there's a gun to your head

Just fucking shoot me then.

This is why pooners are equally scum as trannies and should be treated with the same harshness

Unfortunately there's a lot of people who fall into this strange trap/fantasy of "oh these are just poor little heckin tomboys that are being lied to be the gender cult! I can save them and fuck them cant believe tomboy genocide is happening!". Even within the pooner thread where you see the absolutely deranged way they view themselves and act/think. Like you said, they're just as unhinged as every other troon and deserve the same level of shame, scrutiny and ridicule.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

You'll have some crazy pooner like this, admitting to self-harm and anxiety (also claims abusive parents, but every fucking tranny claims that, so take it with a grain of salt), but if the therapist tries to even mildly push back on the gender insanity, pooner will get angry and shout "NO! I AM TRANS! THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE! IT'S NOT A MENTAL ISSUE! AFFIRM ME!"

This is very much a thing with therapists. A lot have low-key stopped seeing patients who have gender issues because they can't effectively treat them. It's so obvious that some pooners want to poon out because of their sexual trauma history, but a therapist can't even hint at that without pooners flipping out and literally trying to get licenses revoked. There are other issues where the 6'5" 300lb hons come in paranoid about being "misgendered" and the therapist can't just say common sense stuff like "we're going to have to do some radical acceptance around this, Alice, because you're never going to look like a woman and obsessing over it is only going to make you miserable." So they never get any better.

Again with this insane notion that the fact they might be post op is any sort of a Gotcha!

Troons, typical in their autism, don't seem to understand that people say "genital preference" because they're being polite/cautious. Even HSTS gigapassoids like (younger) Blaire White only ever date chasers/other troons. The average person with options does not want to date a troon. Why would they?

…or I guess they DO understand, but are just having tantrums that they can’t force people to fuck them.

I just can’t believe these fat middle aged men think they’re entitled to inject some HRT and become the hot goth girl in hs everyone wanted to fuck.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

e is the authentically female rep in question. Those eyebrows alone should get him barred from public office, nevermind the whole ‘living a lie’ and ‘mentally ill’ stuff.

Sometimes I play a Name the Former Occupation game with troon photos. Danica A. Roem's there was tough one. He's a bit rode hard, but he doesn't have serial killer eyes. Discount furniture place Salesman of the Month? Mail carrier? Amusement park maintenance?

But then I looked him up and he's as far from blue collar as you can get. Very PMC. Was in a thrash metal band in his restless yoot and then became a journoscum before trooning out and getting into politics.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Troons, typical in their autism, don't seem to understand that people say "genital preference" because they're being polite/cautious.

Some do, they also smart enough to realize that protesting too much looks awfully rapy. That's why many are so mad about it. Others are openly and categorically rejecting them in a socially acceptable way. Rejecting a tranny is a crime but not being able to punish them for it is another thing entirely.

 

[Blerg]

Sometimes I play a Name the Former Occupation game with troon photos. Danica A. Roem's there was tough one. He's a bit rode hard, but he doesn't have serial killer eyes. Discount furniture place Salesman of the Month? Mail carrier? Amusement park maintenance?

But then I looked him up and he's as far from blue collar as you can get. Very PMC. Was in a thrash metal band in his restless yoot and then became a journoscum before trooning out and getting into politics.

Oh my god, you’re right.

No wonder he gave up on being in a thrash metal band, can’t even handle a misgender without running off in a huff and taking the rest of the day off. What a pussy.

Still no excuse for those eyebrows.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

"No, ma'am, I can't chop your testicles off. That would render you sterile and we must think about your future hypothetical husband!"

Radfems are so bizarrely hypocritical over this shit.

"Oh, these young genderspecial girls shouldn't be destroying their bodies with surgery."

"Fuck these misogynistic doctors that won't do total hysterectomies on young women."

 

[Things Once Remembered]

. She of course was very taken aback by the news. She said that she could not be married to a woman. The reason I started therapy to begin with was so that when I get home in a month, I would have the resources, knowledge, and support we both needed ready to go.

This is my most favoritist part. Congratulations you gross faggot, your wife sees you as a woman! Very affirming and euphoric. Unfortunately you married a straight woman who has no interest in eating pussy, natural or artificial. So you get to be alone like the rest of your disfigured friends.

Yes I know it's the wife probably taking an easy out but my way is more fun.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Remember kids, self-harm is bad. Cutting yourself? Nope! But getting a surgeon to perform medically unnecessary amputations? All good! Totally not self-harm!

And what does this pillar of ultra manliness look like?

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.
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urinals can flush!

i’m not sure if this was common knowledge to anyone else here, but i recently learned that urinals have a handle to flush! i’ve been using the men’s room for about a year now, but I still avoid it as much as I can. anyways, a few days ago I was in the stall and heard someone come in, use the urinal and flush afterwards. i was confused at first, not knowing where the flushing noise came from. are all urinals like this? or is it “newer” or maybe “fancier” urinals that have handles?

 

[TyrasGuard]

TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol

Of course it does, toilets/urinals only have one fucking button to push or lever/chain to pull. What the fuck did you think it was? Ejector seat?

 

[Dr. Butt]

TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.

TIF has never worked as a janitor or anything approaching a student job, then.

Radfems are so bizarrely hypocritical over this shit.

"Oh, these young genderspecial girls shouldn't be destroying their bodies with surgery."

"Fuck these misogynistic doctors that won't do total hysterectomies on young women."

Radfems don't really advocate total hysterectomy unless it's for cancer or really shite endometriosis. The "surgery" they consider not objectionable is tubal ligation aka a lady vasectomy.